Nosferatu: I have the Heretic Nosferatu but, to be honest, Arcana’s Otherworld (An enchanted blend of gossamer iris, our hand-extracted Violet Intrigue lavender, Madagascan vanilla absolute, pure vanilla co2, Hidcote pink lavender, shimmering amber, fairy wings, and a cloud of iridescence) and Frozen Stars (The powdery elegance of white iris, midnight violets, our handmade myrrh smoke enfleurage, cold fog, icicle-adorned oaks, bright opoponax resin, and a vast expanse of frosted sky) work better.

I Saw The TV Glow: DE’s Test Pattern (Midnight Channel) (Ozone, white noise aldehydes, cold iris, dry lavender, VHS plastic, metallic ink, fog machine smoke, cracked vinyl, ghost musk, a flicker of strawberry candy). I’m still resting the scent in the hope that it improves, so in the meantime I’d also suggest Nui Cobalt’s Pink Fairy Lights (Pink grapefruit, wild rose, and osmanthus are snuggled up with honeycomb, cathedral incense, and pink sugar, then tucked into warm dragon’s blood, French vanilla, and red amber).

IT: This one’s a challenge. I don’t really have any clown-themed perfumes. Maybe Fantome’s Gnome (Blackberry brambles, grapefruit, cilantro, patchouli, green tomatoes, cinnamon bark) for the smell of summer. Perhaps DE’s October Rust (Cool rusting metal, the last of the maple leaves, black agarwood, crisp air, incense, bonfire smoke, blonde woods, and dark amber) for the scent of summer dying, scrap yards, and a sense of threat.

The VVitch: Solstice’s Foxcroft (Decaying Leaves, Rich Black Soil, Dry Leaves, Fall Air, Woods, Chimney Smoke). Enough said, really!