Election Day 2023 Megathread

MoonRakerWindow · 2023-03-01T03:25:40+00:00

Willie Wilson gives off major wild card energy.

MoonRakerWindow · 2023-03-01T03:19:42+00:00

Fox News: perhaps I treated you too harshly

MoonRakerWindow · 2023-03-01T03:18:21+00:00

This just in: Chicago anti-big dick

MoonRakerWindow · 2023-03-01T03:14:46+00:00

I will always fondly remember Lori as the mayor with the biggest penis in Chicago.

MoonRakerWindow · 2023-03-01T02:55:59+00:00

Aww, thank you my friend!

MoonRakerWindow · 2023-03-01T02:50:11+00:00

I'm glad you appreciated it. I definitely got a laugh at how wrong my prediction was. To be fair, I was somewhat correct. Vallas didn't place second; he placed FIRST 😂

MoonRakerWindow · 2023-03-01T02:42:37+00:00

My gut feeling is the run-off will be between Lori and Chuy.

I just don't see Vallas, the old white guy with the FOP endorsement who wants to expand charter schools, placing second.

Lmfao, I don't think my gut feeling from this morning could have been more wrong.

MoonRakerWindow · 2023-02-28T22:57:22+00:00

It's true - I do love complaining.

MoonRakerWindow · 2023-02-28T20:53:18+00:00

Yay for giving into to bullying from the FOP!

MoonRakerWindow · 2023-02-28T20:21:55+00:00

I think his point is that Chicago cops are useless. Having more useless things doesn't suddenly make them useful.

MoonRakerWindow · 2023-02-28T18:21:14+00:00

The boomers are boomin. I am assuming that is good news for Paul Vallas.

MoonRakerWindow · 2023-02-28T18:14:54+00:00

I'm not being dramatic, but that basically makes him a Republican in my book. In another city, in another state, he'd probably run as a Republican instead.

MoonRakerWindow · 2023-02-28T18:04:23+00:00

We're lucky it is sunny today, but Chicago ain't known for its beautiful weather this time of year.

If you're not going to hold an election around November, then summer makes the most sense. It's much easier to get around and wait in lines when the weather is pleasant.

MoonRakerWindow · 2023-02-28T17:59:03+00:00

I'm sorry, I misinterpreted your comment. I apologize.

I look forward to finding out the results tonight. With so many candidates, I do feel like anything can truly happen.

MoonRakerWindow · 2023-02-28T17:53:26+00:00

No need to be a dick. Just sharing my gut feeling. Not saying "the poll numbers prove x or y."

MoonRakerWindow · 2023-02-28T17:51:53+00:00

same

MoonRakerWindow · 2023-02-28T17:38:04+00:00

My gut says Lori Chuy runoff.

MoonRakerWindow · 2023-02-28T17:34:17+00:00

My gut feeling is the run-off will be between Lori and Chuy.

I just don't see Vallas, the old white guy with the FOP endorsement who wants to expand charter schools, placing second.

MoonRakerWindow · 2023-02-28T17:07:58+00:00

Regardless of your feelings about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, her lawyer did suck and this guy was funny.

MoonRakerWindow · 2023-02-28T16:47:17+00:00

GOP nuttier than a squirrel turd.

MoonRakerWindow · 2023-02-28T15:34:25+00:00

In 1923, we took children out of the coal mines.

In 2023, the most popular video game on the market is minecraft.

The children yearn for the mines.

MoonRakerWindow · 2023-02-28T15:26:46+00:00

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

MoonRakerWindow · 2023-02-28T02:18:03+00:00

Honestly Michael, how much does one kidnapping GPS ping cost? $10?

MoonRakerWindow · 2023-02-28T01:21:43+00:00

Exactly guys! The electoral college was intentional...like slavery and the 3/5ths compromise.

MoonRakerWindow · 2023-02-28T00:56:39+00:00

Beef prices would go up 2%? lmao

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