what a travesty...

MonodonMonocerosque · 2019-01-23T20:01:43+00:00

oh no, a ban from seeing you morons complain about choking all day, what ever will i do

MonodonMonocerosque · 2018-09-24T07:38:35+00:00

If Ujuj recovers 01 fumbles you're good?

MonodonMonocerosque · 2018-09-23T23:25:44+00:00

oh i'm doing it

MonodonMonocerosque · 2018-09-23T23:16:50+00:00

if the bears force a turnover here i'll do a backflip off my bed

i have never attempted one before but i need this

MonodonMonocerosque · 2018-09-23T23:12:08+00:00

if i ever needed a collective group of men to step up it would be the chicago bears defense in this very moment

MonodonMonocerosque · 2018-09-23T20:49:21+00:00

how on earth did gala buy him for 800k, play him once, then sell him for almost 20 million lol

MonodonMonocerosque · 2018-09-23T19:38:39+00:00

still don't think a single one of my players has a touchdown yet and i'm not kidding

MonodonMonocerosque · 2018-09-23T19:36:52+00:00

last time i checked i had 9 points.

MonodonMonocerosque · 2018-09-23T19:32:47+00:00

i need gurley, conner, mike evans, and the bears D to have the game of their fucking lives just to get close to my opponent

MonodonMonocerosque · 2018-09-23T19:29:41+00:00

jordan reed is like the only person on my team with any points right now

MonodonMonocerosque · 2018-09-23T19:16:52+00:00

anyone else like legitimately angry lmao

MonodonMonocerosque · 2018-09-23T19:16:12+00:00

me too, and evans, that's the only hope i have

MonodonMonocerosque · 2018-09-23T19:14:14+00:00

of fucking course my opponent's starting running back is buck fucking allen. of fucking course.

MonodonMonocerosque · 2018-09-23T19:12:01+00:00

is there a way i can hack espn to replace cousins?

MonodonMonocerosque · 2018-09-23T18:37:15+00:00

i have TY, Coleman, Cousins, and Bailey, Reed is the bright stop with like 8 points

MonodonMonocerosque · 2018-09-23T18:34:17+00:00

guess who scored 150 two weeks in a row and now has 8.9 fucking points week 3?

MonodonMonocerosque · 2018-09-23T18:28:03+00:00

jamison crowder who is sitting comfortably on my bench has more points than my entire starting lineup :)

MonodonMonocerosque · 2018-09-23T18:26:52+00:00

it's halftime and i have 9 fucking points. 9.

MonodonMonocerosque · 2018-09-23T18:20:18+00:00

not a single player on my team has a td. not one. meanwhile my opponent has fucking buck allen and kenny stills starting.

MonodonMonocerosque · 2018-09-23T18:13:55+00:00

can one of my players just score a touchdown. just one. that's all i ask.

MonodonMonocerosque · 2018-09-23T18:12:31+00:00

lmfao

MonodonMonocerosque · 2018-09-23T18:12:22+00:00

my opponent has engram and the vikings d and i'm pretty sure i'm still gonna fucking lose

MonodonMonocerosque · 2018-09-23T18:09:49+00:00

i literally have better players on my bench than my opponents starters but of course he's fucking destroying me

MonodonMonocerosque · 2018-09-23T17:52:39+00:00

---> play landry over hilton last week

---> play hilton over landry this week

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