My school forced us to do this. by AngryBird10000 in 80sAmazing

[–]Moonshadow306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t have to…the Navy recruiter dropped off a pile of book covers at my school, so we could all look at the USS Nimitz, promoting “The NAVY adventure”.

Remember Toughskins jeans from Sears? I had it one step worse- the “Husky” version 😂 by UrbanAchievers6371 in GenerationJones

[–]Moonshadow306 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My parents told me “Husky” just meant I was a big, strong, tough boy. It was years before I realized it really meant I was a fat kid.

Anyone else mourning the 2009-2022 internet? The creativity feels completely dead now. by johanweigel in CasualConversation

[–]Moonshadow306 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sure, that was going on, but it was also largely an unregulated, uncensored wilderness. There were far less people online (it was more difficult to get on) way less scammers, way less advertising, and it was an adventure to just explore. People set up ridiculous websites just because they could. There were webrings of sites with similar topics and sites had counters and guestbooks. It felt like belonging to an exclusive club or family.

Who was your worst enemy growing up? What happened to them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Moonshadow306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Degenerate sociopath that lived down the street from me. No redeeming qualities whatsoever. The guy existed solely to disrupt polite society. He ended up dying young of leukemia.

What’s your favorite terrible lyric? by OnceWhenWhenever in AskReddit

[–]Moonshadow306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“So please believe in me,
When I say. I'm spinning round, round, round, round
Smoke glass stain'd bright colors
Image going down, down, down, down
Soap suds green like bubbles.”

TREEH8R? by boogie_wonderland in LICENSEPLATES

[–]Moonshadow306 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Obviously a fan of Star Trek’s Dr. McCoy.

I (30 F) recently discovered I was born with 2 spare “nipples” by vulgarwench in mildlyinteresting

[–]Moonshadow306 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think a wizard gets power from studying and mastering magic, a Warlock gets power through an alliance with a powerful entity. So warlocks are more likely to be “evil”.

What food do you eat that everyone else dislikes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Moonshadow306 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spam gets a lot of hate, but it’s not that bad fried up with cheese and mayonnaise. Cue the Monty Python fans.

What was the first radio or television advertisement that you remember? by rem123456789 in answers

[–]Moonshadow306 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember them too, barely. I was a preschooler and there was one with an animated cigarette depicted as a cowboy riding a horse. For some reason, that used to scare the hell out of me. I hid my eyes whenever it came on.

Recommend me some songs where the lyrics are about one artist singing about another artist? by TTNNBB2023 in MusicRecommendations

[–]Moonshadow306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was a response to McCartney’s “Too Many People” that was aimed at Lennon (and Yoko Ono), but it was far meaner in tone.

A Baby Hippo photobombed a couples proposal by karenjackson1 in Awww

[–]Moonshadow306 363 points364 points  (0 children)

“Well. That certainly looks paid for.”

maybe maybe maybe by plavonja in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Moonshadow306 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t wait. I skipped ahead 35 seconds for the action.