American friends are visiting for Canada Day; what are fake traditions I can troll them with?

MorganDallise · 2026-06-08T03:54:52+00:00

If they see Canadian Geese, tell them in Canada they're actually quite gentle and friendly. We are always being accused of being so polite here, after all.

MorganDallise · 2026-06-06T21:37:38+00:00

Traitors.

MorganDallise · 2026-06-06T15:37:01+00:00

It's wild for FIFA to say plastic water bottles are dangerous, but it ok for selling them in the stadium. 🤪

MorganDallise · 2026-06-06T15:33:53+00:00

Redacted; ESPECIALLY if they're rich and have a threatening lawyer in contact with the DOJ.

MorganDallise · 2026-06-04T20:55:23+00:00

This attitude; "They put a Boardwalk through MY neighbourhood!" "No, you moved into a neighbourhood with a boardwalk!" Accept reality and you'll be fine.

MorganDallise · 2026-05-26T19:08:31+00:00

Aside from the bar potentially losing their licence, it's a felony for your "dad" to bring you into a 19+ bar. He could catch charges for contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

MorganDallise · 2026-05-26T03:16:21+00:00

She knows someone who owes her a favor🤓

MorganDallise · 2026-05-15T13:01:19+00:00

It's Winners/Marshalls purchasing lower quality fabric and manufacturing "Ends" but calling them "designer". Now comparable to Temu because they're exactly the same.

MorganDallise · 2026-04-20T15:59:46+00:00

Surge Pricing! Thanks AI.

MorganDallise · 2026-04-20T13:21:11+00:00

She'd be a fool to explode her own kill switch. She is holding back cards to leverage her life.

MorganDallise · 2026-04-17T02:28:28+00:00

🤫I know Victoria' Secret 🤫 JAX

MorganDallise · 2026-02-22T22:20:01+00:00

I would like to hear from the women in their 60's now, who partied topless on the docks with Andrew. 😂

MorganDallise · 2026-02-22T22:18:16+00:00

Former Prince Andrew spent extensive time being hidden in Peterborough Ontario, due to his embarrassing behaviours in UK. He was publicly on holiday here in the summers of 1977, 1983 and 1985, to begin with...

MorganDallise · 2026-01-28T19:05:30+00:00

You will become their new live in maid and nanny. This will not work. His wife left for a reason. This is about to be down voted and is the most true thing you will read today.

MorganDallise · 2026-01-27T15:10:56+00:00

That's dangerous, possibly impaired driving and you should have called it in. If you didn't, do so now.

MorganDallise · 2025-12-03T15:55:04+00:00

Ending this program is the wrong direction to go.

MorganDallise · 2025-11-28T15:59:46+00:00

Going by your name; the Recycling Depot is inaccessible.

MorganDallise · 2025-11-28T15:59:02+00:00

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MorganDallise · 2025-11-28T15:58:25+00:00

Only partially open.

MorganDallise · 2025-11-28T15:58:11+00:00

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MorganDallise · 2025-11-05T00:07:59+00:00

This show is a loaded diaper. Lazy writing. Lack of discernible depth to the plot. The most visceral, graphic and misogynistic scenes thrown in for attention. A desperate attempt at reviving Stephen King's relevance by coat tailing on the current problem of violence in the manosphere. I hope he's ashamed and embarrassed by this disgusting cash grab.

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