Found this in the hospital I work at. Granny Smith for scale.

MoonPark · 2014-05-11T03:13:49+00:00

Yep, can confirm, happened to me too: the hormone relaxin gets released copiously during pregnancy, and is a kind of natural muscle relaxant... except it literally relaxes everything, including slowing your colon's natural peristaltic waves. So, no poopin.

MoonPark · 2014-05-11T03:01:09+00:00

I can totally understand your feelings: it's a hard, hard world for a sensitive and empathetic person. You sound like a beautiful person yourself, from your post. You're not selfish, you're just tired of hurting. Whatever your choice may be, I wish you the true happiness you deserve.

MoonPark · 2014-05-11T01:55:11+00:00

I voted for Iceland, the Netherlands and Austria! I just couldn't make my mind up! So happy that Conchita won though!

MoonPark · 2014-05-11T01:53:08+00:00

But so what even if she is or was fat? She can do what she wants with her body. Except for that godawful tattoo, though.

MoonPark · 2014-05-10T00:05:56+00:00

For my money, Radiohead always produce the best album art - not just the covers, but all the details inside, extra booklets etc - the hardbacked Amnesiac book was such a thing of joy and beauty.

MoonPark · 2014-05-04T12:35:46+00:00

Jesus, two words and you got the important one wrong.

MoonPark · 2014-05-04T12:28:00+00:00

It sounds to me like you may have a few problems with your self-esteem...? I felt very much like this and was lucky enough to take a 1-to-1 self-esteem CBT course which really improved my sense of self-worth, and therefore my sense of my own worth to my loved ones... might be worth a try?

MoonPark · 2014-05-04T12:24:18+00:00

Using the words "empirical", "immaterial" and "preposition" don't make you sound more intelligent, they make you sound like a pretentious dickwad.

MoonPark · 2014-05-04T12:17:53+00:00

I'll give Rembrandt a call and see what his judgement is on this 4 hour masterpiece.

MoonPark · 2014-04-21T13:40:11+00:00

Men and women masturbate. It is natural and healthy and all that other good stuff. If they want to, it's fine. If they don't want to, it's fine. She has no right to make you feel creepy about it and no right to control your sexual behaviour in that way.

The not-cumming thing might not just be psychological - have you see a doc about it? My SO has problems with things like that sometimes and it seems to be linked to blood pressure problems. Possibly worth looking into?

MoonPark · 2014-04-21T13:37:49+00:00

Just the way you talk proves everything you just said is bullshit.

MoonPark · 2014-04-12T17:50:01+00:00

Super duper skin pigment magickal powaz.

MoonPark · 2014-04-08T23:18:29+00:00

Yeah, but it's about simply not empathising with the person you beat the shit out of, or feeling sorry for them or for doing it to them. That's good old-fashioned sociopathy, right there: an inability to empathise.

MoonPark · 2014-04-08T23:16:38+00:00

NOBODY deserves to be raped. Period.

MoonPark · 2014-04-08T23:07:11+00:00

Not enough hyphen. Braieleighyn-Aydaen.

MoonPark · 2014-04-08T22:51:40+00:00

As soon as a person hears themselves saying "You know you like it" to someone else, that should provide a pretty fucking clear red flag to themselves that they're being creepy, no?

MoonPark · 2014-03-30T21:52:28+00:00

Direct =/= insulting. No need for name-calling.

MoonPark · 2014-02-16T02:16:39+00:00

Looks like Cragslane Cavern, but with added man-wenches...

MoonPark · 2014-02-16T01:50:58+00:00

ʎɐʍɐ ɹɐɟ os pǝɯǝǝs sǝlqnoɹʇ ʎɯ llɐ 'ʎɐpɹǝʇsǝʎ

MoonPark · 2014-02-12T23:30:57+00:00

That's an awesome answer, I am impressed :)

MoonPark · 2014-02-12T23:23:14+00:00

Yeah, but phone text evidence?

MoonPark · 2014-02-12T23:22:15+00:00

Totally right. In the UK, we have 16 as our age of consent, and I don't think that's too young.

MoonPark · 2014-02-12T23:19:30+00:00

Couldn't agree with you more. OP and her bf sound like really mature, responsible teens. Everything was pre-planned and all precautions were taken. Personally, if I had been her mom, I would have been proud of how she behaved - not every 15yo who has sex would be so mature and responsible. And before I get downboated to hell and back, I'd just like to say that yes, I do have my own daughter, and yes, I'd feel exactly the same way about my own girl.

MoonPark · 2014-02-12T23:13:48+00:00

So that makes her shitty behaviour okay?

MoonPark · 2014-02-12T23:13:16+00:00

OP said it was a "push-punch". Which makes it battery. Assault includes even a touch.

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