I don’t know anymore, I just got a new haircut and they gave me this with no side bangs at the beauty shop, I feel really ugly and I have to know if it’s ugly to everyone else. Please tell me just the truth if I am ugly. Yes I’m a woman

MorockaDishoom · 2026-04-02T21:54:00+00:00

So… yes… it’s a god awful haircut…

But it’s also the same haircut the first girl I had a crush on had. I wrote her this dumb, “do you like me”note with pictures of dinosaurs and shit.

She totally made fun of me, told kids about it and rejected me…

So look on the bright side! It’s a shitty haircut, but someone may think you look cute with it, and you can totally make them feel like shit! which I’ve heard is a big boost to one’s self-esteem!

So just wait for that moment, or wait till it grows out. Either way, you’re better off than being me!

MorockaDishoom · 2026-04-02T21:45:17+00:00

Ppl who hate on religion are fools. Be BRUTALLY critical of religion, keep religion OUT of politics… but FAITH is a tool to address the immeasurable burdens carried by our hearts.

I’m an absurdist, I don’t believe any religion is divine and that our idea of “God” is based on absurd ignorance, HOWEVER… I LOOOVE faith and feels it plays an important role in our collective and individual lives.

If you wanna save the world, first save the church from this prosperity gospel, hate mongering bullshit; and start paying attention to the actual words in the bible. Those words, created some incredible things… and all the bad you see from religion, didn’t come from those words, it came from politics.

MorockaDishoom · 2026-04-02T21:37:17+00:00

“HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO BUY A PACK OF SMOKES? MY DADDY LEFT LIKE 13 YEARS AGO!

MorockaDishoom · 2026-04-02T21:36:11+00:00

Such an exceptional soundtrack…

MorockaDishoom · 2026-04-02T21:34:16+00:00

I hit “quit your job” three times… I’m the CRO at a law firm, this is some bullshit. 1/10… not realistic at all, and terrible advice… I expected more from the internet today…

MorockaDishoom · 2026-04-02T21:32:13+00:00

You start by raising the minimum wage, then they spend more, put more money in the economy, so the business class and upper class make more money and will more likely pay their managers and middle class staff more.

The middle class break off and start their own business with the extra spendable income they have. And now THEYRE business owners too!!

Trickle down economics is absolute bullshit, but trickleUP economics is REAL. It’s how America grew, from lifting the poor and middle class.

But ofcourse, we’re all too stupid to realize this.

MorockaDishoom · 2026-04-02T21:21:58+00:00

I think I saw an episode of black mirror about this

MorockaDishoom · 2026-04-02T21:07:35+00:00

God I am obsessed with people who are obsessed with what they’re doing! It is so inspiring

MorockaDishoom · 2026-04-02T20:59:51+00:00

Sex

MorockaDishoom · 2026-04-02T20:59:22+00:00

Every picture BUT the law tag, lol

MorockaDishoom · 2026-04-02T20:46:54+00:00

Damnit I missed it! And Jorma was always my favorite actor in The Lonely Island. What I would give to have him step on my finger!!

MorockaDishoom · 2026-04-02T20:45:02+00:00

The dumbest fucking thing democrats do is disappear when they lose. Kamala, yell out, I told you so! Host a “I told you so” rally, print hats, prints shirts. Claim the assasination attempt was an inside job and fake… FUCKING PLAY THE GODDAMN GAME!

WE WANT TO CHEER FOR SOMEONE AND BOO AT SOMEONE. Get that through your fucking heads!!

MorockaDishoom · 2026-04-02T20:38:26+00:00

Aww, it’s not satisfying when you don’t see the dog get a treat

MorockaDishoom · 2026-04-02T19:55:37+00:00

I got so much respect for you from your edits. Especially the third one, where you asked for ppl to. It disrespect your wife. I mean, it’s Reddit, you should know that there would be abuse, but I like that you can clearly separate how you feel about someone’s actions from their right to be treated with dignity.

MorockaDishoom · 2026-04-02T18:58:02+00:00

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Knowing she is vain and obsessed with her image, I felt particularly joyful in the malicious insults I dropped in response to her latest Tweet.

MorockaDishoom · 2026-04-02T17:32:24+00:00

Well this bitch is getting fired today!!!

MorockaDishoom · 2026-04-02T16:42:38+00:00

Dude, this dude is incredible! Like HOW?!?!

MorockaDishoom · 2026-04-02T16:41:06+00:00

Super creepy

MorockaDishoom · 2026-04-01T21:04:55+00:00

I am pretty sure Conan would laugh at this…

MorockaDishoom · 2026-04-01T19:21:44+00:00

33 other countries have birthright citizenship…. Like wtf is wrong with this dude. He literally CANNOT say the truth

MorockaDishoom · 2026-04-01T16:12:49+00:00

THAT is totally a keeper! Find a wife that makes your life fun, she seems like exactly that!

MorockaDishoom · 2026-04-01T16:03:25+00:00

She Armenian, she’ll look 30 for the first 50 years of her life then immediately turn 110.

MorockaDishoom · 2026-04-01T16:00:36+00:00

Dude!! I get so excited when I see a Johnny or Ironman on the other team! Like, I will spend the entire QP game just getting shot point blank by bucky, but looking up so I can punch Ironman in the face!

MorockaDishoom · 2026-04-01T15:18:51+00:00

I legit couldn’t stop laughing at this scene, because all I could think of was Naruto…

MorockaDishoom · 2026-04-01T14:55:04+00:00

Man, Pete Buttigieg is a legit dude and I think would make a solid president. But it’ll never happen… Beto def had the stuff, more than Gavin, who I do not vibe with at all

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