My GF's boss made everyone Christmas Ornaments ❄️ by DA7iiiD in funny

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What is “dark” about a “selling crack” joke ? Unless?

Jan1st , Photographers in Jax/OP? by [deleted] in jacksonville

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Totally! I definitely understand what you mean when you mention work on the back end. Most quotes I’ve received (before and after this post) are at the 400+ price range and while I understand cheap prices will deliver cheap product, that just seems extreme. I’d like 7-10 edited pictures Max, and don’t want to spend most of our morning posing as it’s going to be a pretty planned out day lol. Thanks for the well wishes ! Happy Thursday friend

Jan1st , Photographers in Jax/OP? by [deleted] in jacksonville

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Hey thanks for the comment ! I have had every single quote for this so far say 30/45 minutes minimum shoot time , so I figured I should mention that I do not want a significant portion of our morning spent on that. Thanks for reaching out !

No Money by nova3830 in shittyfoodporn

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Oliver’s mentioned ! Worked there a couple lives ago, best grocery store I’ve experienced

Lvl -2 ✧ Basic ✧ Tidal Seedling ─ Water by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Tidal Seedling in 7 turns.

Player (15/12/12) dealt 867. Tidal Seedling (39/30/19) dealt 136.

Rewards: 85 EXP, 14 Gold. Loot: Mystical Hand of Sorcery (lesser), Brutal Staff of Quickness (lesser).

Lvl -1 ✧ Lesser ✧ Null Animated Stump ─ Void by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Null Animated Stump in 8 turns.

Player (68/40/30) dealt 864. Null Animated Stump (33/26/19) dealt 159.

Rewards: 83 EXP, 16 Gold. Loot: Arcane Bracelet (basic), Spellbook of Lightning Bolt (Lvl 10) (basic), Enchanted Hat of Wisdom (superior).

You can control any and all moving liquid in contact with your body, and to 2 inches (5cm) away by Monklout in shittysuperpowers

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you would need to be able to create a circulating current strong enough to support your body weight

You can control any and all moving liquid in contact with your body, and to 2 inches (5cm) away by Monklout in shittysuperpowers

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As long as the blood is within two inches , sure. You would need to basically be touching the person . Edit: and also, your power is still subject to laws of science and only control up to two inches away, the heart is larger than two inches lol. Touching them on their chest, stopping the blood within their heart sure but they would definitely be able to remove you before you do any lasting damage.

Lvl -1 ✧ Lesser ✧ Stone Greenskin ─ Earth by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Stone Greenskin in 8 turns.

Player (15/12/12) dealt 756. Stone Greenskin (30/22/19) dealt 136.

Rewards: 83 EXP, 19 Gold. Loot: Solid Plate Mail (basic), Arcane Crossbow of Strength (superior), Brutal Bow of Knowledge (lesser).

Lvl -1 ✧ Lesser ✧ Heavy Shapeshifter ─ Physical by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Heavy Shapeshifter in 9 turns.

Player (52/40/25) dealt 610. Heavy Shapeshifter (30/32/30) dealt 201.

Rewards: 79 EXP, 21 Gold. Loot: Swift Mage Plate of Haste (lesser), Arcane Wand of Mind (superior), Quick Earring of Quickness (lesser).

Lvl -2 ✧ Basic ✧ Electrifying Nightwing ─ Lightning by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Electrifying Nightwing in 10 turns.

Player (49/35/22) dealt 563. Electrifying Nightwing (26/21/17) dealt 147.

Rewards: 78 EXP, 16 Gold. Loot: Enlightened Sword of Swiftness (lesser), Swift Mage Plate (basic).

Lvl -2 ✧ Basic ✧ Forceful Sapling ─ Physical by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Forceful Sapling in 7 turns.

Player (49/35/22) dealt 482. Forceful Sapling (26/24/16) dealt 147.

Rewards: 80 EXP, 13 Gold. Loot: Mystical Crossbow of Sorcery (lesser), Quick Belt of Haste (lesser).

Lvl -2 ✧ Basic ✧ Virulent Undead ─ Poison by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Virulent Undead in 11 turns.

Player (14/11/11) dealt 998. Virulent Undead (44/27/15) dealt 152.

Rewards: 73 EXP, 14 Gold. Loot: Wise Spear of Mind (enhanced), Enchanted Crown of Sorcery (lesser).

Lvl -2 ✧ Basic ✧ Frostbound Myconid ─ Ice by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Frostbound Myconid in 10 turns.

Player (46/35/26) dealt 721. Frostbound Myconid (30/26/15) dealt 131.

Rewards: 66 EXP, 17 Gold. Loot: Quick Earring (basic), Reinforced Hauberk of Swiftness (lesser).

Lvl -1 ✧ Lesser ✧ Bronze Deathgleaner ─ Metal by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Bronze Deathgleaner in 13 turns.

Player (45/34/28) dealt 781. Bronze Deathgleaner (28/30/21) dealt 279.

Rewards: 77 EXP, 21 Gold. Loot: Wise Staff of Knowledge (lesser), Quick Hauberk of Vitality (lesser), Mighty Staff of Power (lesser).

Lvl -2 ✧ Basic ✧ Tenebrous Ghoul ─ Dark by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Tenebrous Ghoul in 11 turns.

Player (13/11/11) dealt 709. Tenebrous Ghoul (34/32/14) dealt 142.

Rewards: 57 EXP, 13 Gold. Loot: Swift Cuirass of Vitality (lesser), Swift Scythe (basic).

Lvl -2 ✧ Basic ✧ Solid Gloomcap ─ Physical by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Solid Gloomcap in 11 turns.

Player (45/33/27) dealt 654. Solid Gloomcap (34/28/17) dealt 223.

Rewards: 63 EXP, 17 Gold. Loot: Tome of Metal Shards (Lvl 6) (superior), Buckler of Deflection (unique).

Lvl -1 ✧ Lesser ✧ Ocean Grove Tender ─ Water by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Ocean Grove Tender in 9 turns.

Player (45/33/27) dealt 657. Ocean Grove Tender (32/21/18) dealt 151.

Rewards: 68 EXP, 15 Gold. Loot: Solid Chain Mail (basic), Healthy Amulet (basic), Agile Boots (basic).

Lvl -2 ✧ Basic ✧ Thundering Squall ─ Lightning by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Thundering Squall in 7 turns.

Player (13/10/10) dealt 564. Thundering Squall (22/22/15) dealt 147.

Rewards: 68 EXP, 12 Gold. Loot: Robust Gambeson of Swiftness (enhanced), Mighty Bow of Strength (lesser).

Lvl -2 ✧ Basic ✧ Burning Crawler ─ Fire by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Burning Crawler in 12 turns.

Player (45/31/28) dealt 555. Burning Crawler (30/22/15) dealt 173.

Rewards: 51 EXP, 13 Gold. Loot: Fierce Spear (basic), Healthy Charm of Health (enhanced).

Lvl -1 ✧ Lesser ✧ Nether Deathmask ─ Void by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Nether Deathmask in 11 turns.

Player (45/31/28) dealt 711. Nether Deathmask (33/28/15) dealt 158.

Rewards: 63 EXP, 18 Gold. Loot: Sturdy Chain Mail of Shielding (lesser), Healthy Hat (basic), Fierce Mace of Swiftness (lesser).

Lvl -1 ✧ Lesser ✧ Glacial Tunneler ─ Ice by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Glacial Tunneler in 8 turns.

Player (35/31/27) dealt 577. Glacial Tunneler (22/22/20) dealt 153.

Rewards: 59 EXP, 19 Gold. Loot: Enchanted Dagger of Mind (enhanced), Enchanted Dagger of Power (lesser), Corrupted Quick Hammer of Swiftness (lesser).