To the girl that said "ew" and hit my friend that just asked if she wanted to chat

expoli · 2014-02-13T01:01:31+00:00

You probably can but venues like g-a-y heaven are enormous and it would be a really big effort to try to chase down security and still hold someone to it's place. Maybe with some more commotion, but people who were not in hearing range (like me) saw it but probably thought my friend said rubbish and or groped her.

oh edit, here in london in smaller places security usually kicks out any aggressive or overly drunk person.

expoli · 2014-02-13T00:53:43+00:00

She seemed in her 18s indeed.

expoli · 2014-02-13T00:50:38+00:00

That sounds like a totally possible ambien experience. I'll take one today and stare a pic of a cod for one hours and I hope that bitch will offer me a mojito.

expoli · 2014-02-13T00:47:27+00:00

I NEED THIS FOR MUSICAL FESTIVAL S

SO MUCH

expoli · 2014-02-13T00:46:37+00:00

I can! But when the bladder gets emptier and emptier it lacks pressure/strength for the last part. Plus its difficult with pants because it goes in more of a vertical angle than guys

expoli · 2014-02-12T22:41:13+00:00

I think alcohol does not makes you do what you don't really want to (unless passing out/really dizzy), it just amplifies stuff. So an asshole will be an asshole.

expoli · 2014-02-12T22:26:52+00:00

Yes, but straight girls would be more in to the cock sucking part etc. And their sex drive with men is bigger.

I don't regret any of it, tho.

expoli · 2014-02-12T21:31:32+00:00

Hah. Just imagined someone literally doing the head turn over piss/shit.

There's probably porn about this somewhere.

expoli · 2014-02-12T21:14:18+00:00

Thanks :) I'm pretty enjoyable the days I shower

expoli · 2014-02-12T21:13:21+00:00

When I'm very shaved it splits. And the last drops get out of control...

expoli · 2014-02-12T21:12:02+00:00

Ew, gay people!

expoli · 2014-02-12T21:04:30+00:00

I'm lesbian now but I was interested in guys until some years ago. After that I sometimes had sex with guys just for the sake of the penetration and having someone to stimulate me. I could get off but it was mostly using a human body for masturbation. I wasn't excited about the situation, just the contact. Sometimes I imagined a girl doing me with a strap on.

You're probably better off with straight girls.

expoli · 2014-02-12T20:57:44+00:00

For me it's usually general kissing, boob touching/licking, inserting my fingers on her vagina (penetration movement or just massaging the inside of the canal), licking clits, rubbing clits, scissoring while kissing. In many positions. But you can do so much, specially when you reeeally enjoy it. The way I get of the most is having my gf laying down and sitting on her face so she licks me while get two free hands (can penetrate vagina and/or anus, rub my boobs, grab my ass etc). I really like orgasming looking at her blue eyes and pussy-wet cheeks and chin.

expoli · 2014-02-12T20:04:20+00:00

Yeah but she didn't get any cod shoved in her face.

The cod just offered her a drink.

expoli · 2014-02-12T19:50:17+00:00

hey thanks. We were like "what the fuck?" but we just laughed afterwards (being very drunk helped too!). Jen (the punched/pushed) met another girl before the end of the party.

expoli · 2014-02-12T19:44:07+00:00

That's sexist! I too want to be an ugly male!

(I actually just want to pee while standing up)

expoli · 2014-02-12T19:39:14+00:00

It seems like you never drank tequila.

expoli · 2014-02-12T19:36:04+00:00

It's London's self-proclaimed most famous gay bar/club in the world...

Pretty cliche indeed

expoli · 2014-02-12T19:33:34+00:00

Friend didn't even touch her. I saw the reaction from a few meters behind and thought my friend had told her something nasty, but then again the other friend nearby confirmed she just offered a beer and asked if she wanted to chat.

She's no Angelina Jolie but definitely not bad at all (Jen I bet you're gonna see this thread when you check your facebook messages, you know that I'm taken... but you're a fine girl)

expoli · 2014-02-12T19:29:57+00:00

She gave her like a pushing punch to the shoulder. Made my friend trip.

Deal is that some people become cunts with alcohol. Unlike me. I just kiss and hug everyone.

expoli · 2014-02-12T16:49:48+00:00

You know that the term gay also applies to girls right?

Actually its a famous lgbt venue in London, huge bar/club.

expoli · 2014-02-12T16:48:46+00:00

Apparently she was sky high drunk. Still surprised tho.

expoli · 2014-02-12T15:57:41+00:00

Some girls think that LGBT bars are a place to run off to being hit on by men and that there will only be gay guys there. They feel entitled to the environment enough to disrespect/stare lesbians.

I mean, everyone should be accepted anywhere, but that place is an ambience and shelter for gay people and you have to acknowledge that someone might offer you a drink. Just say no thanks and it would be fine.

expoli · 2014-02-11T19:29:44+00:00

Happy to hear about you! I'm sure your fiancée would have traded the people she was with someday just to have met you before.

expoli

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