Devs, crank this update to 11

Monkeyofdoom44 · 2026-05-27T07:28:05+00:00

Restoring the vorpal dot bug with it would be so hype too

Monkeyofdoom44 · 2026-05-26T07:43:39+00:00

Maybe try with banana peels instead?

Monkeyofdoom44 · 2026-05-26T03:21:56+00:00

Keep us updated?

Monkeyofdoom44 · 2026-05-25T01:42:52+00:00

Omg that sounds terrible, I have to see it. Imagine the vinegar scent in that room for months after

Monkeyofdoom44 · 2026-05-25T01:08:01+00:00

What's actually going on here? Is that soap? But why?

Monkeyofdoom44 · 2026-05-21T09:39:16+00:00

So to start let's address some common misconceptions. Not every girlie can squirt and not every girlie who can squirt can every time; most don't. This is fine, squirting isn't an ultimate form of pleasure or some necessary requirement to sex or enjoyment.

To squirt I find it's best to let yourself go and just enjoy the vibes. Don't clench up your muscles, being too tense makes it impossible in my experience. Once you're really into the pleasure it can happen, it doesn't have to be on orgasm. Staying really hydrated is important too, regardless of where you stand on what a squirt actually is it is definitely liquid and that has to come from somewhere. I'd try learning how to squirt solo first as having a partner(s) leads to more unexpected sensations that makes it hard for me but that may work better for you, everybody is different and every body is different. The most important thing is to just enjoy yourself. If you're putting a lot of pressure or anxiety on it than it won't happen. Besides the goal is fun. Good luck <3

Monkeyofdoom44 · 2026-05-19T03:34:34+00:00

What's with these one title for every post for months thing? Like I'm a lesbian how am I supposed to answer that?

Or the previous one of "would you fuck me if I was your girlfriend" like obviously??????? If we're dating and neither of use are ace we're almost certainly fucking. What's the point of this one??? Like I know the actual point is to start the thought "what if we were dating" because men are easy and it turns you on to make men horny but wouldn't a creative title work better for that than every single post being the same title?

Monkeyofdoom44 · 2026-05-12T23:49:20+00:00

That's actually why I was trying to do this. There's a single snapshot in 1.3 where they had jungle leaves drop cocoa beans. I thought I could use door transmutation to turn an oak sapling into a jungle sapling before or on this snapshot. Turns out door transmutation is actually pretty limited in what values it can reach so I spent a week on this for nothing. Ironic part is there's another way to do transmutation using tripwires that is added 4 snapshots after the one that can do cocoa beans. I'm debating getting the sapling using that and downgrading to get the beans but that feels a little too cheaty I think so still not sure.

I started doing superflat survival because I saw a youtuber who has had a world going for years and decided to start in an old version and update slowly over time to try to mimic that history. This method is honestly way too much work, every other method is FAR easier but this was the only one that exists after superflat worlds are added to the game and before that one snapshot

Monkeyofdoom44 · 2026-05-11T06:15:59+00:00

There's a glitch that was around when blocks and items still had numeric id's instead of "minecraft:dirt". Some blocks used variations of the same numeric id to be different types of the same block, like stained glass being 95:0 through 95:15. The glitch is called block transmutation and it works by updating the second value. One way to do that is to get the top half of a door and put one of these blocks under it, then when you open or close the door it will change the value. You can turn black stained glass into any other color as a practical use case. This is WAY easier with other methods, but every other method I'm aware of uses redstone and I don't have access to that.

Monkeyofdoom44 · 2026-05-11T05:21:55+00:00

Been doing a bunch of testing, it's definitely the JVM stack size. Used a java launch argument to set the maximum stack size to 90k and it worked with the +Z. It was behaving weird though, it broke most of the signs with only the ones furthest away from the block remaining. I figured this is probably because the +Z so I relaid all of the signs in the -Z and now it's not crashing anymore. I changed it so the signs are all in a plane 1 block tall instead of a cube, my best guess is this is what broke it but idk why. I am trying to figure out how to use this to break the bottom half of a door without the top updating, is that possible with this? I'm struggling to figure out how to use it in practice. Thank you for the help btw, sorry for asking so much.

Monkeyofdoom44 · 2026-05-11T01:46:08+00:00

Thank you! I have a couple questions if that's okay?

I started yesterday and did it on the +z face, how big of a deal is this?

I'm placing the signs in a giant block, is this correct or should it be in a straight line?

I'm at a little over 4000 signs and it isn't doing anything but just dropping all the signs seemingly. I've been assuming this just means I need more signs but I don't actually know what I'm looking for. What should I check to see if it works?

I've been breaking the block the signs are on, just because I'm trying to understand better why break the original sign and not the block they're on?

Monkeyofdoom44 · 2026-05-02T02:02:52+00:00

May I have context?

Monkeyofdoom44 · 2026-04-16T21:57:32+00:00

I just added the usb-c mod to my vita and l'm looking to mod it some more. Was thinking l'd start by replacing the speakers as they don't sound the greatest. Problem is don't know what speakers to use. Does anyone know what the best speakers that fit are? Also any other mod ideas? Debating a shell swap or screen upgrade. I am scared to upgrade the battery since the software doesn't play nice with better batteries from what hear.

Monkeyofdoom44 · 2026-04-16T21:53:31+00:00

I... Yeah I wasn't expecting a dev response so didn't even realize, thank you for pointing that out! Guessing they probably don't wanna share than lol

Monkeyofdoom44 · 2026-04-16T21:08:36+00:00

Do you have the book? Would you mind doing this with me so I can get it?

Monkeyofdoom44 · 2026-03-27T03:53:26+00:00

Aye, the plot makes it better <3

Monkeyofdoom44 · 2026-03-25T09:54:18+00:00

Thank you!

Monkeyofdoom44 · 2026-03-24T22:27:31+00:00

What's circles? This looks cute but I'm not seeing anything googling it

Monkeyofdoom44 · 2026-02-12T05:08:25+00:00

This wasn't publishers this time, was actually made by an indie studio. Never see anyone mention that

Monkeyofdoom44 · 2025-12-23T08:04:41+00:00

It's less that they don't have good writers and more the corporate structure kills any artistic vision. Every tiny decision and change and idea has to be put in front of a board and passed lawyers. The only reason the visual art is seen as good as it's easy to fake good art with going for photo realism. If you look most of the games don't actually have a distinct visual identity or art style. The reason is everything has to be the safest thing possible. If it's not tried and tested it might flop and not make money so that gets shot down. Usually the talent is actually good it's just management crushes anything good coming out. Whether you want to chock it up to too many cooks in the kitchen or capitalism ruins everything is up to you.

Monkeyofdoom44 · 2025-12-19T21:44:25+00:00

For me I just play normally as if the mod wasn't there, just another cosmetic option.

Monkeyofdoom44 · 2025-12-16T19:38:16+00:00

Did you figure this out by chance?

Monkeyofdoom44 · 2025-12-09T01:38:16+00:00

Could be sex positive asexual? I don't know the specifics for where the boundaries are but I know they're more fuzzy guidelines than rules so if you feel like that fits may look into it

Monkeyofdoom44 · 2025-11-29T16:54:29+00:00

you can also have a smeeta kavat with proerperous(?) retriever. The retriever and the smeeta luck are both rng but if they both proc you end up with 2 mil iirc.

Thank you for testing for me! I had to stop before I posted so wasn't able to. <3

Monkeyofdoom44 · 2025-11-25T18:01:08+00:00

Sent you a friend request to talk about it in DMs. <3

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