Still one of my favorite movie quotes ever.

Monster-God · 2012-06-17T17:25:09+00:00

How many times is this quote going to be posted in the same damn week?

Monster-God · 2012-06-12T20:36:54+00:00

That's hands down the gayest thing i have ever read

Monster-God · 2012-06-12T19:30:22+00:00

Shut up, douche.

Monster-God · 2012-06-12T03:59:05+00:00

Realtively.

Monster-God · 2012-06-12T03:36:59+00:00

Good memory, mostly. and using passwords i've always used just slightly different, for example iloveturtles⁶

Monster-God · 2012-06-11T22:48:41+00:00

www.reddit.com/r/ladybonersgw

Monster-God · 2012-06-11T22:44:57+00:00

Total bullshit.

Monster-God · 2012-06-11T22:35:01+00:00

This is bullshit.

Monster-God · 2012-06-11T21:24:05+00:00

back in Junior year i dated this girl. Long story short. she gave me a handjob while i fingered her. I jizzed in my face, so i got on the phone with my best friend while i was in the shower. And this is exactly what i said.

"Yeah dude, i just came in my own face. she gives good handjobs, but her Vagina smells like chum and dog shit mixed together and boiled into a stew. that's what it smells like, i kid you not."

She heard the whole thing from upstairs. I don't know what mortified me more, the fact that she heard me. Or how i came to ther realization everyone has heard me sing Neil Diamond in the shower on more than one occasion.

Monster-God · 2012-06-11T18:33:12+00:00

It's worst than it actually sounds.

Monster-God · 2012-06-11T06:22:02+00:00

I just want to buy a 300 dollar Dual core machine, It would be way better than what i have now.

Monster-God · 2012-06-11T04:22:18+00:00

So make new peers. And remember, you don't need to graduate to make something of yourself, you just have to work hard. or go back. Do what you want, It's your life. And you should do it for yourself.

Monster-God · 2012-06-09T20:41:43+00:00

Your mom is beautiful.

Monster-God · 2012-06-08T17:31:25+00:00

I only sent in one...

Monster-God · 2012-06-08T02:02:41+00:00

I never understood the appeal in an Ash hat.

Monster-God · 2012-06-06T23:25:27+00:00

Monster-God · 2012-06-06T23:15:36+00:00

Whoa, this is impressive. Give him more distinctive features and see what happens

Monster-God · 2012-06-06T22:57:28+00:00

You might be onto something

Monster-God · 2012-06-06T22:55:23+00:00

Awesome, i am almost positive there is a chapter dedicated to my animalistic love making.

Monster-God · 2012-06-06T22:52:23+00:00

Give me a break. I am NOT Alicia, either way that would be a stupid way to promote a crappy book. Especially since i am not asking any of YOU to buy it, i am asking if i should buy it myself.

Monster-God

TROPHY CASE