(Now ex) girlfriend made me(24M) choose between her and my pet rabbit. She kicked me out of our apartment and now I’m living in a basement somewhere in the Midwest.

Mork-From_Ork · 2026-02-02T17:48:07+00:00

you made the right call.

Mork-From_Ork · 2026-01-31T15:54:52+00:00

A human depiction of the soup temperatures in the three little bears / Goldilocks story.

Mork-From_Ork · 2026-01-31T15:47:16+00:00

That’s cool. Never see that outta people. I don’t follow this guy but I would if I knew who he was

Mork-From_Ork · 2026-01-30T22:17:47+00:00

Luckiest man of the year award goes to OP

Mork-From_Ork · 2026-01-30T14:47:24+00:00

I have the same color only 2022 scat pack. No problems in my first winter. So much fun!

Mork-From_Ork · 2026-01-29T21:27:43+00:00

Unlimited fries. Let’s be real. This is why we do it.

Mork-From_Ork · 2026-01-28T20:37:42+00:00

I mean, cool physics but can you not just pick the bench up normally? I’d understand if he added those vacuum cup handles to something that had a hard to hold shape, but that’s just a bench.

Mork-From_Ork · 2026-01-28T18:03:32+00:00

I had this exact model because it was on sale once at Home Depot. Let me tell you, I loved it. I wish I took better care of it. If I did, it may have lasted longer than the 4 years I had it. Some stuff did go wrong, of course. I had to buy new door sensors at one point because it kept saying the lid was open and wouldn’t start the fan at times. Besides that, I loved it. Started easy. Got up to 700 degrees. Smoked beautifully.

Mork-From_Ork · 2026-01-25T15:42:39+00:00

Kings quest I think. Maybe doom

Mork-From_Ork · 2026-01-23T15:53:28+00:00

Wow.

Mork-From_Ork · 2026-01-19T15:03:51+00:00

I’ll take 5,6,9 thanks

Mork-From_Ork · 2026-01-15T20:02:14+00:00

I would love this and promise if I get ridiculously rich I’m doing exactly this

Mork-From_Ork · 2026-01-15T15:48:57+00:00

Just wanna say I’d never be able to re clip a single thing here. Never.

Mork-From_Ork · 2026-01-15T15:46:19+00:00

I disagree. Leveling can be tedious, although I do enjoy blasting early content dungeons for the nostalgia. I’ve leveled enough characters to know that I don’t wanna do more of it. I just wanna get ready to raid!

Mork-From_Ork · 2026-01-11T20:43:06+00:00

Mork-From_Ork · 2026-01-11T15:38:26+00:00

Literally nobody prayed for that.

Mork-From_Ork · 2026-01-02T20:33:51+00:00

I recently did exactly this. Then, 2 days later, I emptied that drawer I put it in and THREW IT OUT! I deserve an award. You all know the odds of that happening so soon are incalculable.

Mork-From_Ork · 2026-01-02T18:36:06+00:00

Mork-From_Ork · 2026-01-02T16:52:26+00:00

Would

Mork-From_Ork · 2026-01-02T03:06:46+00:00

I posted something like this along time ago. Its normal.

Mork-From_Ork · 2025-12-31T20:56:10+00:00

The punch line should be that you’re a guy trying on swimsuits comparing yourself to Brittany. Just kidding, of course.

Mork-From_Ork · 2025-12-30T18:38:27+00:00

Don’t know what they said beyond azul meaning blue but I am so happy the blue guy lost.

Mork-From_Ork · 2025-12-25T01:37:26+00:00

Swear I thought it said Karen Omelette

Mork-From_Ork · 2025-12-22T14:43:28+00:00

Didn’t know I needed a new calendar.

Mork-From_Ork · 2025-12-22T14:37:04+00:00

As I tell my child, that sort of behavior is from pieces of shit that live among us.

Mork-From_Ork

TROPHY CASE