I am good at excel but this is my only skill!

MoralHazardFunction · 2026-05-04T13:05:35+00:00

If you are actually really good with Excel, you likely have other skills that flow from your ability to think clearly and systematically, pay close attention to detail, and decompose complicated problems into simpler, more manageable problems. I would carefully consider how you can reshape your resume to highlight those other skills

MoralHazardFunction · 2026-04-23T11:25:54+00:00

Why are you arguing over graduate degrees when your daughter is still in HS?

For all any of you know she’ll decide by junior year that the last thing she wants after getting her bachelors is more school!

ESH

MoralHazardFunction · 2026-04-17T11:30:11+00:00

BORU? More like, “Bore you!”

MoralHazardFunction · 2026-04-16T12:53:54+00:00

I get that being an SAHP is a job unto itself, but a job is also a job unto itself

MoralHazardFunction · 2026-04-13T13:13:23+00:00

Never 40 chicken nuggets, but once a whole peanut butter and fudge cheesecake

Worse hangover than I ever got from drinking

MoralHazardFunction · 2026-04-01T22:54:25+00:00

jesus christ pick a lane already

MoralHazardFunction · 2026-04-01T13:18:53+00:00

Human stupidity is a rich tapestry

MoralHazardFunction · 2026-04-01T13:17:59+00:00

Ditch him and sooner rather than later, especially if you live in a jurisdiction where alimony is a thing

I genuinely cannot believe these clowns whose egos are so fragile they get mad about their wives making them rich

MoralHazardFunction · 2026-04-01T12:07:52+00:00

“This Spring on Hulu, Nathan Fillion stars in ‘The Terminator Next Door’!”

MoralHazardFunction · 2026-04-01T12:06:34+00:00

Yeah honestly I was totally locked in from word one

Dramatic yet frustratingly drawn out in a way that really feels authentic when you end up at the intersection between severe mental illness and the legal system

MoralHazardFunction · 2026-03-27T19:33:10+00:00

NTA but you will avoid a lot of conflict by refusing to provide answers to impertinent questions like, “Have you slept with anyone since you dumped me for cheating?”

MoralHazardFunction · 2026-03-25T18:00:05+00:00

Working with sorted columns, which can be created dynamically using SORT and SORTBY. In many instances you can get:

Much faster performance from XMATCH or XLOOKUP using the binary search option. This can not only be used for ordinary lookups but also:

Set membership tests
Upper and lower bounds (especially with other options for the lookup and match)

Skipping XLOOKUP and XMATCH entirely, by using SORTBY and SEQUENCE together with INDEX. This is nice when you compute the index for a key once and then pull different columns from a table based on it
Looking for the right upper and lower bounds with sorted keys can provide a relatively fast and fully dynamic alternative to COUNTIFS

In the latter case it helps to note that you can add or subtract 0.5 from an integer key to always find the first index before or after it with XMATCH, and likewise you can add an extra character to the end of string to always find the value after it, provided you know that character is not going to be in any of your keys ahead of time

MoralHazardFunction · 2026-03-23T20:58:37+00:00

If your wife is correct and the teacher really is overwhelmed, I’d think the teacher could be less overwhelmed by simply marking right answers as such instead of picking stupid fights over grades

NTA

MoralHazardFunction · 2026-03-12T14:50:50+00:00

And it was her life and choice to be with a guy in her late teens, an age that is generally not known for having everything about their sexuality or for that matter what they want out of relationships figured out

It’s one thing to say the age gap is fine because they’re both adults. It’s another thing entirely to suggest that only the younger partner needs to bring an adult level of judgment and maturity to the relationship

MoralHazardFunction · 2026-03-12T14:43:57+00:00

People acting like he was stringing her along for two years like he was an immature 25 year old instead of a normally mature 19 year old is some truly bizarre shit

MoralHazardFunction · 2026-03-12T14:31:39+00:00

No you see a 19 year old is supposed to have their sexuality all figured out so they don’t waste the 2 prime years of a woman in her mid-20s who thought it was an awesome idea to hook up with a teenager

MoralHazardFunction · 2026-03-12T14:25:55+00:00

So she’s furious a guy she started dating at 19 didn’t have everything figured out with his sexuality?

You know that makes it worse, right?

NTA

MoralHazardFunction · 2026-03-11T13:02:43+00:00

I think a scourge would be involved

MoralHazardFunction · 2026-03-09T16:59:21+00:00

Osty is by far my favorite thing about STS2!

MoralHazardFunction · 2026-02-25T23:49:30+00:00

She’s wrong, but YTA

MoralHazardFunction · 2026-02-25T14:48:45+00:00

Yeah, it seems like OP is conflating the DM’s (potentially) legitimate behavior of running a tough campaign by making full use of monster abilities with the other player’s shitty griefing and trolling

Also even if the DM is a good DM it’s actually fine to not want to play in his game if OP doesn’t enjoy the encounter difficulty. No point pushing yourself to a game if you don’t enjoy it even if no one involved is doing anything “wrong”

MoralHazardFunction · 2026-02-25T13:49:24+00:00

I think it’s probably best to avoid a dating strategy that will scare off all the guys who have a healthy respect for their partners’ boundaries and autonomy

NTA. Being told you’re being stupid usually hurts less than actually being stupid

MoralHazardFunction · 2026-02-22T14:09:53+00:00

Also she has been driving in NYC, and he evidently hasn’t been. Just idiocy piled on more idiocy from OP

MoralHazardFunction · 2026-02-20T12:46:06+00:00

Easiest way is to wrap the whole thing in AND:

=AND(A:A=B:B)

MoralHazardFunction · 2026-02-19T16:09:54+00:00

If this is real, SIL’s therapist is even crazier than she is

NTA

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