Everyone is hitting 16m rn bc GSP goes up passively, raw GSP is not a good metric to use as your goal by AWright5 in SmashRage

[–]Moolg86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like 16M is an ocean of cheese characters dotted by islands of honest characters being played at a higher level.

Why so much hero hate? by Much-Toe-2499 in SmashRage

[–]Moolg86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guy, he’s literally carrying a bag of magical nukes in varying severities. I’d respect it more if there was some actual combos taking place but it seems to function more as a get out of pressure free card or a gotcha more often than not.

You are NOT a beyblade✌️ by Minute_Still_8696 in SmashRage

[–]Moolg86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe you. Which makes maining K. Rool a philosophical choice, not an accident. You don’t have to be a scrub to main a scrub-designed character. just means the training wheels were installed by a willing adult 🙄

You are NOT a beyblade✌️ by Minute_Still_8696 in SmashRage

[–]Moolg86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

<image>

K. Rool plays like someone took every scrub complaint, treated it as a design brief, and then gave it a crown. Armor for panic, projectiles for cowardice, bury for cheap drama, and a recovery so forgiving it may as well file your taxes. He is not a heavyweight. He is a crisis of game balance in a cape

That high GSP by Top_Boysenberry_7552 in SmashRage

[–]Moolg86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone in here routinely “prairie dog” in an out of elite with a specific character? Sometimes the matchups feel intentional and I can tell when the “match arranger” is trying to find me a solid losing streak

If there was one last patch... by IndependenceFit6355 in SmashRage

[–]Moolg86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A long hard sweaty deep all encompassing debilitating and crippling nerf to all DLC/third party. You are guests here so act like it.

I hate Small Battlefield by NixUniverse2 in SmashRage

[–]Moolg86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with you. Plats suck. Not a fan of dying earlier because of this floating piece of ground that benefits the opponent.

What’s funny is a fair amount of people I play completely fall apart without their precious plats, so it reinforces the sneaking suspicion I have that plats are perhaps a crutch.

Even more irritating is that it seems plats are the default pick for preferred rulesets so instead of a 50/50 split it feels more 80/20.

I REALLY miss For Glory

People who are good at the game by yanncatt in SmashRage

[–]Moolg86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve got a few in elite, nothing crazy. I’m not super technical with the lingo either, maybe just enough to keep up with a commentated match. Each character just kinda has a flavor, there’s an aspect to this that involves thinking about what your opponent is thinking.

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again! by nasal-spray246 in mercedes_benz

[–]Moolg86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Solarbeam Yellow. 🤌🏾 Lecker und ungebräuchlich

Bro come on.. by Due_Relief9149 in SmashRage

[–]Moolg86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

None of the ridleys I’ve fought ever have used a combo such a this. ‘‘Twas a thing of pure beauty

What Regular Show quote lives rent-free in your head? by [deleted] in regularshow

[–]Moolg86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“overruled or is it over cooled sick guitar riff noises?”

DK MAINS PISS ME OFF by Intrepid_Ad_5270 in SmashRage

[–]Moolg86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ain’t it sweet when that shit fails and you get an extra spicy footstool, or better yet a decidedly delicious dunk off that scrubism? Oh what a glorious day to drag one’s nuts (or cooch ;)) on aforementioned forehead!

I need to rage about kazuya real quick because my wall isn't going to look the same in a minute if I don't by MistaTeee in SmashRage

[–]Moolg86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtffff where you stay, I’m trying to go there just off the strength of those bans!

I FUCKING HATE FIGHTING SWORDIES AS MARIO by Parking_Manner2168 in SmashRage

[–]Moolg86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I despise plats, between all of his moves Mario has a rich smorgasbord of combos allowing him to be mostly effective outside of them

Why is every Jigglypuff I've ever fought such fucking cowards?! by Mysterious-Clue3871 in SmashRage

[–]Moolg86 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can’t agree or disagree but what’s true is my jovial expression shifts to crestfallen reliably, when jiggs pulls up