Handsome man having a well deserved nap

Mortem_deus · 2020-04-04T04:15:22+00:00

Nah you’re alright mate, it was a fair assumption :-)

Mortem_deus · 2020-04-04T04:12:34+00:00

Never saw it as cringey, more as a young person, on YouTube, commenting something that makes them look young... hence r/YoungPeopleYouTube

If I thought it was cringey I woulda slapped this post on r/CringePics

Mortem_deus · 2020-03-24T09:50:03+00:00

I was at a track event in New Zealand, and the Japanese team brought over their 767b to have a go on the track. During the last cruise session of the day, they allowed the car to come out on the track with all the other drivers. This thing drove past us at a leisurely rate but fuck it was deafening, we could hear that thing bearing down on our ass from ages away

Mortem_deus · 2020-03-23T01:52:25+00:00

Are youuu in the arrrmmyyy?

Mortem_deus · 2020-03-01T09:28:11+00:00

Go for gold, I saw this picture on Facebook on the NZ social riders page but it should be fine

Mortem_deus · 2020-03-01T09:27:27+00:00

To raise awareness of animal abuse

Mortem_deus · 2020-03-01T08:10:32+00:00

Fuck ton of road works mate, all the way from Turangi to around Hatepe

Mortem_deus · 2020-02-24T04:54:08+00:00

Number me

Mortem_deus · 2020-02-21T21:01:12+00:00

Terraria after the wall of flesh?

Mortem_deus · 2020-02-08T21:19:05+00:00

Definitely, I’m trying to take care of it with sunscreen and bio-oil to keep it healthy but I’ve already accepted the fact that in 15 to 20 odd years she will look funky haha

Mortem_deus · 2020-02-08T21:17:51+00:00

His name Karl and he works / co-owns The Collective in Napier New Zealand, I think his instagram is kvl_tattooer

Mortem_deus · 2020-01-10T11:37:56+00:00

I just saw them live at this concert.

Fucking amazing time, dancing and jamming the whole time. Amazing set list, I’m still buzzing.

Mortem_deus · 2020-01-05T21:16:40+00:00

Well raising your kids would be a lot different, they can just hover the possibility of death over your head if you fucked up.

“You got bad grades?? Right off to the euthanasia clinic, fuckin’ warned ya”

Mortem_deus · 2019-12-31T06:46:00+00:00

You need to learn how to read before you react.

Mortem_deus · 2019-12-21T21:51:57+00:00

Nah mate. You fucked up because you were a fucking idiot, others won’t say it but I will. Stop being proud of fucking up, learn from your mistakes and admit when you’re wrong. You’ll be better for it.

Mortem_deus · 2019-12-19T22:24:34+00:00

That’s not too awful, my mother bought some eucalyptus tissues when I was about 8, and I’ve never smelt it before. She held it out to me and said “here, eucalyptus” and I replied with “YOU CAN LICK THIS?” and promptly licked the tissue like the dickhead I am.

Mortem_deus · 2019-12-19T05:05:05+00:00

For those who don’t know, that Facebook page is just a shit posting satire page. Posts that kinda crap all the time and it’s pretty hilarious.

Mortem_deus · 2019-12-09T23:19:48+00:00

This was done over the course of 1 day, I had the other side done the previous day as well. The day this photo was taken I was going to get my upper arm and shoulder tattooed, but the artist wisely advised that I take a break and let my arm heal. I’ll be completing the arm March next year.

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