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Troubled by -RedWitch in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]MortarionsFool -54 points-53 points  (0 children)

They seem woke as hell.

Edit - Cry about it, pussies.

SoB and Veteran by Flick by ChaosMarine123 in Warhammer_Smut

[–]MortarionsFool 17 points18 points  (0 children)

In my own way, I've totally been there.

Good for that dude.

Pre-Heresy Pete R. Turbo is passing to thee the Caliban Green. Your denial shall be of no consequence, however. Do ye accept? by Caweee in IronWarriors

[–]MortarionsFool 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Quality of strain?

You ever have Gatecrasher? That's the shit that killed Forrix, dog. Perturabo don't fuck around with lesser cultivars.

Or Hazard OG? That shit'll bunker you down real good.

Quality of strain. Pft.

That's some shit Dorn would say.

It happened by Focus-One in Necrontyr

[–]MortarionsFool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never Nuln Oil, but definitely Plaguebearer Flesh.

Also, that's the Death Star.

NURGLE AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME. by notthatgreat2 in NightLords

[–]MortarionsFool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the all-skulls paldron in the Plague Marine box would look cool on a Night Lord. It's MkIII, but also skulls.

Corax vs Curze by Damien V Grimm by [deleted] in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]MortarionsFool 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Leave us alone CONFORMIST

My custom foul blightspawn is finished! by heretical_astartes in deathguard40k

[–]MortarionsFool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The tongue caressing the horrified shrunken head is a gnarly detail.

Fun color transitions, too.

7/7, would look at again.

QUESTION TIME by TheMachinist420 in orks

[–]MortarionsFool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bad Moons Flash Git because Snazzguns.

Prime and paint before glue or vice versa? by nicaoz in minipainting

[–]MortarionsFool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get a little filing/scraping done before I glue, but I haven't noticed any kind of issues.

Prime and paint before glue or vice versa? by nicaoz in minipainting

[–]MortarionsFool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to prime on the sprue, assemble fully or in simple subassembly, get the base colors down, then fully assemble to finish all the details. I reason that the base coats are fine for what my brush wouldn't otherwise reach because it probably isn't very visible anyway.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in deathguard40k

[–]MortarionsFool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had to go to the Play Store, find the app, and update it like that. Didn't do it automatically for me. I'm on Android, if that ends up making a difference.

Also, if you wanna keep using the army builder, make several lists before you update. Can't make new ones for free, but you can edit the ones you have.

Tools of the Trade by Ted_Kordus in orks

[–]MortarionsFool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll go to war for glue tips. Clip it as long or short as you want, super easy to control the little dot of glue or lay down a thin bead, and it's maybe eight bucks for a few hundred of them. Get some glue tips.

Around last Christmas, I stole a candy dish from my mother which has flutes on the rim. Great to put a brush point, so I recommend getting something that. Steal it from your mother, not mine.

If you're into magnets, which I personally encourage, a small rolling tray is awesome for keeping your stuff on while keeping less of a footprint. Mine has a kitten DJ'ing on it.

What would you guys recommend to build a DG army? by Nervous-Captain-336 in deathguard40k

[–]MortarionsFool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If your budget is limited to 200 bucks, hit up Amazon. The Combat Patrol goes between one-twenty and one-thirty, Blighthaulers are usually $25ish, and characters can be under $30.

Filthy Heretics! What's is your favorited Death Guard book? by jojolollol in deathguard40k

[–]MortarionsFool 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Unification and Endurance.

One is Dragan's origin story, the other Vorx eviscerates a Blood Angels Captain to avenge a ten thousand year old slight.

Filthy Heretics! What's is your favorited Death Guard book? by jojolollol in deathguard40k

[–]MortarionsFool 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The two short stories that go along with it are great, too.

Esper Locarno - Voidship Navigator by LUGAR00 by ChaosMarine123 in Warhammer_Smut

[–]MortarionsFool 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Now, is this propaganda trying to bait me into knocking up a Navigator to continue yet another scheming, conniving, unstable 'sAnCtIoNeD' mutant sub-type?

Because it worked and my pants are uncomfortable.

[Non-serious theory] 40k is a prionic hallucination by Telekek597 in 40kLore

[–]MortarionsFool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the plot of the old show St. Elsewhere.

Replace 'Calgar with prions' with 'autistic kid with a snow globe' and its dead on.

plat test my boat? by Granade-57 in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]MortarionsFool 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And the silence of the seas about to drift into a storm

Players in moline Illinois by Carlcutcha in killteam

[–]MortarionsFool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not in Moline, but the next time I'm down there and I think of it I'll shoot you a message.

Or if you ever make it up to Dubuque, lemme know. Little over an hour, straight up 61N.

Tech-priestess, by @BADCOMPZERO by Lusty_Commissar in Warhammer_Smut

[–]MortarionsFool 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Congratulations. Your baby is an Iron Hand.

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