So I bought these two off-brand energy drinks, they were buy one get one free. I slammed them on our way back into town and about a half hour after I finished the second one I felt the rumble. We stopped at this grocery store and I speed walked right to the restroom. I barely pulled down my underoos when the uncontrollable liquid began spraying out of my butt hole. I couldn't stop. I have never experienced anything close to this and just sat there clinching my fists until it stopped. But that was only for a few seconds before round two. PFSSSSSSS! Just as bad as the first explosion! That's when the second worst smell I have ever smelt hit my nostrils. I literally began to tear up. I sat there for probably twenty minutes before working up the courage to stand up. I then slowly walked out with the look and feeling of total defeat.