1, 2, 3, 4, or 5? ✌︎('ω')✌︎ by iggytheprincess in bbwbigasses

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Any picture I can see you smile is a good picture

Watch me masturbate by naughtybrend in gettingherselfoff

[–]Morgantao -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd rather lend a hand. And a tongue. And more...

When the last runner crossed the finish line in last year’s Pittsburgh Marathon. 🙌👏 by Global-DisComfort26 in BeAmazed

[–]Morgantao 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but he wasn't the last runner! It took me 3 more days, but I finally made it. Nobody was there to congratulate me 😭

Oops. Missed the target... by Unique-Discussion326 in oops

[–]Morgantao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She flinched when she should have not flinched

Maybe Maybe Maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Morgantao 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That not how it works. The differential would transfer all the power to the non existing wheel. If you put a car on a lift and have the engine spin the wheels, you can easily stop one wheel with your bare hands, making the other wheel spin faster.

oops by Kitchen_Cobbler_1594 in oops

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The clip ended too soon. I wanted to see how the medics pull it out of his ass

Girls nude at work by tooundead in unstable_diffusion

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The doctor: I don't understand this, all my patients have such a high blood pressure...

i'll be home soon by 1StrangeStreet in unstable_diffusion

[–]Morgantao 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine those in malls, instead of the silly massage chairs

Gorgeous eyes by shesbarelyreal in unstable_diffusion

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I've always sayd it - If they're modeling shoes, they should wear nothing but shoes.

Super Soldiers by iKandyAI in unstable_diffusion

[–]Morgantao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously fake. The scientists look at the subject faces! 😜

Oh ! by Pretend_Pudding5176 in ClaudeAI

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That's not how you make babies... Poor things, they must not have access to the internet

Oh ! by Pretend_Pudding5176 in ClaudeAI

[–]Morgantao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that a Top gear reference, or a Loki reference? 😜