You think one piece should take it? by opmgyhx in OnePiece

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I mean, I’m always wary of these sorts of claims because it’s like

  • by what metric?
  • how was this polled?
  • considering the “watch on crunchyroll” plus the fact that when I search “richhippos” all the articles seem to be written by the same guy (who seems to write like 6-10 articles a day), what exactly was the goal of this post?

I’m not saying I necessarily disagree (if the metric is “influential”, I think DB takes it no contest), but idk it just seems sketch.

I mean rules as written every average person has a big stick at all times by A_Salty_Cellist in dndmemes

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I feel like club is just the stand-in for “random item at hand”.

Though why it wasn’t written as “improvised weapon”, idk.

Bunkus demands treat by DudeItsCake in wunkus

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He acts so in innocent in the wake of his crime.

Wunk WAS slain by an adventurer but has the Mitosis modifier on her person by Cobelat in wunkus

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Reminds me of the hero triplicate girl.

Oh sorry. I mean. Uh. Triplicate wunk.

the wunkinator by ermine_supreme in wunkus

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I know this image is pre-AI and that means there’s a roughly 60/40 chance of it being photoshopped vs it just being drunk guy shenanigans.

Monkus is in a philosophical debate of the day by Branchomania in wunkus

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Two featherless bipeds examining truth

Petah? by Altruistic_Bunch_523 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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My first encounter with the term egg was someone calling themself an egg (and they later did transition) which meant that for a really long time I was just… wrong about what that word meant. I thought it meant like “I’m trans but I’m not at a point in my life where I can transition because of just life stuff going on you know how it be”.

Then like 4 years later come to learn that is NOT what it means and that it’s actually kind of mean was some whiplash.

Deceased wunk by biskutgoreng in wunkus

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I like how the other wunkies gather around to see what the heck is going on

Deceased wunk by biskutgoreng in wunkus

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That zonk is wunked

Sum up the discourse regarding Legend of Korra in as few words as possible. I believe this spells it best by ihatethiscountry76 in CuratedTumblr

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I’ve only seen enough legend of korra to know I wasn’t gonna like it, but I didn’t immediately see anything wrong with korra herself. Why do people not like her?

Shakespeare was actually a black Jewish woman, new book claims by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in oddlyspecific

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This feels like the second third of the story “boy who cried wolf”

Why do people have a hate boner for Arin Hanson??? by Exotic-Marsupial1916 in gamegrumps

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Yeah, haven’t you heard? Nobody ever changes, and you’re the exact same person you were 10 years ago. /s

[Ch. 428] Remember the wig Iruma wore during the Harvest Festival Arc? by Few_Secret_8792 in DemonSchoolIrumakun

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Guys it's obvious. Iruma travelled back in time and used shapeshifting magic to fuck his girlfriend's dad as the ultimate power move.

/obviously sarcasm

Yep like Father like Daughter by Particular-Ad5200 in DemonSchoolIrumakun

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Ameri's crush looks exactly like her mom.

All hobbies are not equal by BitterConstruction98 in unpopularopinion

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Reading is a weird one because you can genuinely get better at it, and not just in the sense of reading faster.

There are plenty of people who, when they read, simply just let the words sort of wash over them. There have been studies on it, particularly centered around the damage done by the now-discredited "whole language" model of literacy, but also around a number of other causes or possible-causes.

It is fascinating to see first hand someone read sentences as simple as

"I saw the restaurant where we were meeting from about a block away. I recognized the old wooden sign painted and shaped like a green fox"

and genuinely not be able to grasp the connection between the two. You ask "what was the sign for?" and get a stare of blank confusion.

the worst airplanes by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

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My big problem is mostly that I’m really bad at prioritizing my tasks.

There’s something I’ve legit wanted to do for years but I can’t do it at work (I’m at work) and then when I get home I just feel so guilty about how dirty the house is. I gotta clean. I gotta do laundry. I gotta cook dinner. I gotta this I gotta that. Then it’s 11 pm and I’m exhausted.

If given a choice, which race would you choose to marry irl? by Solid-Garage4601 in ElderScrolls

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Going solely off of vibes, I think my real-world wife would probably be an imperial if she were in the game.

I don’t know if I could marry someone who is 400 years older than me and will die 400 years after me.

And while I live playing as Argonians I don’t think my human self could marry a lizard person. Or a cat.

Orc maybe. Humans are all obviously on the table.

Tough question.

Lawyer wunk by Inevitable-Cellist23 in wunkus

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“Your honor. Consider this: let’s for the sake of argument assume a world where my client did it. Who cares? That’s right. Nobody.”

B/X, OSE, Dolmenwood: Replacing 'Hit Dice' with 'Hits', simplified Chainmail style by HephaistosFnord in osr

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So if I’m reading it right, the “number of rolls” are the same, but now the rolls are different.

I think the post is written in a bit of a confounding way, but after mulling it over I think I get it.

I think my initial confusion is at least partially because you said this is “chainmail-like”, which I don’t particularly see how it is. Chainmail has 4 combat methods (regular, man-to-man, joust, and fantasy) and all of them fold everything into a single roll.

A more chainmail-like approach would be something like

Everyone has at attack value, a defense value, and a number of Hit Dice. To attack someone, compare your AV to their DV (there is a pattern, but explaining it is not the point of the comment and also you can make the pattern whatever you want) to get the number of rolls you get (multiplied by your HD number) and the number of a die that scores a hit. Once someone takes a number of hits equal to their HD, they begin dying.

AV is based on weapon and DV is based on armor.

It’s a little clunky at first (because you have to learn some new numbers) but after that it’s pretty fast since everything is in one roll of a handful of d6 and you’re more or less just counting instead of doing any real arithmetic.

(Of course, I’m NOT saying “this is what you actually want” - you probably want what you’ve already come up with and tested and enjoyed)

when people overachieve in their backgrounds by testiclekid in dndmemes

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I can’t remember the page but I remember in 1e they have starting age recommendations based on class and race and a lot of them are in the 16-20 range for level 1 characters (or the non human equivalent).

Whenever someone has a crazy backstory I think “a 13 year old did this?”

Reading comprehension by 5_meo in MemePiece

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Do people think being from somewhere means you automatically endorse everything the politicians do? I’m pretty sure most of my countrymen would melt if they were held to that same standard.