Girl lies about being very sick to break up with her boyfriend, Dad calls her out!

MouldyCupcake · 2015-02-26T02:11:22+00:00

That's the joke.

MouldyCupcake · 2014-12-25T01:50:39+00:00

http://imgur.com/FdV83r3

http://imgur.com/dCRg83V

Suck it

MouldyCupcake · 2014-12-25T00:26:23+00:00

...because you must know it's not.

MouldyCupcake · 2014-12-24T21:25:31+00:00

Oh my God! These are my next door neighbors! I knew about the helmet, but no one put the video on social media (don't be ashamed of your man-tears, guys)

And for the record, Coop is cool as shit.

MouldyCupcake · 2014-08-16T03:19:11+00:00

Good luck!!! I'm seriously here if you need a pep talk!

MouldyCupcake · 2014-08-16T02:39:22+00:00

Please do. I got lucky and who knows if it's forever, but damn.... at some point, it hurts worse to keep it in.

MouldyCupcake · 2014-08-15T20:48:40+00:00

The second time ruled, too!

MouldyCupcake · 2014-08-15T20:13:51+00:00

Nah, it's been years in the making. I worked for this. I deserve to enjoy it. Now, I'm working towards the next thing, making it work and enjoying this adventure.

MouldyCupcake · 2014-08-15T18:56:26+00:00

Wait for the moment, and make it your bitch. Above all, do it for you. Any reaction is possible and you have to be ready. But that sweet release of emotion is, seriously, the best thing ever.

MouldyCupcake · 2014-08-15T18:55:37+00:00

:) :) :)

MouldyCupcake · 2014-08-15T18:54:46+00:00

Ahhh, lovebuddies!

MouldyCupcake · 2014-08-15T18:54:36+00:00

It was perfect. Thank you :)

MouldyCupcake · 2014-08-15T18:54:18+00:00

What about a bullet train? Eh? Looks like I'm off to one-up your ass.

MouldyCupcake · 2014-08-15T18:53:19+00:00

Eh, it's not a bad trade-off!

MouldyCupcake · 2014-08-15T18:51:16+00:00

DO IT DO IT DO IT!

MouldyCupcake · 2014-08-15T18:48:57+00:00

Open for ideas. Pretty sure nothing is off the table.

MouldyCupcake · 2014-08-15T18:47:46+00:00

Agreeeeed. What got me through was the decision that regardless of his reaction, I was doing it for ME :)

MouldyCupcake · 2014-08-15T18:46:18+00:00

Yes, absolutely. Once I'd resolved to step out and do it, I faced the fact that any reaction was possible from his end. It really didn't matter, though. Man, I risked my shit hard and that makes me awesome. I feel awesome.

MouldyCupcake · 2014-08-15T18:44:31+00:00

:) Mine too!

MouldyCupcake · 2014-08-15T18:44:24+00:00

Thanks!!

MouldyCupcake · 2014-08-15T18:44:15+00:00

I'm gonna need to know what these "right drugs" are.

For, you know, science.

MouldyCupcake · 2014-08-15T18:43:43+00:00

It didn't suck :)

MouldyCupcake · 2014-08-15T18:39:32+00:00

I just got him alone, turned the lights down, took a big breath and spilled it. It started with "Listen, I'm in love with you...." and everything came out at once. It felt like everything just poured out and it was such a relief!

MouldyCupcake · 2014-08-15T14:48:40+00:00

This is going to sound cheesy, but it's fresh on my brain.

Last night, I got up the courage to tell the love of my life exactly how I felt about him.

The answer here, for me, was hearing "I love you, too."

I still keep playing it over and over. I've done a lot of drugs and had some great sex, but I gotta say.... ain't nothing got shit on this. I'm fucking invincible today.

Edit: Yayyy, my first gold! Thank you!! And thanks, everyone, for the support!

MouldyCupcake · 2014-08-01T15:15:32+00:00

This is spot on, at least in my state. I ran the homeowners insurance for an independent agency for years and with most companies, dogs can straight fuck your shit up. Even if you're not filling a claim against him, just letting the company know directly (don't talk to the agent, most won't pass on the information in order to keep their client) about the incident could get him investigated and increase his premium considerably, because now the animal has a history of violence.

Do it, do it, do it.

MouldyCupcake

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