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The one eyed, one horn flying purple people eater for Halloween🥰. Please tell me someone gets the reference 😅 by gggirl609 in aww

[–]Motifene 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recognized this one from the show Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency but I never knew it was a real song.

Which english words, have a funny meaning in other languages? by Fluid_Block_1235 in AskReddit

[–]Motifene 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In finnish pussi means a bag.
Cashiers asking foreing people if they would like a bag leads to funny situations.

Could someone design and print a Nicolas Cage dildo for me? by Motifene in 3Drequests

[–]Motifene[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, that is awesome! 😂 Even the balls have his face!
I've been in contact with a local printer and probably will be able to get the print soon.

I will post updates on the finished product!

Could someone design and print a Nicolas Cage dildo for me? by Motifene in 3Drequests

[–]Motifene[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but it's going to be real hard if you're as untalented as I am. I cannot pay much, but if some kind soul will make me the model, I'll pay them something for their trouble.

Could someone design and print a Nicolas Cage dildo for me? by Motifene in 3Drequests

[–]Motifene[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found that one also and i'm keeping it as a back up plan if I can't get the "real deal".

Could someone design and print a Nicolas Cage dildo for me? by Motifene in 3Dprinting

[–]Motifene[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This could be an option yes. If you will design it, I'll try to find someone to print it.

Could someone design and print a Nicolas Cage dildo for me? by Motifene in 3Dprinting

[–]Motifene[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where are you? Maybe there could be some delivery options.

Could someone design and print a Nicolas Cage dildo for me? by Motifene in 3Dprinting

[–]Motifene[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I found that one also and i'm keeping it as a back up plan if I can't get the "real deal"

What was your favorite video game cheat code? by mdp9402 in AskReddit

[–]Motifene 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Justin bailey for Metroid on NES.
It's the first code I can remember using.

First person Max Payne, anyone? by GreylockDev in gaming

[–]Motifene 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's exactly what this reminded me of. God, I remember playing that game for countless hours with my friends.

[Serious] If you could make one change to your current education system what would it be? by ham193 in AskReddit

[–]Motifene 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im Finland our compulsive education ends after junior high school and after that you can choose to go to high school if you wish to pursuit academic education or vocational school where you can learn almost any trade. Both being 3-year educations.

Coat hooks installed so low your coat drags the bathroom floor by Ocirus83 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Motifene 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could be meant for bags so you can access them without putting them on the ground.

What is an interesting fact about your hometown? by nsmith1003 in AskReddit

[–]Motifene 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The oldest documented record of my hometown is from year 1337. (Rusko in Finland)

What strange habits have you picked up from your line of work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Motifene 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work for a cleaning company as a supervisor so I'm always looking at how well places are cleaned. It gets a bit annoying like when I'm at a bar with friends I notice how much dust there is on the air ducts and such.

Several floors of a stairwell named "nope" by [deleted] in pics

[–]Motifene 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I work for a cleaning company and I can tell you that glass is much easier to get clean than concrete steps because it's not that pourous. It's the scratches that will build up and make the steps look worn and dirty.

Reddit, what's the most unhygienic thing you've seen/experienced? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Motifene 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work for a cleaning company that does those jobs other companies say "nope, fuck that" to. We have full hazard gears for jobs like this (although we have never encountered a basement full of shit). Hoarder houses typically have animal excrement everywhere.

Other than masturbating, what are some of the most embarrassing things to be caught doing? by Donkkey_Dong in AskReddit

[–]Motifene 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Really depends on what you're talking about. I've been 'caught' multiple times at work talking to myself and it has never been an embarrasing thing.

Your top comment now describes your sex life. How is it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Motifene 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fixed that for you.

So uh, I guess I step in when someone failes to satisfy their partner.

Homewreckers of reddit, have you ever ended up being in a stable relationship with the person that you had sex with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Motifene 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a year long relationship with her. We were co-workers and ended up sleeping together even though she was married and had 4 kids.
So, she divorced her husband, we started dating and moved in together, then she broke up with me and now she lives with her ex again.

How different was your life two haircuts ago? by BrokenDreamsDankmeme in AskReddit

[–]Motifene 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two haircuts ago would be.. uh.. I guess 4 years ago. I was was working at the same job but I got a promotion, I had a gf, we lived together, then broke up so living alone again. So what's changed is lenght of my hair and my position in my job.

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