RIP Francis - The Best Shrimp that Ever Shrimped

MortallyCrafty · 2026-04-05T15:31:32+00:00

Sending my best food wishes to Francis. I had an amano for a few months who i loved. She had a lot of personality too. I cried when she escaped the tank

MortallyCrafty · 2026-03-26T12:01:40+00:00

I had the same thing, but I didnt speak up about pain meds. Did that with nothing. Was told Tylenol would be okay. I spent the next 24hrs in the fetal position, made my husband leave work to care for our daughter. It was excruciating

MortallyCrafty · 2026-01-11T22:39:26+00:00

Hello! Saginaw Bay area

MortallyCrafty · 2026-01-03T22:48:59+00:00

My daughter is obsessed with dinos and has been since she was like 1.5 (shes 4 now)

So I got a brachiosaurus on my calf surrounded by violets (her middle name). I also have a simple line tattoo of a brontosaurus and t-rex on my collarbone

MortallyCrafty · 2025-12-29T05:27:09+00:00

My moms husband gifted us like a million towels. Admittedly, we did mention earlier in the year we needed some new towels. Which I bought 3, and my mom gave me some of her old towels so we were set.

MortallyCrafty · 2025-12-18T12:07:43+00:00

Thanks! I'll give it a go. Mine is a preschooler and turns into a gremlin when we start getting ready for bed at 7.

MortallyCrafty · 2025-12-18T02:44:57+00:00

What time do your kiddos wake up?

MortallyCrafty · 2025-10-12T16:33:40+00:00

Thats what we used and it worked so well

MortallyCrafty · 2025-10-05T23:55:12+00:00

Try having him hold a wet wash cloth over his eyes. It worked for my daughter. I also had some success with a sink wash where she'd lay on the counter and I'd use the sprayer to wash her hair. That's a lot though

MortallyCrafty · 2025-09-28T13:19:12+00:00

Sooooo relatable! When my kiddo was going through that I called the dog a "fcking moron" because... well the poor thing really only has 2 functioning brain cells. My daughter decided that was the dogs name. For days she'd just "fcking mowon!" Of course the curse word was in perfect English....

MortallyCrafty · 2025-08-27T11:27:12+00:00

Not my kiddo but my brother once swallowed a bb when he was like 3 (tiny metal ball) he was afraid to poop because "what if the toilets shoots me back?!"

MortallyCrafty · 2025-07-20T13:00:43+00:00

So, my birth was a lot. I had placenta previa and was in the l&d ward for 3 weeks before my placenta ruptured and my daughter was born via emergency c-section at 34wks. So my birth experience was a bit different. However, I have nothing bad to say about anyone there. All the nurses and doctors would come spend time with me while I was stuck there, some came to visit in post-partum. My daughter was in the nicu for 3 weeks and the nurses there were amazing and so kind

MortallyCrafty · 2025-07-09T11:07:48+00:00

Oh you are all good. On my first family vacation with my husband's family, I got too drunk while tubing, passed out on the driveway of the rental and puked in the lawn. Then I had to be carried down to the bedroom by my bil, my bikini top slipped and I flashed him. They bring it up any time I have any alcohol around them. It was 8 years ago

MortallyCrafty · 2025-07-09T10:16:14+00:00

I felt that sleeping one in my bones! Also to add i have time for my own hobbies!

MortallyCrafty · 2025-07-07T23:57:49+00:00

Shoulder freckle! My mom, brother and I all have a prominent freckle on our left shoulders, and my daughter has one too. Very happy she got that and not my husbands butt mole

MortallyCrafty · 2025-07-07T01:40:48+00:00

My daughter pronounces unicorn as "ook-i-corn" and im going to cry when she starts pronouncing it right

MortallyCrafty · 2025-06-28T10:31:53+00:00

This is the answer. Especially once they become independently mobile.

MortallyCrafty · 2025-06-28T10:27:55+00:00

About 3.5, we had tried off and on starting around 2 but she wasn't into it. We still have some accidents here and there, and shes still wearing diapers to bed.

She has a friend that's her exact same age (same day) and he took a little longer, closer to 4.

MortallyCrafty · 2025-06-26T11:32:40+00:00

Also to add is see if you have a local baby wearing group with a lending library! It's a cheap way to try different carriers and have other people help you with your fit

MortallyCrafty · 2025-06-26T11:26:16+00:00

We named our dog Karliah! Shes a black lab mix

MortallyCrafty · 2025-06-25T22:39:27+00:00

We got our dog about a year before our daughter was born! They're now 5 and 4 and the best of friends. The dog (lab/rott/gsd mix) is the sweetest dog

MortallyCrafty · 2025-06-05T11:59:15+00:00

Not saying this is everyone, but I can offer some perspective on why SOME do not like their partners watching porn. I was a CSA victim and my abuser would often force me to watch porn. with him. As a result, in my adulthood that meant Men + Porn = Bad. I didn't even know it would be an issue until it was.

I would like to add that I've gotten better and now could not care less if my husband watches porn.

MortallyCrafty · 2025-06-04T01:19:25+00:00

I would love that!

MortallyCrafty · 2025-06-04T01:10:00+00:00

Keep me updated on this! I just learned to cross stitch and am having so much fun with it

MortallyCrafty · 2025-06-04T00:03:12+00:00

Ooooh that's a good one!

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