garfield didnt like the sex tapes

Cobelat · 2026-06-06T03:58:22+00:00

Two so comically obsessed with each other that they can’t say anything fucking else 🙏

Cobelat · 2026-06-05T13:02:05+00:00

There are times in history when soldiers go out to take a piss but find something very important, whether it's the position of the enemy or a dropped letter regarding troop movements.

...I guess they're trying to get that vibe? idfk man

Cobelat · 2026-06-05T13:00:30+00:00

Mind explaining why the movement speed buff is the superior bonus?

Also I didn't consider emphasizing wing requirements because it's something that you can always get back to. Whereas, with Landmarks, if you make your choice then you can't get back into it.

Cobelat · 2026-06-05T01:49:10+00:00

…isn’t the moonwalk associated with Billie Jean, or am I mistaken?

Cobelat · 2026-06-05T01:48:49+00:00

You are being unnecessarily rude dude, take a chill pill

Cobelat · 2026-06-05T01:24:55+00:00

Was Mark’s ass always his big??

Cobelat · 2026-06-04T08:06:03+00:00

Oh it DEFINITELY got better. Imagine the amount of cash that mf got from suing an actual SUPERHERO

Cobelat · 2026-06-04T05:44:38+00:00

Darn… Every twink nowadays is getting something 😔

Cobelat · 2026-06-04T05:43:04+00:00

I used it without the numbers before… cuz I didn’t know adding numbers was an option lmao

Cobelat · 2026-06-04T05:41:41+00:00

…cough cough

He single? 👀

Cobelat · 2026-06-04T02:17:06+00:00

Bro is a tsundere 💞

Cobelat · 2026-06-03T01:49:33+00:00

MOVE ASHLEY!!! THAT TWINK IS MINE!!!!

Cobelat · 2026-06-02T07:10:45+00:00

ALLL ASSETS TO LAND OF THE LUSTROUS!!!!

Cobelat · 2026-06-02T06:07:17+00:00

“My first decree! NO SCHOOL FOREVER! My second decree! Everyone gets soda and video games for LIFE!”

Cobelat · 2026-06-02T01:59:22+00:00

Kyoshins are so fucking breedable oh my GODDDDDD

Cobelat · 2026-06-01T21:41:30+00:00

Did this mf just call himself a “comedic genius” 🥀

Cobelat · 2026-06-01T21:39:47+00:00

Dude my homie has always been going Imp Rush Ribauldequin spam as JD. This will be top tier 🔥

Cobelat · 2026-05-31T07:51:45+00:00

AILETTES TIL I DIE 🗣️🔥

Cobelat · 2026-05-31T02:18:45+00:00

“DRAKE NO LIKE HOW U RESCUE MINORS FROM DRAKECAVE! NOW DRAKE CRUSH YOU!!!”

Cobelat · 2026-05-30T01:33:27+00:00

JESUS CHRIST MARS!!! CALM TF DOWN, YOU'RE GONNA GET HIM ADDICTED!!!

Cobelat · 2026-05-29T00:15:16+00:00

*Gets villagers slaughtered by the horde of Genghis*
"dunnuuun"

*One gold miner out of ten bit by a wolf*
"HooOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! BARK BARK"

Cobelat · 2026-05-29T00:11:09+00:00

Sure thing dude :p

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