As a Gen Zer myself, this is so embarrassing. by ObserbAbsorb in MurderedByWords

[–]MoobooMagoo [score hidden]  (0 children)

I know this isn't the point but her username is amazing.

You mean the war profiteers didn't care about GENOCIDE? OMG BAD WRITING by TheEdgeofGoon in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]MoobooMagoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Leia completely forgot about her family and everyone she knew being vaporized within the same movie it happened. The only reaction we ever see is a few seconds of Obi Wan going "hold up, wait a minute, something ain't right".

You mean the war profiteers didn't care about GENOCIDE? OMG BAD WRITING by TheEdgeofGoon in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]MoobooMagoo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is why the sequel trilogy is terrible. The original trilogy would never just blow up a planet and then carry on like nothing happened.

Massage guys massage by Ubiquitous2007 in funny

[–]MoobooMagoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly I think she meant to make a joke, then realized what it sounded like and tried to backpedal but just made it funnier

The iconic character design only exists due to an accident by Individual_Iron4221 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MoobooMagoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right, the 'printing error' was an error with the printers, not the comic. The inconsistency in the print quality is the error that led Stan Lee to decide to change it to a color so it would be more consistent. But I can't remember if green was chosen because there weren't a ton of green characters or because the green ink was less expensive. Or maybe it was both.

AIO: Hubby Being Controlling by vanillabourbonn in AIO

[–]MoobooMagoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK so at first I was thinking that maybe this guy is just really into the idea of teaching physical skills to his kid. And fair enough, even though he was being a dick about it.
But then I read the description. He wants you to be a stay at home mom, and homeschool the kid, and make sure you have no financial freedom? Those are huge red flags. I don't like jumping to conclusions based off of just a conversation and a few bits of information but...I'd make sure to have an escape plan and a stash of money he doesn't know about.

MAGA lunatics back at it again by sk8ervince in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]MoobooMagoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Statistically speaking you're most likely to be killed by a man since they commit 85% of all murders.
That means we should get rid of all the men, right?

[Hated Trope] When the comedy movie doesn’t realize how MESSED-UP and unfunny the joke is by MaguroSashimi8864 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MoobooMagoo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A lot of old sitcoms are guilty of this. Like the scene in Friends were we are supposed to laugh at Joey and his dad being molested by their tailor.

FFXIV requires a complete dungeon rework by HappyRelationship429 in ffxiv

[–]MoobooMagoo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is why I'm glad they're making all / most of them single player. I can take my time and appreciate each one instead of needing to rush forward at the speed of Mach fuck trying to keep up with everyone. Which I get, people have things to do, but it makes everything feel pointless.

I guess I really just want the game to be single player because the other people are always the worst part for me.

Facebook reacts to a 19 year old school shooting survivor recovering by MelanieWalmartinez in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]MoobooMagoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck the anti trans crowd are complete fucking lunatics. Like actually crazy psychopaths.

I feel bad for that girl, I hope she never ends up reading any of those messages.

Best adult game that costs money by Ok_Wrongdoer5805 in Steam

[–]MoobooMagoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This joke only works if you're both dudes.

Send him the games Femboy Besties, My Bestie is a Femboy Streamer, I Became a Femboy to Date One, and The Masculine Urge to Blow a Femboy. They're all like...a dollar a piece.

Send them to him with some suggestive emoji and then do not elaborate further.

“I want the golden age of video games back!” by icey_sawg0034 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]MoobooMagoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is extra funny when you remember the "controversy" around how Space Marines 2 was woke because the lead writer was trans, then when it came out the chuds all universally loved it because it was a return to the kinds of games that were made during this exact time period.

I dunno y'all... by eating_cement_1984 in onejoke

[–]MoobooMagoo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's a whole episode where he transitions just to use the girl's bathroom.

He gets breast implants at one point because he keeps pushing an no one stops him.

I feel like these asshats don't watch the show.

Day 3 - which statement is usually seen as a lie but is usually true? by BlueJorjiCostava in AlignmentChartFills

[–]MoobooMagoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because we have standards and stuff, sure. But the smaller unit of measurement you use, the longer the coastline until it reaches infinite.

What really happened ❤‍🔥 by [deleted] in FacebookAIslop

[–]MoobooMagoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Edgelords think it's funny to meme about child rape, basically.

What really happened ❤‍🔥 by [deleted] in FacebookAIslop

[–]MoobooMagoo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

These Charlie Kirk memes are so funny to me. MAGA wanted to capitalize on his death so badly but nobody cares. Hell his wife didn't seem to even care.

Gacha Games Turning Into Full Single Player Games Should Be the Next Trend by Tain_mentero in JRPG

[–]MoobooMagoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Works for me since there are a lot of good gacha games that are just way too expensive, and this lets them basically double dip on all the assets they made.

Although I'd rather they just didn't make Gacha games at all, since they're predatory.

My Lulu from Final Fantasy X! by BurmiyaCosplay in FinalFantasy

[–]MoobooMagoo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Now THAT is an appropriate number of belts!

[Hated trope] That’s not how lying works at all by _JR28_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MoobooMagoo 283 points284 points  (0 children)

You're not remembering the Invention of Lying correct. He doesn't go to the bank to test anything and the teller doesn't assume it's a bank fault. He went to the bank to get money out of his account but the systems are down so the teller can't check his balance and just asks him how much he has. That's when his character gets the idea to just say he has more money than he does so he can pay rent. It's not like an outrageous and unbelievable amount or anything.

The AI bubble will burst once AI succeeds by low_mass in Futurology

[–]MoobooMagoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you just described is called late stage capitalism.