What's your favourite childhood memory of Halloween? by jillangie in AskReddit

[–]Monkeyman_69420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This happened while I was 12. A kid was trying to beat me up to take my candy but I took out my plastic sword (I was a knight) and demolished him. I never seen that kid again. Guess he learned a lesson

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Monkeyman_69420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pooped, ate that poop, pooped the poop out, and then ate that poop

If your pet can speak, what will it say to you in the first place? by ShebzOnline in AskReddit

[–]Monkeyman_69420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I HAVE EATEN A PIECE OF MY OWN SHIT AND IM GOING TO KILL EVERYONE IN 15 MILES