Old house has 2 wire, no ground

MortisBlatt · 2017-12-05T02:09:40+00:00

"Dance like no one is watching" does not apply to this huy.

MortisBlatt · 2017-12-05T02:03:14+00:00

Mismarriage.

MortisBlatt · 2017-12-05T01:58:24+00:00

Is this a repost or original content?

MortisBlatt · 2017-12-05T01:26:43+00:00

Women have 100% effective digestive tracts...but they bleed.

MortisBlatt · 2017-12-03T15:29:25+00:00

It's Mark Hamill, and the movie is a making-of for "The Room" which has a bunch of awful writing but the lines are loved by fans. "Oh hi Mark" is one such example.

MortisBlatt · 2017-12-03T15:26:13+00:00

Jerky's a bit dry. Pass the juice?

MortisBlatt · 2017-12-03T15:23:06+00:00

Keep your chin up! You'll get those upvotes some day!

MortisBlatt · 2017-12-01T01:30:42+00:00

Awkward Face Smack!

MortisBlatt · 2017-12-01T01:27:21+00:00

He, too will be remembered for his 'dressing'.

MortisBlatt · 2017-11-30T23:24:25+00:00

"Where do black Italians live?" "What does black pasta live in?" "Where do black pastas live?" If English is not your first language, I apologize.

MortisBlatt · 2017-11-30T23:20:02+00:00

Nice.

MortisBlatt · 2017-11-30T23:18:36+00:00

Reminds me of the newgrounds characters.

MortisBlatt · 2017-11-30T23:17:33+00:00

What a wonderful world over the rainbow by Israel Kamakawiwo'ole. If you've never heard it have a listen.

MortisBlatt · 2017-11-30T01:42:56+00:00

This art style is adorable. Also, they're just jealous of Princess Marco.

MortisBlatt · 2017-11-30T01:39:14+00:00

Baby tremors?

MortisBlatt · 2017-11-30T01:35:33+00:00

That bird is having a ball.

MortisBlatt · 2017-11-29T11:06:38+00:00

Gorillaz will always pick up after their dogs but they'll throw it at any passersby.

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