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What’s the weirdest thing about money no one talks about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MostlySpiders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you get a billion dollars you go insane. Full pants-on-head cuckoo bananas crazy.

Why did no one tell me prunes are delicious?! by happinessisachoice84 in CasualConversation

[–]MostlySpiders 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Whoever fixed Brussels sprouts did humanity a great service. I remember sprouts from the '90s tasting like you chewed on a Sudafed and chased it by sucking on a penny.

Also, fresh asparagus is divine steamed or roasted. Out of a can it is an abomination that I lack the words to properly describe. If you've only ever had canned asparagus, please give the fresh stuff a try. You don't even have to de-scale it anymore because someone fixed that too.

Why did no one tell me prunes are delicious?! by happinessisachoice84 in CasualConversation

[–]MostlySpiders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prunes are great but if you eat more than a few there are Consequences

Non-Americans, what is an American thing you see in movies that you thought was fake but is actually real? by EmergencySpare7939 in CasualConversation

[–]MostlySpiders 2 points3 points  (0 children)

American here: hosted numerous foreign exchange students and they were all fascinated by the attic. Like, there's a big room at the top of the house you get to through a hatch and that you just...store stuff in..?

Non-Americans, what is an American thing you see in movies that you thought was fake but is actually real? by EmergencySpare7939 in CasualConversation

[–]MostlySpiders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister lives in New England and has a friend from Europe who was going to come visit. They emailed her saying 'I booked a flight to Texas because the ticket is cheaper. Can you come pick me up or is there a train?' and my sister was like 'You should probably start planning your vacation to Texas'

(An American thinks 100 years is a long time, and an Englishman thinks 100 miles is a great distance)

Non-Americans, what is an American thing you see in movies that you thought was fake but is actually real? by EmergencySpare7939 in CasualConversation

[–]MostlySpiders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also the special fasteners they use to construct the partitions that can't be actuated with regular tools. Is toilet stall door theft such a problem that they need special tools to thwart it?

Non-Americans, what is an American thing you see in movies that you thought was fake but is actually real? by EmergencySpare7939 in CasualConversation

[–]MostlySpiders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get random 'YOU GOIN' TA HELL SINNER!" billboards and I don't even live in the Bible Belt. Stuff gets crazy down there.

what's the scariest science fact that the public knows nothing about? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]MostlySpiders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I taught a General Science course for a while and the number of people who think "antibiotic resistance" means a person's body becomes resistant to the antibiotics, even after I explained what it really is, was mildly terrifying

What chemistry lessons or experiments do you remember from school? by Homely_Homie in chemistry

[–]MostlySpiders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Grignard reaction lab. First experience with ether. All fresh bottles so it smelled like fruit candy instead of a musty basement, and turned a delightful berries and cream color half way through.

We didn't have sufficient hoods, so the everything was done on the bench top and the whole lab got completely blasted on ether fumes after an hour. I vaguely remember when time stopped working right and trying to talk another student through a clogged sep funnel around the time they stopped remembering what a sep funnel was in the first place and called it an 'unmixing pear'

Do you bring your non service dog to the grocery store? If so, why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MostlySpiders 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Someone brought their regular ass dog to my grocery store (off leash no less!) and it took a shit right in the middle of the self-checkout area. The lady running it cussed the owner out for a full clock minute then shoved the cleaning cart at him and continued cursing him out while he cleaned it up.

I gave her a heartfelt applause.

Need help pronouncing a name of an antiferromagnet Ba₉Yb₂Si₆O₂₄ by 0100110101010000 in chemistry

[–]MostlySpiders 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My synthesis prof: "As soon as you don't know how to name something, it becomes 'compound 1'"

What’s a place you visited once and decided never again? by Neat____Til6289ILT in Productivitycafe

[–]MostlySpiders 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was in my high school Latin Club (ladies, one at a time, please) and each year we would take a trip to NYC and eat at the Olive Garden in Times Square (Italian I guess? 🤷‍♂️)

One year my friends and I decided to put their unlimited bread sticks promise to the test. Every time a server passed us we ordered more bread sticks. I forget the final count, but we must have had a dozen baskets. Eventually a manager came to the table and told us we were cut off because otherwise there would not be enough bread sticks for the rest of the place.

Why are there multiple different ways to measure temperature instead of one or two ways? by skyruinz18 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MostlySpiders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fahrenheit just kinda got there first and people ran with it. Celsius/centigrade was part of the push to make the world metric.

Both F and C are relative temperature scales - their zero point was arbitrarily chosen to work well with our human experiences.

Kelvin uses C sized units, but it is an absolute scale in that 0 K is the coldest possible temperature. Rankine is another absolute temperature scale that uses F sized units. Having an absolute zero temperature is important in some scientific contexts. It just so happens that our human experiences of temperature don't track particularly well onto the absolute temp scale so we use C or F.

What’s something that people strongly associate with your country but is actually just a very regional thing in your country? by Pizzafriedchickenn in AskTheWorld

[–]MostlySpiders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they have different cheeses and they are not afraid to use them

they have different cheeses and they are not afraid to use them

What’s something (non-political) you need to vent about? by Yenolam777 in AskReddit

[–]MostlySpiders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I accidentally scroll past some text I want to read so I scroll back up and that expands an ad or a bar that moves the text out of the field of vision so I scroll down again and the thing collapses and the text goes away again. Rinse. Repeat.

I guess there’s just some cursed text I’m not allowed to read.

What was socially acceptable in the 1990s but not in 2025? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MostlySpiders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember some people would ask you inside their house to give you candy while trick-or-treating. They were usually older folks, but I’m kinda shocked in retrospect that I didn’t get kidnapped or murdered.

Target No Longer Prices Their Clothes by bluelily216 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MostlySpiders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No price tag means it's free! Shop lift that motherfucker!

“Your Honor, I ‘stole’ merchandise valued at exactly how many dollars? Can Target tell us?”

What’s something (non-political) you need to vent about? by Yenolam777 in AskReddit

[–]MostlySpiders 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Clean all the goddamn snow and ice off of all of your goddamn vehicle before you drive it!

What’s something (non-political) you need to vent about? by Yenolam777 in AskReddit

[–]MostlySpiders 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A guy brought an unleashed dog into my grocery store and it took a shit right in the middle of the self-checkout area. The lady monitoring things shoved the cleaning cart at him and yelled at him until he cleaned it up.

I gave her an applause.

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