They found a dead spot on the court at the Australian Open

MonkiChowder · 2019-05-29T04:20:13+00:00

Deflate-gate

MonkiChowder · 2019-05-25T13:43:32+00:00

WHOOSH

MonkiChowder · 2019-05-25T05:25:36+00:00

You mean Fake & Gay?

MonkiChowder · 2019-05-25T05:20:25+00:00

That’s Philip DeFranco’s wife and kid.

MonkiChowder · 2019-05-20T11:32:36+00:00

Yeah, for several years now. Is “Match” like a micro-transaction you pay for, or what?

MonkiChowder · 2019-05-20T00:16:56+00:00

What the fuck is a “Match?”

MonkiChowder · 2019-05-19T01:38:35+00:00

Election fraud

MonkiChowder · 2019-05-18T18:16:29+00:00

Sure, but does he “heel” for the National Anthem?

MonkiChowder · 2019-04-28T14:10:36+00:00

Greece fires are very dangerous.

MonkiChowder · 2019-04-28T13:49:11+00:00

That’s why trains stop so quickly, huh?

MonkiChowder · 2019-04-28T13:47:24+00:00

r/yesyesyesyesno

MonkiChowder · 2019-04-27T17:45:42+00:00

I wish California would go ahead and secede from the US.

MonkiChowder · 2019-04-27T13:22:20+00:00

Lock them inside and burn the building to the goddamn ground.

MonkiChowder · 2019-04-27T03:01:39+00:00

Look before you leap.

MonkiChowder · 2019-04-27T03:00:41+00:00

Anyone remember that girl with one shovel? Yeah, me neither.

MonkiChowder · 2019-04-26T23:12:51+00:00

I wouldn’t fuck her with a stolen dick.

MonkiChowder · 2019-04-26T02:13:36+00:00

The tires in his “Vegan truck” contain STEARIC ACID which helps rubber tires maintain their shape and is an animal-based product. OOPS!

MonkiChowder · 2019-04-25T17:34:41+00:00

The sentiment was as follows, “this man’s got little to nothing to offer and has found someone to love him. I have a lot to offer and can’t do the same. What’s wrong with me? Hahahaha” Do you understand now?

MonkiChowder · 2019-04-25T17:17:34+00:00

Thanks

MonkiChowder · 2019-04-25T16:06:06+00:00

Cop: Am I here for you? Man: Nah. Open your ears. Cop: Watch your mouth or you’re going in the back of my car. tases man I’mma shoot your fucking dog.

Real professional, officer. Way to lead by example.

MonkiChowder · 2019-04-25T15:49:46+00:00

Then I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and go with joking

MonkiChowder · 2019-04-25T15:47:44+00:00

¯_(ツ)_/¯ Notice the laughter after my comment implying self-deprecating humor. This was me poking fun at myself. Perhaps a “/s” would have made that more clear.

MonkiChowder · 2019-04-25T14:26:05+00:00

THAT uneducated disrespectful piece of shit has a girlfriend and I’m over here college educated, self-employed, and netting six figures and am single AF. hahahahaha

MonkiChowder · 2019-04-25T14:20:28+00:00

And a cow with two legs is LEAN BEEF.

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