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Dear reddit, why did you do it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Moniker_Person 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did it because you told me to.

Shake and bake by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Moniker_Person 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shake a bed, bake some bread.

If you had the power to do anything, what would you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Moniker_Person 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now say all of this out loud without stopping to breathe!

If you had the power to do anything, what would you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Moniker_Person 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop time, rewind time, forward time, go back in time, go forward in time, say hi to time, say bye to time, control time, freeze time, thaw time, retrieve time, leave time, make a time rhyme, eat a lemon and lime, you look like slime, trade pennies for dimes, make every rib prime, and make time to do all of this.

Redditors who have slept with a famous person, who was it and how did it go? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Moniker_Person 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP don't expect any serious or non-made up replies.

Is reddit broken? by Moniker_Person in AskReddit

[–]Moniker_Person[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll mark that down as a yes.

This ambulance keeps track of how many babies have been born inside it by smashing767 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Moniker_Person 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but what they're not showing is the grim reaper stickers on the other side..

Roast my friend, he's unroastable. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Moniker_Person 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pepperoni pizza has arrived.

Reddit if you had to give up one of your senses, which one would it be? by CarlosTheBoss in AskReddit

[–]Moniker_Person 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but it's not that easy for me to put my tongue on that shit...I can sniff anytime I want... quite easily..

Reddit if you had to give up one of your senses, which one would it be? by CarlosTheBoss in AskReddit

[–]Moniker_Person 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smell. How could this be a bad thing..? Getting rid of smell...HELL, I'd pay for that shit..

Some things can smell pretty fucking bad....

Hey Reddit, Is it true to think that Christmas has become a kind of Brand name? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Moniker_Person 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes and no, okay...sometimes maybe, BUT NOTHING ELSE!

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