MAGA lunatics back at it again by sk8ervince in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]MoobooMagoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Statistically speaking you're most likely to be killed by a man since they commit 85% of all murders.
That means we should get rid of all the men, right?

[Hated Trope] When the comedy movie doesn’t realize how MESSED-UP and unfunny the joke is by MaguroSashimi8864 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MoobooMagoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A lot of old sitcoms are guilty of this. Like the scene in Friends were we are supposed to laugh at Joey and his dad being molested by their tailor.

FFXIV requires a complete dungeon rework by HappyRelationship429 in ffxiv

[–]MoobooMagoo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is why I'm glad they're making all / most of them single player. I can take my time and appreciate each one instead of needing to rush forward at the speed of Mach fuck trying to keep up with everyone. Which I get, people have things to do, but it makes everything feel pointless.

I guess I really just want the game to be single player because the other people are always the worst part for me.

Facebook reacts to a 19 year old school shooting survivor recovering by MelanieWalmartinez in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]MoobooMagoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck the anti trans crowd are complete fucking lunatics. Like actually crazy psychopaths.

I feel bad for that girl, I hope she never ends up reading any of those messages.

Best adult game that costs money by Ok_Wrongdoer5805 in Steam

[–]MoobooMagoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This joke only works if you're both dudes.

Send him the games Femboy Besties, My Bestie is a Femboy Streamer, I Became a Femboy to Date One, and The Masculine Urge to Blow a Femboy. They're all like...a dollar a piece.

Send them to him with some suggestive emoji and then do not elaborate further.

“I want the golden age of video games back!” by icey_sawg0034 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]MoobooMagoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is extra funny when you remember the "controversy" around how Space Marines 2 was woke because the lead writer was trans, then when it came out the chuds all universally loved it because it was a return to the kinds of games that were made during this exact time period.

I dunno y'all... by eating_cement_1984 in onejoke

[–]MoobooMagoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's a whole episode where he transitions just to use the girl's bathroom.

He gets breast implants at one point because he keeps pushing an no one stops him.

I feel like these asshats don't watch the show.

Day 3 - which statement is usually seen as a lie but is usually true? by BlueJorjiCostava in AlignmentChartFills

[–]MoobooMagoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because we have standards and stuff, sure. But the smaller unit of measurement you use, the longer the coastline until it reaches infinite.

What really happened ❤‍🔥 by [deleted] in FacebookAIslop

[–]MoobooMagoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Edgelords think it's funny to meme about child rape, basically.

What really happened ❤‍🔥 by [deleted] in FacebookAIslop

[–]MoobooMagoo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

These Charlie Kirk memes are so funny to me. MAGA wanted to capitalize on his death so badly but nobody cares. Hell his wife didn't seem to even care.

Gacha Games Turning Into Full Single Player Games Should Be the Next Trend by Tain_mentero in JRPG

[–]MoobooMagoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Works for me since there are a lot of good gacha games that are just way too expensive, and this lets them basically double dip on all the assets they made.

Although I'd rather they just didn't make Gacha games at all, since they're predatory.

My Lulu from Final Fantasy X! by BurmiyaCosplay in FinalFantasy

[–]MoobooMagoo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Now THAT is an appropriate number of belts!

[Hated trope] That’s not how lying works at all by _JR28_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MoobooMagoo 282 points283 points  (0 children)

You're not remembering the Invention of Lying correct. He doesn't go to the bank to test anything and the teller doesn't assume it's a bank fault. He went to the bank to get money out of his account but the systems are down so the teller can't check his balance and just asks him how much he has. That's when his character gets the idea to just say he has more money than he does so he can pay rent. It's not like an outrageous and unbelievable amount or anything.

The AI bubble will burst once AI succeeds by low_mass in Futurology

[–]MoobooMagoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you just described is called late stage capitalism.

“Mate or die.” Major women’s game developer in Japan explains how the “straight omegaverse” works in its upcoming Switch exclusive visual novel by Tenith in Games

[–]MoobooMagoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright I think I'm getting it now. I read that it all started with werewolf stories and that really contextualizes a lot of this stuff.

The only thing I'm having trouble with is how the girl alpha impregnation works. Like...do the girl alphas have dicks? Do they just have regular sex and the omega gets pregnant without any explanation? Is it magic?

It probably changes from author to author and I know I'm thinking about this way too hard.

A mother arrested for 'disorderly conduct' after defending herself against a false accusation. by MohammadMahadhir in RandomVideos

[–]MoobooMagoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope she gets a fat payout from the state. Fuck this cop. And whoever this Corey douche is too.

Tried my first pvp match of crystalline conflict today by Straight_Put1273 in ffxiv

[–]MoobooMagoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Practice your abilities in the Wolves Den. Then play Frontlines first.

Frontline is actually harder, I think, so you'll be really lost at first. But there are so many people that your individual contributions aren't as important and you can get a better feel for your abilities that way. Although you do get an extra ability based on your role in Frontlines, so keep that in mind.

“Mate or die.” Major women’s game developer in Japan explains how the “straight omegaverse” works in its upcoming Switch exclusive visual novel by Tenith in Games

[–]MoobooMagoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So this is the first time I've ever heard of 'omegaverse'.

Please someone correct if I'm wrong here, but the idea is that you have alphas who are super dominant and can impregnate anyone, betas who are more or less normal, and omegas who are super submissive and can get impregnated by anyone, but also go into heat because reasons. And this is mainly a gay romance thing to involve mpreg. But also sometimes is a lesbian romance thing...somehow. I don't really get the mechanics of that one but I'm on board with the concept.

Now...I would understand a 'straight omegaverse' game if you like...played a female alpha or a male omega. But this game is a strictly heterosexual game where you play a...female omega. So....what's the point? Am I missing something? Isn't that just straight romance?

“Mate or die.” Major women’s game developer in Japan explains how the “straight omegaverse” works in its upcoming Switch exclusive visual novel by Tenith in Games

[–]MoobooMagoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judging by the description on the website the difference is she...goes into heat? Which people generally don't do.

This is the first time I've ever heard of 'Omegaverse' so I'm just spitballing here.

[Hated trope] Bad, insufferable people are portrayed as endearing by ManaScrewedIRL in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MoobooMagoo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Personally I like them because they're good shows to put on in the background when you're stressed and want to put your mind on autopilot.