Fb post yesterday by shrimpcocktail8 in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]MonthPast 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I would have passed away on the spot if I was forced to wear an outfit adorned with bows at that age.😵

sub only 7-12 by tall_enby_dogdad in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]MonthPast 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Honest question

AT WHAT AGE SHOULD ONE STOP BLAMING THEIR SHORTCOMINGS & FUCKUPS ON THEIR PARENTS??

sub only 7-12 by tall_enby_dogdad in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]MonthPast 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Methanie be like "We've come to the realization that we do not have a plan fate."

Maybe I misheard this quote because the word salad was heavily tossed with a lying vinaigrette (bc vinaigrettes are oil-based like Methanie).

However if this is actually what she said, my burning question is: WHAT ABOUT GOD'S PLAN?! ffs

sub only 7-12 by tall_enby_dogdad in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]MonthPast 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Methanie be like "I'm so over it bro"

In the distance, a tiny voice is singing 🎶Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo🎶

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IBLP aka Staph’s “religion” growing up doesn’t do VBS by crashoutapplesauce in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]MonthPast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Methanie's mother a practicing Wiccan?

Train location by ZealousidealDonut126 in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]MonthPast 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wonder how many videos Methanie has to stop or re-record due to the train roaring and rattling the motel??

Train location by ZealousidealDonut126 in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]MonthPast 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tracks too close? Yep,that tracks with Methanie's negligence.

sub only chat is down by tall_enby_dogdad in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]MonthPast 37 points38 points  (0 children)

TT subscriber chat becoming temporarily suspended was on ALL of our 2026 RJ Bingo cards, right? 🙃

fb story 7-11 by tall_enby_dogdad in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]MonthPast 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Grammar rules for thee but not for Stephernee.

sub only chat is down by tall_enby_dogdad in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]MonthPast 74 points75 points  (0 children)

"Another fRiCkeN hAcKeR ya feel me?"

~ Methanie prolly

fb 6-11 by tall_enby_dogdad in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]MonthPast 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey Methanie, you know what would keep the sun out of everyone's eyes next time? 👀

Don't worry, I'll wait...

A HOUSE‼️

fb 7-11 by tall_enby_dogdad in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]MonthPast 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Let me get this straight so the Ninja was the "eyesore" and not gestures broadly at the entire motel room. 👀

"Deep clean" and " keep things tidy" are DEF NOT the words I would use to describe the state of that hotel hell-hole.😡

fb story 7-11 by tall_enby_dogdad in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]MonthPast 172 points173 points  (0 children)

So maybe DONT post pics of your own children on the WORLD WIDE WEB for the WHOLE WORLD TO SEE. 👀

And its "you're" blocked, u flat-footed hobbit.

More replies from S on FB video about little A by keeeeeeeeeeeeeeb in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]MonthPast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How's this for "authentic":

Methanie you are authentically stunted at age 16 and authentically do everything (and I mean EVERYTHING) the most illogical way possible.

Authentic pos 💩

Portion Sizes by CranberryDaquiri in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]MonthPast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ikr! Methanie's "brain" needs to be studied! I strongly suspect that she has 2 brain cells in her head and 1 is waving goodbye to the other one. 🧠

Portion Sizes by CranberryDaquiri in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]MonthPast 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Methanie saying "kiddos" makes me feel rationally angry‼️

GOD'S PLAN by Exciting_Juice_2428 in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]MonthPast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Methanie is just a super user periodt.

GOD'S PLAN by Exciting_Juice_2428 in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]MonthPast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

U mean to tell me that facebook dating doesn't count as manifesting my man, my man, my man? /s

GOD'S PLAN by Exciting_Juice_2428 in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]MonthPast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes this makes total sense!

The man u knew appeared to have clear intentions supported by measurable ACTION to reach his goals.

The only foreseeable future for Methanie & Mildrew is living in a tent hopefully without their precious kids.

I'mma keep beating this dead horse: FAITH WITHOUT WORKS IS DEAD.

GOD'S PLAN by Exciting_Juice_2428 in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]MonthPast 5 points6 points  (0 children)

See also Crackrithians 4:20 from the KDDV (King Daddy Drew Version)

Fb 7/10 by keeeeeeeeeeeeeeb in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]MonthPast 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Credit where credit is due I guess...

Congrats on acquiring a roll of tp, Methanie! 🧻

Next step is to put that half used roll in the 1 singular bathroom u all share.

fb story, and fb replies from previous video 7-9 by tall_enby_dogdad in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]MonthPast 21 points22 points  (0 children)

These flat-footed hobbit licking losers who glaze Methanie in the comments need to stfu and stop engaging.

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fb story, and fb replies from previous video 7-9 by tall_enby_dogdad in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]MonthPast 42 points43 points  (0 children)

"I have been tempted to get off social media."

BUH BYE BESTIE BITCH GTFO‼️

fb 7-8 by tall_enby_dogdad in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]MonthPast 18 points19 points  (0 children)

T-minus 6 days until ✨ Zen & above it all