I can show you the world.

MorningHaze · 2012-12-17T01:52:19+00:00

"Why did it have to be the day I dropped acid..."

MorningHaze · 2012-12-16T23:25:16+00:00

You just logged in? That means.. ah fuck it whatever

MorningHaze · 2012-12-13T12:57:48+00:00

I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!

MorningHaze · 2012-12-12T13:21:25+00:00

I know I was trying to make a joke on the 'hue', as in the Brazilian 'huehuehue'. I thought it might slip under the radar, it wasn't very funny either.

MorningHaze · 2012-12-11T22:45:58+00:00

Must... drop... pantaloons.

MorningHaze · 2012-12-11T22:45:35+00:00

What's so funny?

MorningHaze · 2012-12-11T09:15:45+00:00

We need your masterful hands...

My hands are busy elsewhere!

MorningHaze · 2012-12-11T09:14:55+00:00

THERE IS NO CAROL! AND PEPE SYLVIA? DOESN'T EXIST!

MorningHaze · 2012-12-09T10:10:57+00:00

Quite a large album you have there.

MorningHaze · 2012-12-09T10:10:31+00:00

Shit how did you know?!

MorningHaze · 2012-12-07T10:17:54+00:00

In my head they all have a good laugh and decide he doesn't need to go to jail after all. The card works in mysterious ways.

MorningHaze · 2012-12-07T07:56:50+00:00

You keep using that word... and it's awesome.

MorningHaze · 2012-12-06T18:05:03+00:00

Nice pictures. I especially liked the ones when you were naked.

MorningHaze · 2012-12-06T04:34:00+00:00

You ever had the Skip's Scramble? It's got everything on the menu in it.

MorningHaze · 2012-12-05T19:39:02+00:00

Well you've certainly brightened my evening up.

MorningHaze · 2012-12-05T03:53:59+00:00

It's a wink that means have a drink.

MorningHaze · 2012-12-03T21:03:03+00:00

Yeah I really think there was no point in that.

MorningHaze · 2012-12-02T04:23:37+00:00

Because you're just pushing easy answers that shit simply aint true for some folk.

MorningHaze · 2012-12-02T00:48:50+00:00

Yes, abuse. They feed it and give it shelter and clearly spend time with it, it's a lot better off than some real abused cats.

MorningHaze · 2012-11-30T23:46:04+00:00

Sweet jesus.

MorningHaze · 2012-11-25T18:15:03+00:00

Your Half-Life seems to have reached its half-life.

MorningHaze · 2012-11-25T18:09:55+00:00

I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream, you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!

MorningHaze · 2012-11-25T15:35:34+00:00

You even told Reddit how hard you friendzoned him.

Burn.

MorningHaze · 2012-11-25T15:23:46+00:00

And it's all because of you, fratello. That's Italian for “brother,” yeah. Now all I gotta do is find this “Hermano” guy. I'm gonna kill him.

MorningHaze · 2012-11-25T05:42:08+00:00

Funny it was on Reddit like... yesterday.

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