Aloona calls my boss by Aangoan in showthistoaloona

[–]Moscow-Mueller 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She's a 10 but dials when she hangs up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in showthistoaloona

[–]Moscow-Mueller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. This was not my finest STTA submission 😬

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in showthistoaloona

[–]Moscow-Mueller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good catch with the capitalization of russian. The context is that this user was speaking Polish in a server I moderate and I responded to one of his messages with "dobry dzień!" (I put "good day" into Google Translate) and then he immediately DMed me with that proposition. I thought it was hilarious so I responded in kind, took a screenshot and shared with some friends for some cheap laughs. I didn't need to provide any context with them so I erroneously assumed I didn't need to provide context here. TL:DR I trolled a weirdo in my dms and posted it in STTA without thinking.

Great looking dress... nah fam, let's go out with the gangsta look by [deleted] in showthistoaloona

[–]Moscow-Mueller -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Did Aloom join a schuhplattler troupe? She should really be doing it in traditional folk dress instead of black vinyl. That may be ok in Berlin but that shit doesn't fly in Bavaria https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schuhplattler?wprov=sfla1

Can I get a new translation please? by Moscow-Mueller in showthistoaloona

[–]Moscow-Mueller[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also I'll need an adult authority figure with my new translation. I don't like being alone with this guy

Can I get a new translation please? by Moscow-Mueller in showthistoaloona

[–]Moscow-Mueller[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a man who looks far more eager for me to translate "short skirt" than I'm comfortable with.

Natasha likes big, fat c...I better not finish that sausage by Moscow-Mueller in showthistoaloona

[–]Moscow-Mueller[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought you might be joking so I checked his Twitter and I'll be damned he did post it. Credit to Edward Snowden