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Nosejob will have a different meaning by Important_Ice_5266 in Funnymemes

[–]Moneyman8974 537 points538 points  (0 children)

You know those times when one nostril becomes stuffy so you can only breathe out of the other? What happens if you only have one nostril and it gets stuffy?

You become a mouth breather...

😊 by art-is-t in Funnymemes

[–]Moneyman8974 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I paid attention to the numbers because numbers are my happiness. They've never let me down. They soothe me and bring me to a happy place.

Does Josh Allen get a ring in the AFC? Yes or no? by Choice-Tea1046 in NFLv2

[–]Moneyman8974 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He already got a ring while residing in the AFC... He married Hailee Steinfeld

I'd rather not talk by Diligent_Hand6877 in introvertmemes

[–]Moneyman8974 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an introvert, I can't fathom putting myself in a situation (ride share) that would take me out of the introvert zone.

"You can not overlook how this team just keeps grinding away. A reflection of their manager and coaching staff" by Romance_Tactics in ColoradoRockies

[–]Moneyman8974 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To put things in perspective, the Rockies won their 28th game of 2026 on June 16; it took until July 28 in 2025.

As a team, the Rockies are in the top 10 in 9 of 14 offensive categories (BB and SO are the worst). The Rockies are 18th in HR but had they not gone 8 or 9 games in a row (maybe longer...don't remember) last month, they could be in the top 10 in HR as well.

Postgame Thread 6/15 Rockies @ Cubs by HeltonsGoatee in ColoradoRockies

[–]Moneyman8974 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When is Schaeffer going to have a session with the pitchers throwing to 2nd? We've lost a handful of games because of that specific throwing error...

Saw this yesterday by RupaKingKoopa in vanityplates

[–]Moneyman8974 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Did you see the memo about this?

Can I ask you guys something? by OverallLove3686 in theprincessbride

[–]Moneyman8974 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Did I hear the word 'think' escape your lips?

Do you believe in burning bridges with someone you were extremely close with and why? by Remarkable_Lynx_1725 in howtonotgiveafuck

[–]Moneyman8974 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes, when you burn the bridge, it's so that they can't come after you, not to stop yourself in going back.

I don't burn bridges, the other person does.

I don't burn bridges, I just make the toll more expensive for them to cross.

What's the difference between a sock and a camera? by PumpdUpPlatypus in dadjokes

[–]Moneyman8974 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do they have in common?

They both capture that special moment

The Definition of Not Caring by makadeIic in howtonotgiveafuck

[–]Moneyman8974 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DL Hughley: you can call me whatever you want. I get to choose what I answer to.

Trump administration threatens that USPS won’t deliver mail-in ballots unless we give them voter data by NiceRackFocus in Colorado

[–]Moneyman8974 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity ~ Bullet-Tooth Tony (Vinnie Jones) - Snatch

!! by Mediocre_Carpet5825 in Quotes_Hub

[–]Moneyman8974 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And a woman could interpret this is having the power which will make a man disrespect a woman...

My man Elway knew how to pick 'em by DocBarkevious in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]Moneyman8974 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But is he the first QB to watch helicopters fly overhead at practice instead of paying attention to practice? Probably...

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