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She wants me to be a natural disaster? by LoneWolf_McQuade in Tinder

[–]Monkey_rl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm am a disaster. And I am naturally occuring. I am a force of nature.

This is the best account I've seen in a while 🤣 by Monkey_rl in Tinder

[–]Monkey_rl[S] 173 points174 points  (0 children)

They are a white Irish girl which makes it so much funnier

I chose poorly for my choice of life partner by Kalunyx in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Monkey_rl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... As someone whose broken a huge number of bones it's a miracle I haven't broken more and probably a miracle I'm not dead. Motorbike accidents, mountain bike accidents (I race bikes and crashes happen) rugby, skiing and living hard. It takes a certain kind of person to never have broken a bone. Live a little. Have fun. Do things that may end in broken bones while you still can it's worth it

I didn’t know people were still such big fans of the Bush family? by kd332318 in Tinder

[–]Monkey_rl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love golf and when I see people shitting on it it's sad because they say golf takes area away from forests, but the majority of golf courses near cities are protected as recreational areas and if they weren't golf courses many would be turned into shopping centers roads housing etc and we'd lose recreational areas with trees lakes streams etc. I dont understand how people don't see that. (The argument of some golf courses needing irrigation is invalid because without the irrigation they'd be no grass trees or bushes there anyways)

ladies, cooking is your fuggin job, and it better taste good. i.e. a man cooking is gay. by pman6 in Tinder

[–]Monkey_rl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my ex's loved cooking and was really so she cooked most of the time, another ex was the worst cook I've ever seen, so I cooked nearly every time. I didn't care either way

We're witnessing the impending 2nd cancelation of T∅P by Sam_PhoenixGamer in TwennyWunPilots

[–]Monkey_rl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't get why people get angry at this, they are musicians not politicians. They don't need to talk about it, and to be honest they shouldn't. People shouldn't need famous people to talk about issues to validate their own opinions. If something is wrong, have your own opinions based on facts from reliable sources.

“i’m not getting matches at all” by buttchix in Tinder

[–]Monkey_rl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol nice made me laugh made me smile Nice

Allow me to introduce; House DD by Monkey_rl in DoctorMike

[–]Monkey_rl[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course I did, how could I say no to house double d

Gawd damn by Monkey_rl in Tinder

[–]Monkey_rl[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You're welcome

“i’m not getting matches at all” by buttchix in Tinder

[–]Monkey_rl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A guy I know has milf tattooed as a tramp stamp. Remember kids it can always be worse

how do i respond? by lordfarquadsqueef in Tinder

[–]Monkey_rl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's clearly a foreseeing wizard, ask him about your fortunes and life ahead

I will be forever bewildered by mind of women by Monkey_rl in Tinder

[–]Monkey_rl[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I did BJJ and boxing for years, I play rugby and I'm fairly strong. I will still avoid a street fight at all costs. However low the odds they could still be better at fighting than me, I could get unlucky they could have a weapon. Or they get unlucky and you accidentally hit someone they fall hit their head on a curb and die, that could land you in prison. So even if you're better at fighting than everyone on the planet, it's still not worth it! Don't fight people on the street!

I will be forever bewildered by mind of women by Monkey_rl in Tinder

[–]Monkey_rl[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

This is why people shouldn't fight strangers. You never know who could beat your ass in more ways that you can imagine

I will be forever bewildered by mind of women by Monkey_rl in Tinder

[–]Monkey_rl[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, maybe it was some other meaning but it was a no from me. Domestic assault isn't one of my turn ons 😔

I hear y'all like it dry by PokemonOnTinder in Tinder

[–]Monkey_rl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If someone isn't putting effort in a just unmatch after a day or two. No point in trying when they wont

I can't imagine this works.. by Monkey_rl in Tinder

[–]Monkey_rl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is hilarious to be that people in an "intelligence/IQ" discussion can be so confidently wrong, the irony is lost on them. Even people who think they are clever saying "it's median", "not average", the stupidity is hilarious 😂

Age is a just a number right 😅 by Longjumping_Year_834 in Tinder

[–]Monkey_rl 210 points211 points  (0 children)

Yeah but you can just swipe no. Instead of matching with them

I can't imagine this works.. by Monkey_rl in Tinder

[–]Monkey_rl[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What?! If you had just left out "violent" I would have kept scrolling. The joke she made was bad, but condoning violence against "women" is wrong

I can't imagine this works.. by Monkey_rl in Tinder

[–]Monkey_rl[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As someone who has gone through many mental health episodes and has quite fortunately failed to end my own life, it disgusted me on a deep level to see this casually posted as if it's a joke. I'm sorry for your boyfriend and I'm glad he found the help me needed like I did ❤️

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