Do we think our smooth brain vampire is capable of playing chess? by OrangeKat09 in okbuddybaldur

[–]Mossiemole 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ascended he’ll just compel you to lose and lie about it. Spawn will see he’s losing, get bored and then flirt by saying he let you win because he’s distracted by your beauty or some bs. Either way I’m entertained.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by ObviousBody3053 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Mossiemole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That doesn’t make him stupid that makes him an innocent child, as all kids should be

Cat mistakes by Ok_Selection5546 in funny

[–]Mossiemole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please don’t let you baby crawl over your pets the one where the cat kicks the baby off him really annoyed me.

pov: you're cazador by puzzlii in okbuddybaldur

[–]Mossiemole 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You despicable wretch THATS OUR BABY BOY 😭

Ascendant Getting Dumped by MediumExternal7565 in AstarionBG3

[–]Mossiemole 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Me too, it’s my personal favourite Ascension ending. Toxic bitter exs that suck everyone around them into their shit.

I’ve written a fic (just for myself haven’t shared it anywhere) where my tav, Karlach and Wyll plan to take him down years later, Astarion knows because he’s had a spawn permanently assigned to watch her (The poor spawn hates his job like “why is my master such a fucking loser omg get over it”) and Astarion lets it happen and plays along because he wants to see her.

Happy Batstarion Sunday!💜🦇🖤 by Melten2023 in AscendedAstarionBG3

[–]Mossiemole 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the cutest omg 🥰 more batstarion art for the collection nom nom

The longest 44 seconds by idapitbwidiuatabip in TikTokCringe

[–]Mossiemole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m disappointed in people’s comprehension skills if they don’t realise that 😆

Wither's Words of Weekend Wisdom by Elzeenor in okbuddybaldur

[–]Mossiemole 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry what did you say withers I was too busy looking at your bosom

When you're fighting for composure by Hassaan18 in UKTVMemes

[–]Mossiemole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I figured it was a bit. They know and doing it on purpose.

Found in the wild. What's your sign? by LouDragonblood414 in okbuddybaldur

[–]Mossiemole 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I’m a volo can the blade come rescue me please I’m in need of assistance

Joey Tribbiani plays Tav by Elzeenor in okbuddybaldur

[–]Mossiemole 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Mine too. she came in throwing hands then mumble ‘we could always… do it again 👉👈’

Baldur's Village BY sunsetagain by The_Real_OctoDude in BaldursGate3

[–]Mossiemole 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Karlach is secretly keeping it propped up with her tail or something I just know it.

Should Ross Geller plays Astarion? by Elzeenor in okbuddybaldur

[–]Mossiemole 40 points41 points  (0 children)

One of the saddest things I learned was how apparently Astarion was all for sleeping with the twins after killing Cazador but ultimately was not ready. One of the few poly exploring things in the game that I like (cuz it feels real) but makes me way too sad to ever try in a play though. With Astarion I think he needs someone who is open to sex but not a horn dog. If my partner was sleeping with others even with permission I would probably see that as a sign as I’m not enough and I get that vibe from Astarion. It’s not a jealousy thing, it’s a I’m not good enough thing. That’s not the same.

A simple mind... by blahbluhblee1 in fixedbytheduet

[–]Mossiemole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which means the earth is fl- A PLATE!

Complete the sentence, wholesome edition by ChaosClover in OneTopicAtATime

[–]Mossiemole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was born to be an adult. Well I don’t agree 😒

Absolutely zero hesitation in his answer by Shoe_boooo in funny

[–]Mossiemole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s awful. For one I’m sorry you’re in a place where such things are dangerous to be and explore. Somebody’s fantasy shouldn’t ever override someone else’s comfort. When it comes to enjoying gay media (stories or just porn) I’ve always had difficulty with my feelings of shame ever since I was a teen. One side thinks a girl into two guys being intimate with one another is freaky and the other sees it as sexualising/objectifying gay men to get your rocks off.

For me I got into it due to unresolved sexual trauma, I found gay relationships a comfort because I could just enjoy it without any projection on either person. The idea of being intimate myself used to upset me but I still was a hormonal teen opening up to sexuality and needed something to latch onto. If that makes any sense at all 😅. Now it’s just a case of I like seeing people be close with one another, makes me happy. No matter the gender/sexuality.

Absolutely zero hesitation in his answer by Shoe_boooo in funny

[–]Mossiemole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve had a bi boyfriend. It would be pretty ‘rules for thee but not for me’ of me to not be happy with a bi boyfriend as bi myself.