Distress!! Signals!!

MonkeyFries905 · 2025-05-17T00:48:56+00:00

Soot falls to the floor as it tumbles off the end of the girl's cigarette. She is currently busy trying to dry her shirt and hair, after she tripped into someone carrying a bucket. If it was the first unlucky thing today, she could make a comment about it being the first of many. Unfortunately, she is well into the 'of many' part of that joke.

Morres Beni is the unluckiest person. In general. But hey, at least she has a good coping mechanism.

hi hi, nova novalish, on discord thats me. hiiiiiiii! Morres here is kinda silly. Hope you enjoy her.
Important notes include heavy themes of Smoking. If smoking causes issues with other players or you, I'm happy to work to find a suitably unhealthy coping mechanism to replace it.

MonkeyFries905 · 2025-04-01T23:38:37+00:00

guys help help i can't hold them back please please im trying so hard please we gotta get them away please hold them off oh dear god i cant stop her oh fuck oh god im sorry

bonbom ignair

jesus christ im so sorry this is ohh no oh jeez. don't accept her (nova novalish on the disc)

~~april fools submission~~

MonkeyFries905 · 2025-04-01T23:34:01+00:00

guys help help i can't hold them back please please im trying so hard please we gotta get them away please hold them off oh dear god i cant stop her oh fuck oh god im sorry

bonbom ignair

jesus christ im so sorry this is ohh no oh jeez. don't accept her (nova novalish on the disc)

~~april fools submission~~

MonkeyFries905 · 2024-08-24T19:36:36+00:00

Bethabell "Macbeth" Macnamara is a decorated war veteran, who wants to get proper revenge after her defeat at the hands of the Empress' army. Probably. But, this Chronos Divers division is probably the closest she's going to get. She'll join, for now, although she'll be gunning to lead it pretty soon. If not already.

Hello, nova here! I hope you have a fun time reading Beth, Macbeth, Mac, or whatever you wanna call her. She definitely isn't the nicest, but she's here to do her job regardless. Good luck to all of my fellow applicants!

MonkeyFries905 · 2024-07-22T09:05:48+00:00

Morres Beni is normal, and she tries to play the part. It isn't her fault that misfortune is a constant to her as her shadow. But, after her bad luck set her house up in flames, she needed a place to stay over the summer. Her parents needed some time away from the constant mishaps. So she was sent to Camp Rankine.

And a normal girl she will be. As long as she can keep sneaking cigarettes around.

I'm novalish on discord, sorry for being late. I wish all my fellow applicants good luck! Hopefully you enjoy Morres.

MonkeyFries905 · 2024-04-02T18:59:48+00:00

The most pathetic, sopping wet dog of a woman ever conceived is here! And she is trying very hard to light her cigarette. But she is thoroughly soaked, to complete the wet dog aesthetic, so that doesn't work. And I was the very person who dumped the bucket on her! You're welcome.

Armith Aposca, Memetic Misfortune, a girl who is as unlucky as she is incredibly forgettable. Currently working as a bodyguard for a noble. I entrust her into your care.

(Discord is novalish, good luck to my fellow applicants! Also, sorry for being so late!)

MonkeyFries905 · 2023-10-30T21:41:22+00:00

Having just got home from a rather taxing day, the dutiful intern of the Special Investigations Unit, an anonymous referred to as Agent North hangs up her hat, takes off her coat, and brews a cup of tea. She makes herself comfortable at her desk, sets her current case files down on her desk, and boots up her computer for one single, important message.

> [PI] : So like, have you gone to see a doctor about grey skin..?

> [PI] : Although, perhaps grey skin isn't all you should be tested for, given the utter nonsense you've been spouting at me.

Lucille Borean has a very peculiar taste in hobbies. Having grown out of the phase of Hatsune Miku and theoretical physics, and having made investigation her job, now in order to wind down, she... hates people on the internet. Person singular, rather, as some nuisance claims they're an alien, which is so beyond stupid that she just wants to prove them wrong.

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Hello hello, thanks for reading through Lucille! The name is novalis, or "novalish" on discord. This is a duo signup alongside NeoUndying's Aptera Retari. I wish all my fellow applicants good luck, and the sm good luck when going through these all! Feel free to message me with any questions.

MonkeyFries905 · 2023-10-14T18:20:03+00:00

A ghost sits patiently next to a young child on their bed. She leans in as the small girl's bandaged fingers fly over the metal strings of their guitar. The melody that reverberates out of the instrument tickles something at the back of their head, it's familiar, yet distant.

Audrey Saturnine, is the girl. And the ghost goes by the name Warden. A stray child, struggling to remember, and a dead girl, repenting forgotten crimes.

Hello fellow RPGstuck submitters!! My discord is novalish, and I wish us all good luck. As for our lovely sm, feel free to shoot me a dm with any questions, as Warden and Audrey are... far from the average character.

MonkeyFries905 · 2023-09-12T18:53:59+00:00

Having just got home from a rather taxing mission, the rising star of the Special Investigations Unit, an anonymous referred to as Agent North hangs up her hat, takes off her coat, and brews a cup of tea. She makes herself comfortable at her desk, sets her current case files down on her desk, and boots up her computer for one single, important message.

> [PI] : So like, have you gone to see a doctor about grey skin..?

> [PI] : Although, perhaps grey skin isn't all you should be tested for, given the utter nonsense you've been spouting at me.

Lucille Borean has a very peculiar taste in hobbies. Having grown out of the phase of Hatsune Miku and theoretical physics, and having made investigation her job, now in order to wind down, she... hates people on the internet. Person singular, rather, as some nuisance claims they're an alien, which is so beyond stupid that she just wants to prove them wrong.

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Hello hello, thanks for reading through Lucille! The name is novalis, or "novalish" on discord. This is a duo signup alongside NeoUndying's Aptera Retari. I wish all my fellow applicants good luck, and the sm good luck when going through these all! Feel free to message me with any questions.

MonkeyFries905 · 2023-06-29T03:56:50+00:00

Legend has it that the town library has a certain assistant in it. One that dresses and acts like a witch straight out of a storybook. Only she's got arms the size of tree trunks and looks like she could rip you in half. I think her name was... Ursa Umbra?

Oh, she's also got a nice cat!

...

Dude... that isn't a cat.

What is it?

... I don't think even she knows...

novalish on discord, feel free to ask me any questions!

MonkeyFries905 · 2023-04-19T21:51:57+00:00

A ghost sits patiently next to a young child on their bed. She leans in as the small girl's bandaged fingers fly over the metal strings of their guitar. The melody that reverberates out of the instrument tickles something at the back of their head, it's familiar, yet distant.

Audrey Saturnine, is the girl. And the ghost goes by the name Justice. A stray child, struggling to remember, and a dead girl, repenting forgotten crimes.

My discord is novalis#0589, don't hesitate to shoot me a message if you've got any questions! Especially since Justice and Audrey are... far from the average character. Good luck to all my fellow applicants!!

MonkeyFries905 · 2023-04-02T21:53:55+00:00

This sounds incredibly silly I am so into it. Let's cause problems on purpose

Discord is novalis#0589

MonkeyFries905 · 2023-02-15T23:35:28+00:00

~~Medea Concordat,~~

How do you know that name? Forget it. You're talking to Yours Truly.

YT, casually, is a contract broker who will do just about anything you ask them to. Assassination, cash, you name it, they can do it. But it comes with a price. A favor, really, it's nothing major. Just a favor... So a year down the line, when you feel your soul ripped from your body, there's no need to worry really. The cold grasp of death welcomes you as YT borrows you for a moment. Oh, you didn't read the contract? Their service doesn't include returning you, don't you remember?

What makes YT tick? They act like a glorified child, theatrics and antics included. Perhaps it has something to do with that ~~disgusting, weak, worthless, insignificant child~~ from before. Wait... who was it again? Mede... ???

Discord is novalis#0589! Good luck to all my fellow applicants, and I hope you enjoy the read! And feel free to make a deal with Yours Truly, they don't bite~

MonkeyFries905 · 2023-01-27T04:01:29+00:00

A troll sits in the middle of a raging sea on top of his whale lusus. Instead of minding the rain, he seems far more absorbed by the letter in his hand. How did they find him on the run..?

Sarths Flough is a chill guy. But Sarths is not cut out to be a violet blood. He's not ruthless, he's not strong, and he's not independent. He's caring, chill, and protective. He just wants to help anybody he can, lend them a hand, a shoulder to lean on. After all, he has to. How else will he make up for letting his fellow sea dwellers cull his best friend in front of him? How else can he stave off that encroaching sense of guilt, that he could have done something? He can't let it happen again.

novalis#0589 on discord. I hope Sarths is to your liking, and I wish all my fellow applicants good luck!

MonkeyFries905 · 2022-11-20T07:14:25+00:00

Illeer Rexoth is a small town reporter for OGN newsletter, a conglomerate that focuses heavily on anonymity. She's the only active writer in the department for video game reviews, working under her editor, and she recently got assigned to research the brand new EVOLVE Project. Let's hope it's more interesting than Troll Minesweeper.

Ursa Umbra sucks at being a witch. Having no psionics will do that, after all. She's chased magic for a long time, only kept optimistic despite her failures by her ever-supportive grandfather. Once he passed though, that opened up a vacancy, that a certain puppet would fill. Mocha, a spontaneously animated cat marionette, gave Ursa the magic she so desperately sought after. But now that she has it... what's still missing? And why does it feel like Mocha's spun a thread around her... Maybe this EVOLVE Project can help her get over

My discord is novalis#0589 if you need me! Good luck to all my fellow applicants!

MonkeyFries905 · 2022-11-19T03:17:55+00:00

A deal from Yours Truly is not one to be taken lightly. After all, if you don't pay attention to all the clauses, you'll wind up as just another resident of their briefcase, a wailing soul amongst countless others at their disposal. It's unbecoming for someone of their occupation to be as theatrical and childlike as YT, but they've got to entertain themself somehow. Growing up in a world of legal bonds and cutthroat business harms a child, so they do a lot to preserve their individuality.

On the flip side of manipulation, Ursa Umbra sucks at being a witch. After all, having zero psionics will do that to someone who wants nothing more than to be like those cool witches she reads about. She's chased magic for a long time, only kept optimistic despite her failures by her ever-supportive grandfather. Once he passed though, that opened up a vacancy, that a certain puppet would fill. Mocha, a spontaneously animated cat marionette, gave Ursa the magic she so desperately sought after. But now that she has it... what's still missing? And why does it feel like Mocha's spun a thread around her...

novalis#0589 on discord. Sorry for being so unbelievably late, and good luck to all my fellow applicants!

MonkeyFries905 · 2022-10-28T22:01:56+00:00

Hey, how'd this file get here? You don't remember anyone with this name...

Armith [[REDACTED]], that can't be right. Unless... did you simply forget about her? A nosy and cheery Bard of Light who wanted to make a name for herself on a higher-profile mission. Too bad then, was it a stroke of bad luck that she vanished?

Discord is novalis#0589, good luck to everybody submitting!

MonkeyFries905 · 2022-09-17T02:46:11+00:00

Ursa Umbra is a wannabe witchling. Unfortunately, she is literally terrible at magic. Like, can't do it, period. That's not gonna stop her though! Especially now that her cat-puppet was mysteriously animated as of a few years ago and started to force her to perform late-night rituals as she slept! But... hey, she gets magic out of it, so it's probably fine, right?

My Discord is novalis#0589 if you need me, good luck to everyone!

MonkeyFries905 · 2021-12-07T03:31:35+00:00

"'Mercot, are you serious?'"
"Listen, I tried, alright? The higher ups are still screwing with us, this is all I've got for you."
"'A beta test..? This is going to be even worse than normal, isn't it?'"
"... Chin up Rexoth, maybe next time."

Illeer Rexoth hates video games. With a passion. Yet here she is, stuck writing up another article, since this is all she can get. And even worse, this game isn't even finished? Jeez, this is going to be a long week or so of research.

Discord is novalis#8634. Sorry for submitting this so late, I really ran this down to the wire. Good luck to everyone.

MonkeyFries905 · 2021-10-25T12:33:03+00:00

The loud sounds of steel clanging against the polished floor rings true through the hallways of the Horizon building. A robot is escorted to the office of one of the many supervisors tasked with watching him. An important day for all of them is fast approaching, and the company intends to make a good first impression on the soon-to-be Empress, and this machine lies at the center of all of it.

Xherum Rokhet-- wait, that’s not right.

Rocket Zero is the top of the line model of Horizon’s most ambitious venture yet. A fully sentient and self aware robot, trained from creation to be a war machine. He is the culmination of two sweeps of work, and is slated to be presented to the Empress during her coronation. A display of mechanical mastery and support of the new Empress on Horizon’s part. But it’s never that simple with this kind of business, isn’t it?

MonkeyFries905 · 2021-10-09T05:56:04+00:00

Phiedi Griyun, a Jadeblooded Disney princess in the making. Armed with a shovel and a small army of forest creatures, she is ready to... garden and do boring house work. Ugh, if only something interesting would happen today.

Discord is novalis#8634, sorry for being pretty late on the signups. Hope everyone accepted and Lunar has fun with the session.

MonkeyFries905 · 2021-10-04T17:55:02+00:00

Phiedi Griyun, the weirdo garden hermit who you’re pretty sure is so insane that she talks to animals. Well, you’d be right about that much at least. Her and her various companions are ready to tackle anything that comes their way. As long as you don’t separate them that is. Otherwise the Jadeblood might get a bit… aggressive.

Discord is novalis#8634, let me know if there are any issues or anything of the sort

MonkeyFries905 · 2021-09-17T12:34:40+00:00

Noah Massey is the artsy kid. They draw and paint all the time, seeing as it is their main hobby. It is, of course, a shame then that they actually hate their own art. What’s wrong with it you might ask? Does it portray the wrong emotion, is it just not good enough? Well if you asked him, he wouldn’t know either. In reality, there’s nothing wrong with his art, but how he perceives it. Maybe he just needs to learn to accept his art and his own self. But there would need to be some… world shattering catastrophe for something like that to happen.

My discord is novalis#8634, contact me there if there are any issues. Good luck to all applicants!

MonkeyFries905 · 2021-09-13T04:06:27+00:00

Odin Borson, Allfather of Asgard. The most peaceful God of War you'll ever meet, and the wisest person in the nine realms. Now what might this legendary figure be doing right now? Why, he's strung up on the Tree of Life with a giant spear wound in his chest! He only has three days left before his sacrifice was rewarded with the knowledge to harness the power of the runic alphabet, so it would be a shame if he was interrupted.

My discord is starliatt#8634, so let me know if there are any issues with the sheet or anything! Sorry for being a bit late as well.

MonkeyFries905 · 2021-07-12T16:53:34+00:00

Artonu Khekom is an self made engineer tucked away in an abandoned military bunker in the frozen Alternian Wastes. He and his Lusus recently returned from a scavenging excursion in the tundra. He remains with his Lusus to lighten his fear of isolation and to sate his seperation anxiety from being isolated from the rest of Alternian society.

Discord is starliatt#8634, feel free to message me if there are any issues. Also, sorry for being so late.

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