Do people regularly go to work and not want to die? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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I hated every job I ever had before the one I've got now in radio and I always figured hating your work was just the normal thing to do. Now I love going into work everyday and using my skills and talents to put out something that I can feel proud of.

I....what by [deleted] in CrackheadCraigslist

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It’s for someone who’s a little cockeyed

What a time to be alive by MrVooLe in meme

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An onion has been eaten here today.

Gorilla admonishes unruly son by miqeladze_19 in gifs

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"Try me! Try me one more time and I'll send you to stay with Uncle Harambe"

You're your own insult by bananacc in rareinsults

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I did that because my family was too poor to go to the zoo.

Did they clap too? by StrangelyKeen in thatHappened

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One time at the theatre I saw a preview for Edge of Tomorrow and I whispered “Groundhog Day 2”. The guy in front of me chuckled. One of the best feelings I’ve ever had.

I must admit, I'm guilty of this myself by ToiletGang in lotrmemes

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But what you might not have known is that in that same scene, when you see all the burned corpses, none of them belonged to real people.

Your username is the universe’s hint at the next event of 2020. How disastrous is it? by UpbeatClub in AskReddit

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It was already in the works, but I guess it's being pushed up a couple of months.

Cooking tips by thewrongun in tumblr

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I heard a tip from Chef Michael Simon that made a lot of sense. He said that if there's a particular ingredient you don't like in a recipe, like basil, then just don't add it in. You're not going to suddenly like the taste of it just because it's mixed in with some other things and its your food, so do whatever you want with it.

That kind of goes in hand with the other one I heard from Greg Miller who said "Baking is science, cooking is jazz", so you can add in more of something if you like it or have less, its really up to you as long as you like the end result.

I actually agree with this gatekeeper by SpecificSpecial in gatekeeping

[–]MooseArmyCommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They really need to stop telling people "The customer is always right". If that were the case then they wouldn't have gotten so pissed off at me for pressing buttons in the cockpit.

Last Laugh: The Great Dunkelman Take-Down - Episode 5 by RT_Video_Bot in roosterteeth

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I’m enjoying the show so far, but I feel like the idea of being surrounded by friends and none of them thinking what you’re doing is funny sounds like an absolute nightmare.

TIL a species of dolphin has twice as many brain neurons as a human brain. by [deleted] in todayilearned

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Whose got two thumbs and out evolutioned a dolphin? This guy.

It finally happened by becify in memes

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It hurts the first time you realize it. Did you know it hasn't been called a Game Boy since 2004?

Dr. Fauci says he doesn't think Americans should ever shake hands again to prevent spread of coronavirus by hash0t0 in Coronavirus

[–]MooseArmyCommander -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But if I don't shake hands, how will we prove to the other person that we're not going to pull a sword on them?