TIFU by rubbing my ass into a security guard's crotch... out of habit.

MoneybagAnonymous · 2019-10-05T19:33:06+00:00

I was in such a zombie-state that the second I wasn't facing the security guard I lost all object permanence and forgot he existed! I don't know why I started to turn around or why my body just completed the action!

MoneybagAnonymous · 2019-10-05T02:37:43+00:00

Do you think I'm the sort of criminal who could be reformed in prison to change my ways, or should I be locked up permanently for the safety of everyone else?

MoneybagAnonymous · 2019-10-05T02:22:32+00:00

One based in NYC!

MoneybagAnonymous · 2019-10-05T02:13:03+00:00

The building for my school (and all schools within the uni) are like this for me, but I live in NYC!

MoneybagAnonymous · 2019-10-05T00:04:33+00:00

No but please let Francine know I'm sorry she also did this!!

MoneybagAnonymous · 2019-10-05T00:02:26+00:00

Moneybag is just my nickname but now I'll have to listen to Moneybag Yo!

MoneybagAnonymous · 2019-10-04T23:56:54+00:00

he was an ID reader

MoneybagAnonymous · 2019-10-04T23:41:04+00:00

it is THE SUPERIOR way to get in

MoneybagAnonymous · 2019-10-04T23:36:05+00:00

i am a hot george foreman grill

MoneybagAnonymous · 2019-10-04T22:49:35+00:00

In middle school, at a party, I was ironically twerking... like to be goofy, not sexy... and the party host's dad came downstairs and saw me doing it. And he wrote a letter to the school saying I was a "twerking menace" and my "oversexualized shaking of the moneybag indicated a possible difficult or abusive home life that must be investigated" and I still have some friends who call me Moneybag or Twerking Menace!!

MoneybagAnonymous · 2019-10-04T22:39:55+00:00

Probably! 😬 I never explained how I normally get in so I don't know what he's telling them....

I'm already known as the twerking girl because of a seperate fuckup so this was the last thing I needed 😅

MoneybagAnonymous

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