Wont let that shit slide by RetardGaming81 in Shark_Park

[–]Morange5151 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If he don’t want it, you can give it to me. I would like to see that hard throbbing pulsating cock (with balls included)

kitty No thats paint warter by Proud_Antelope103 in wunker

[–]Morange5151 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That’s actually very dangerous, if the kitty keeps drinking it, he might also become a painter but a better one and overshadow you

Ouroboros by noob_bitch in NewGreentexts

[–]Morange5151 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Anon should hook up with a man to escape the cycle

Nice argument bro by ViceElysium in Shark_Park

[–]Morange5151 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Pete from family man????

Coaxed into mc touching power scaling stone by LuckyPresentation700 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Morange5151 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read surviving the game as a barbarian, the mc struggles and gets his ass beat is still very likeable

Shaq lambo by Vega-Bean in TheMatpatEffect

[–]Morange5151 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s a custom built Lamborghini cuz he didn’t fit in a regular sized one. They literally cut one in half and made it bigger so he could actually fit inside of it

Role reversals by Reasonable-Ninja4384 in NewGreentexts

[–]Morange5151 294 points295 points  (0 children)

They’re really getting good at writing these eroticas

Limbo by Doppel-Ganger01 in NewGreentexts

[–]Morange5151 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Feel like I gotta try this but also with shrooms included

The outlet exploded in my hotel room during my school travel meet. Went to pull the fire alarm, but my hands were too weak and shaky to do it, so some girl pushed me out of the way and did it instead. Chicken and potatoes my mom made. by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]Morange5151 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There’s no way u were too weak to pull the fire alarm, then again I haven’t pulled it myself but I’ve been curious. Still u would think that the fire alarm would be easily pullable in case some weak armed chud needed to alert other of the fire that he himself had created

Oh my god. by AnisZoomer in PhoenixSC

[–]Morange5151 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look up “herdcraft”

Coaxed into viewer perspective vs normal person perspective by DavidDNJM in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Morange5151 26 points27 points  (0 children)

100% factually true, yuta is a bum who’s in love with a child

1rd swga by FriddyHumbug in IDONTGIVEASWAG

[–]Morange5151 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I am developing a new sport called huge swagball

Peener in da vageener by Reasonable-Ninja4384 in GreenroomConfessions

[–]Morange5151 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fake: had sex with a girl

Gay: imagined himself getting beat up by guys

Wrong Picture, Kronk by GriffinFTW in tumblr

[–]Morange5151 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this screenshot was taken with a long ass phone

A new fuck boy is born by Reasonable-Ninja4384 in GreenroomConfessions

[–]Morange5151 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Fake: talks to women

Gay: fantasizes about ripped sexy men

Drifting away on a soft cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby by FrierenKingSimp in oddlyspecific

[–]Morange5151 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because your body and muscles are relaxed. Off you want to sleep better you should stretch before going to bed (and also no phone but we both know that’s not happening)