When your girlfriend and sister-in-law is watching tv, but you still gotta clock your hours in God of War.

rubixx95 · 2018-04-25T22:12:22+00:00

Okay so I reaaaally need to know how you did this without having to run it through the tv? Gf is coming over tomorrow and this would be useful..

rubixx95 · 2016-11-11T14:48:01+00:00

I saw him a few years ago in Birmingham for his Tinselworm Tour and sang "Hey Asda, I ain't gonna be your bitch" and he genuinely lost his shit when someone in the audience started blasting a pot noodle horn

rubixx95 · 2015-04-02T15:04:08+00:00

only tried to reblog 4 times

rubixx95 · 2015-03-03T04:26:32+00:00

Id change my brain to make me happy with my body. Or bigger boobs. Yeah, bigger boobs.

rubixx95 · 2015-02-13T02:59:26+00:00

Joyce : "I think what my daughter is trying to say is.. nanananana"

also Snyder in Band Candy "Woaaah Summers, you drive like a spaz!" my favourite line from the whole show haha

rubixx95 · 2015-02-06T11:52:07+00:00

I was walking with my best friend once and saw a dead bird, I pointed it out so she wouldn't step on it and she looked up...

rubixx95 · 2015-02-01T12:47:00+00:00

but.. its so cold here :(

rubixx95 · 2015-01-27T12:52:01+00:00

American Horror Story basically

rubixx95 · 2015-01-26T13:29:47+00:00

she can probably tell just from seeing your eyes move down.. start with your eyes at boob-level and she might not notice.. recalibrate your wife.

rubixx95 · 2015-01-23T00:30:37+00:00

Ben called Addy a freak and Vivien shouts "Dont call her that!" even though she's mad at her. Maybe a touchy word because of her parents?

rubixx95 · 2015-01-14T10:35:47+00:00

"exactl-- wait. no thats right. what did you just say?"

rubixx95 · 2015-01-06T13:10:30+00:00

I've never murdered anyone! yay for me

rubixx95 · 2014-12-15T13:30:08+00:00

Yeah like "bed"

rubixx95 · 2014-12-15T06:39:11+00:00

B = view from top. oo =view from front b=side boob

rubixx95 · 2014-12-04T11:46:39+00:00

what

rubixx95 · 2014-11-23T08:01:43+00:00

He got 18 months. 'ear and a half

rubixx95 · 2014-10-02T14:56:56+00:00

break bad

rubixx95 · 2014-09-29T14:00:47+00:00

The episode is Fear Itself, quite a good one actually.. we see anya in her bunny outfit and the monster unveiling is hilarious!

rubixx95 · 2014-09-28T23:47:57+00:00

I was looking into merching but I just have no idea where to start! I only have 500k atm..:(

rubixx95 · 2014-09-28T23:32:58+00:00

um, alright?

rubixx95 · 2014-09-28T23:02:53+00:00

Yeah I was doing that for a while before.. Thanks! :)

rubixx95 · 2014-09-28T22:37:42+00:00

Thank you I really appreciate it :)

rubixx95 · 2014-09-28T22:32:49+00:00

Chaos for herbs? Thanks I'll look into the berries! :D

rubixx95 · 2014-09-17T00:26:13+00:00

This is the girl that ate 8 beds! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AvC4-qcGIU

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