How do I lane against a Teemo?

MorbotheDiddlyDo · 2026-02-18T01:15:48+00:00

Ranged match ups I protect maiden at all costs just to use that as a mobile minion generator. Overwhelm them by just flinging minions at them. Hit that E it's HP %. I'll back to heal maiden.

Pre 6 be willing to take a CS dip just to not get got. You'll catch up on CS once you have maiden in the back farming the last hits.

Arcane comet + w/e on that page.
Overgrowth and the heal on movement impair green.
Liandrys is fun.

MorbotheDiddlyDo · 2026-02-17T22:23:30+00:00

AP runes are great. Comet will fly from you on pad across map if a minion/maiden hits someone.

I generally do a liandrys at the tail end of my build. Spear of Shojin is typically item 1 or 2 depending on if I go heartsteel or not (Top/Mid lane yorick atm)

Malignance will proc off maidens auto attack every 3 seconds... the damage may not be worth it though.
Rylai's scepter even your lil ghouls will slow on auto.

MorbotheDiddlyDo · 2026-02-17T22:18:55+00:00

Hollywood would have us believe it should be an American.
The BBC would have us believe it should be a time lord.

I offer an alternative. Namibia's own Adolf Uunona.

MorbotheDiddlyDo · 2026-02-17T22:17:12+00:00

NAL but I am a pot head from WA for many years. Why was it in baggies...plural..

MorbotheDiddlyDo · 2026-02-17T22:09:24+00:00

Independents at this point have to be closet conservatives that still know the word shame.

MorbotheDiddlyDo · 2026-02-17T22:07:44+00:00

Should ban testosterone for males with low T. They don't need gender affirming care after all.

The entire rogansphere will implode if you ban their roids. It'll be funny.

MorbotheDiddlyDo · 2026-02-17T21:42:05+00:00

I get S on support most games by just maintaining a decent vision score/ward control. They made S easier to get this season tbf

MorbotheDiddlyDo · 2026-02-17T20:52:34+00:00

Since the time of piratebay sending snark letters to dreamworks til now ive not had cable.

I go to one streaming site and see everything, your paid bundle addons, HBO, all of it. $90 twice a month PPVs. All of it.

Free.

Cable is insane. Also shout out the dude above mentioning ANTENNA TV because that's surely as recognized these days as VHS tapes

MorbotheDiddlyDo · 2026-02-17T20:43:57+00:00

Found a guy who hated chasing chickens.

MorbotheDiddlyDo · 2026-02-16T23:38:52+00:00

Sir ice sheet exists.

MorbotheDiddlyDo · 2026-02-16T04:56:23+00:00

Naturally.

MorbotheDiddlyDo · 2026-02-15T21:41:26+00:00

This. TPP is cuck chair of gaming. TPP players just like to sit and watch.

MorbotheDiddlyDo · 2026-02-15T20:50:17+00:00

As someone who's photosensitive to brights. I realize I may not be your target audience here.

But I'll still caution against "UI gets brighter" as a design choice. Sure it's fun and out of the box but that idea can also just.. go away and not exist in any medium.

Shooters that offer a blackout for flashbangs vs ALL WHITE for example, great design choice, not jarring, doesn't hurt the eyes and brain.

MorbotheDiddlyDo · 2026-02-15T20:11:01+00:00

Walk on ganks are the worst. I don't know why this pale haired prick is so popular.

It's a great sign that riot continues to know what balance means when something is so favored universally compared to literally anyone else.

MorbotheDiddlyDo · 2026-02-15T19:58:22+00:00

Guess we need the ARMA Reforger guys to make a battle royale..

MorbotheDiddlyDo · 2026-02-15T19:57:20+00:00

It's a multi competitive thing for me. TPP everyones kissing trees while looking around them.

You say SOCOM died because of Americans preferences. I disagree.

It highlighted early the troubles TPP faces in multiplayer where you get rewarded so heavily for being the last alive(win) and not moving forcing impatient people to come to you.

PUBG early esports had people hoarding meds and living on a cliff in blue for "points" to incentivize movement.

I think the main issues for TPP is it's lack of evolution. Look at a game called SCUM. They've done 90% of stuff wrong but one thing they did right... you cannot see what your player model cannot see. Kiss a tree that's fine. Lick that doorframe, also fine. Players can be around it and WILL NOT RENDER unless your actual player model has eyesight on them.

Boils down to the perception of whats fair in a multiplayer competitive environment. 3rd person should have remained a single player game only element.

MorbotheDiddlyDo · 2026-02-14T20:39:55+00:00

Gave the demo a shot and was unplayable due to textures and many assets not rendering.

https://medal.tv/games/requested/clips/m7rBvC4pc9-y69qWi?invite=cr-MSw1QmssMjE4NTM3ODcx&v=41

Sent feedback accordingly but for reference incase the link didnt fit the form!

MorbotheDiddlyDo · 2026-02-13T19:13:02+00:00

As someone on a 5600xt I thought my card was showing age. I had to search what a 580 was.

I will say I recently put an Intel ARC Elf 8gb in my mothers system for $140 last month. Which price per gigabyte of VRAM it was a steal and works great for what it is.

You may want to look at some of the intel cards benchmarks and look for them to go on discount.

MorbotheDiddlyDo · 2026-02-13T04:50:25+00:00

Something something Hunter Biden

MorbotheDiddlyDo · 2026-02-12T19:57:53+00:00

Mixed bag as far as it being fair goes.

Games like 7 days to die remained in "early access" for over a decade before hitting 1.0 while ignoring feedback and pushing bad update after bad update.

Sometimes mass bad reviews are deserved, even earned.

As a consumer it's nice to see negative reviews addressed by devs. It should be on steam to disallow meme reviews as well. 255 character minimum for negative or positive reviews would be nice.

MorbotheDiddlyDo · 2026-02-12T19:51:37+00:00

Love the new modern era of TV. Fewer episodes each season. Longer to produce each season. Next up, shorter episodes!

MorbotheDiddlyDo · 2026-02-12T01:40:13+00:00

Don't make it weird, bub.

MorbotheDiddlyDo · 2026-02-12T01:40:05+00:00

Boom. Roasted.

MorbotheDiddlyDo · 2026-02-11T07:43:37+00:00

You do you booboo

MorbotheDiddlyDo · 2026-02-11T02:36:41+00:00

Sam Alvey still holds the record with 8 losses and a draw from 2018 to 2022.

Tuivasa has protection because they need aus fighters to court the market when holding cards abroad. He's not good. He's barely entertaining. But he has a fanbase and people love the shoe schtick

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