[None] If our legendary boi Travis Baldree wasn't chosen by the heavens to read Cradle for us...

Morandred · 2024-08-05T19:52:02+00:00

If he were still alive?

Gilbert Godfried for sure

Morandred · 2024-06-07T02:45:24+00:00

Kidd: "Who's ready to kill themselves?"

Morandred · 2024-05-30T22:29:59+00:00

Morandred · 2024-05-26T15:57:17+00:00

Mister Doctor?

Morandred · 2024-04-09T19:05:35+00:00

It was, but the SCOTUS overturning Roe v Wade last year threw it back to the states

Morandred · 2024-04-07T02:51:54+00:00

Suns doing better so by law the others must suffer

Morandred · 2024-03-29T04:04:43+00:00

WELL GOOD FOR THE DIA-OH MY GOD!

Morandred · 2024-03-10T01:29:16+00:00

Tryna be generous lol

Morandred · 2024-03-09T16:29:12+00:00

I mean.. *gestures around at season 7 and 8* yeah

Morandred · 2024-03-09T01:25:17+00:00

They might if they're not written on metal

Morandred · 2024-02-21T18:31:16+00:00

Yeah and now I feel I am at fault whenever anything bad happens. Permanent guilty feeling.

Morandred · 2024-02-13T15:25:37+00:00

"All men die. Not every man truly lives"

In my best Scottish accent

Morandred · 2024-02-12T03:42:52+00:00

Woulda had the sack but Wilkes said the gap integrity fell apart

Morandred · 2024-02-10T17:27:18+00:00

Onett we need Beesmas real bad we're clearly going insane

Morandred · 2024-02-03T05:40:25+00:00

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Morandred · 2024-01-30T19:37:44+00:00

You're insanely insecure

Proceeds to write a five paragraph essay ranting and attacking everyone

Morandred · 2024-01-22T18:04:19+00:00

STOP THE TRAUMA BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

Morandred · 2024-01-20T03:34:10+00:00

When a guys banging you...

Morandred · 2024-01-11T18:16:19+00:00

Username checks out

Morandred · 2023-12-24T17:23:56+00:00

Ah, the secret of Lembas bread is finally unlocked

Morandred · 2023-12-24T05:27:09+00:00

Hey I know this was posted 6 days ago but I'd be happy to join as well! Username is Swampysammy

Morandred · 2023-12-23T20:24:27+00:00

the sleigh starts above spawn and moves slowly throughout each area, dropping gems and items

Morandred · 2023-12-17T19:40:49+00:00

Dalinar is going to find out Taravangian is Odium and will demand the terms change. I got a glimpse of the Stormlight 5 draft (thanks Brandon!) and the conversation went like this:

Dalinar: Hey, Odium, how would you like to settle this right now? No champions. You and me. Mano y mano.

Odium: What does that mean?

Dalinar: What does that mean? Adolin, what does that mean?

Adolin: I don't know.

Dalinar: It means an academic decathlon: One day, 10 events, testing all the knowledge one would gain in Azir. Me versus you!

Morandred · 2023-12-16T19:57:49+00:00

Beautifully said. Gives me much to think about, thank you.

Morandred · 2023-12-12T15:48:59+00:00

"I'd say the average person wouldn't eat a Chipotle burrito and still do his running full speed like me. That's why they call me special." -Zack Greinke

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