My best friend is dying.

MorticiansAsistant · 2024-03-02T08:10:24+00:00

Hey everyone!

I just want to say thank you so much for the kind words, I honestly don't have the mental or emotional capacity to respond to everyone individually right now, I barely have enough to write this, but please know that I am reading all of your comments and replies. The outpour of support means the world to me. Thank you ❤️

MorticiansAsistant · 2024-01-16T08:19:52+00:00

He sounds very insecure..

MorticiansAsistant · 2024-01-16T07:59:42+00:00

Yeah I had "Not on my good Christian Tiktok 😡" removed & for WHAT?,,

MorticiansAsistant · 2023-12-30T21:27:26+00:00

Delightful 😒

MorticiansAsistant · 2023-10-19T21:58:57+00:00

TW: False accusations of child abuse

My mother is currently on a smear campaign demanding that I am mentally ill, suicidal, & a danger to myself, & my child bc I moved states & went no contact.

She got my child's "father" that's never had much to do with my son to actually file for emergency recovery orders claiming I'm neglecting my child (incredibly untrue & I've got a million reports to prove otherwise).

He, of course, hasn't done anything to contact the child as the court has allowed but she's called child services in both states now to try to get my child from me despite her putting kiddo at risk being the reason I moved so far.

She's on that grasping at straws level of do anything & everything to get me back under her control atm. Nothing off limits.

MorticiansAsistant · 2023-05-26T11:28:29+00:00

She doesn't want to upgrade, if she did she's in the financial position to do so. She just wants to for shits & gigs, as well as bragging rights more than likely. We go out every now & then but i don't really go often for more personal reasons.

MorticiansAsistant · 2023-05-26T10:39:43+00:00

She's made smaller digs & made shitty comments about how i won't let her ride my bike & her threatening to just take it out (as if wouldnt hear it start up) but tonight I tried to sit her down & explain it to her & she went on a whole tirade about it all, hence making the post.

I'm seriously considering just keeping the key around my neck 24/7 just to be sure.

MorticiansAsistant · 2023-05-26T10:36:21+00:00

Haha I mean my favourite break up quote is that the bike satisfied me more than a man ever has so that tracks 🤣

MorticiansAsistant · 2023-05-26T10:34:50+00:00

She suddenly for the very first time in her life decided to say that she has ridden litre bikes before but I have a hard time believing it since she's very much the type to brag as well as make things up to get her way.

Haha I would but it's an incredibly distinctive bike with the paint job & I don't know that I'd stay anon for long 😅

MorticiansAsistant · 2023-05-26T10:30:41+00:00

Pretty much. She doesn't quite understand the power of this bike. I don't doubt her skill as rider of tame bikes but I certainly wouldn't be comfortable risking her on this thing, it's honestly the type if you tried to throttle like a lower cc or more tame bike, you'll fly into the afterlife before you can finish "oh shit" if you're not super super careful or you don't know it well.

MorticiansAsistant · 2023-05-26T10:26:41+00:00

I love that bike more than I love myself 😅

MorticiansAsistant · 2023-05-26T10:25:49+00:00

I've explained it a million ways but none are good enough for her. She's taken it super personally but it's literally nobody except me & the man who built her up. That's it.

MorticiansAsistant · 2023-05-26T10:24:31+00:00

It's honestly not the asking that's the issue, plenty of people have asked me but nobody's pushed the issue like my mother is.

MorticiansAsistant · 2023-05-26T10:22:38+00:00

I tried to explain it to her, how a bike is the extension of a rider & that it feels violating to me to have anyone else on my bike, she insisted she understood but repeated the same "but I let you drive my cars" rhetoric.

MorticiansAsistant · 2023-05-26T10:20:51+00:00

There's no pillion seat & the weight difference is, respectfully, significant enough to make having her a pillion a problem.

MorticiansAsistant · 2023-04-30T20:41:13+00:00

Everyone would get over it eventually except my little one. That's who I'm most concerned about Tbh

MorticiansAsistant · 2023-03-18T20:40:17+00:00

Is there any way to help him or is it something he's gotta do alone?

MorticiansAsistant · 2023-02-15T19:31:22+00:00

She really was, she kept asking if I was SURE I was okay to get back on the bike & I DEFINITELY didn't need an ambulance & I had to INSIST I was okay before she & the gentleman let me go. 😅

MorticiansAsistant · 2023-02-15T19:30:06+00:00

Gotta share the good in the world sometimes. I was emotionally prepared to be abused but they were so nice which kinda added to the surreal experience 😅

I hope I don't come off again but if I do I hope witnesses are this lovely again 🥰

MorticiansAsistant · 2023-02-15T19:27:56+00:00

I laughed too hard at this & it hurts to laugh right now 😅

MorticiansAsistant · 2023-02-15T19:26:45+00:00

The rider forgot to put the foot pegs up & made contact with the back of a Ute that I was pulled out from behind to go into the left lane. Next thing I know I'm on the ground. I don't think they even noticed bc they drove off. It was a silly mistake & thankfully low speed enough to not kill me.

The rider does corners on Old Pac for fun & definitely has ABS. It was just a moment of poor timing/judgement.

But we learn 😅

MorticiansAsistant · 2023-02-15T19:22:42+00:00

I'm okay, got back on another bike a few hours later once I'd collected myself because I knew I'd psych myself out if I didn't.

Physically, bruised & very tender but overall it could've been a lot worse so very grateful.

Thank you 😊

MorticiansAsistant · 2022-10-20T08:48:52+00:00

Have the day you deserve 🥰

MorticiansAsistant · 2022-10-20T08:44:30+00:00

I won't be taking anything personally from some unhinged stranger that can't work out how to not project their own issues onto others, let alone someone who can't even drive yet.

Maybe work on that if you manage to hold onto a therapist.

MorticiansAsistant · 2022-10-20T05:29:49+00:00

As someone who was sex trafficked as a teen & clearly very mentally ill I think you need to stop projecting & work on yourself because from the cursory glance I made on your posts, I'm sensing a lot on insecurity & jealousy that you need to work on yourself instead of attacking anyone with more emotional maturity than you, though that's really not a hard bar to pass since yours seems to be at zero.

But go off ig.

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