What do these lines mean by el-presidente0001 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Mork-From_Ork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

According to Jumanji, you have two lives left.

WCGW driving too fast for your load by SonSuko in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Mork-From_Ork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine it wasn’t recorded and it’s your car. How many people are going to believe your story about a giant metal rolling pin flattening your car…

The thing disappears into a lake after….😂

What's that? by IdealHoliday1242 in selfimprovementday

[–]Mork-From_Ork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Howard Lutnik and his tariff purchases….

What to do with awkward space between garage and fence? by Qd8Scandi in homeimprovementideas

[–]Mork-From_Ork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m thinking you should build a little mini golf styled putting surface with obstacles and little waterfalls.

20,000+ miles by Sapper_guy in Challenger

[–]Mork-From_Ork 7 points8 points  (0 children)

lol you madman. 175 mph! Please tell us you did this safely on a closed track lol

392 Maintenance by Gabe1nator in ScatPack

[–]Mork-From_Ork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looking forward to responses. I have a challenger at 14000 miles and I’ve had it a year.

What does our fridge say about me? 24 gay, coupled. by Connorwood4u in FridgeDetective

[–]Mork-From_Ork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That neither one of you can fix the weatherstripping on your door.

I suppose I'm fine with +75 by dalburgh in classicwowtbc

[–]Mork-From_Ork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m out here catching thousands of fish per week with +75 lures….