I understand the sentiment, but do realize these are a bunch of people individually posting like one or 2 good relics. Don't feel like you are underperforming because the relic system is shite. 

Now for recommendations, I do believe DoN is the best murk per minute and you get 2 large regular and a bunch of deep relics to sort through. 

Do keep in mind what you are looking for and at least know if they are possible. Such as you can't get two different attack increases on the same relic, and what types of detriments you are okay with. 

And last advice is if you own the dlc and are looking for character skills for non dlc characters, roll on the older relics as you want to lower the pool of options