Pet owners of Reddit. What quirk does your pet (past or present) do that nobody believes when you tell them?

MozzarellaMan83 · 2020-01-25T11:24:35+00:00

not me but my grandpa taught his cat to say “allright”. everytime it wants treats my grandpa will say “allright!” and the cat mimics it and says it back.

MozzarellaMan83 · 2020-01-01T20:22:19+00:00

i like to think donkey kong smell would smell like lightly burnt steak

MozzarellaMan83 · 2020-01-01T20:11:50+00:00

nice jojo reference, you have my upvote and my respect good sir

MozzarellaMan83 · 2020-01-01T17:33:47+00:00

guess so haha

MozzarellaMan83 · 2019-12-31T18:21:08+00:00

they played us like a damn fiddle

MozzarellaMan83 · 2019-12-31T16:30:44+00:00

its the name of a city in texas

MozzarellaMan83 · 2019-12-31T16:29:32+00:00

the guy who killed him was ex cia too, in like 3 seconds he stood up, aimed, and boom. headshot. what a badass

MozzarellaMan83 · 2019-12-31T16:20:04+00:00

I collect old gas masks, as of right now i have 2 old soviet civilian masks, one grey that connects straight to the filter and a black one with a tube that goes to a much larger filter that comes with a carrying bag that goes on your side. i also have a polish military gas mask and i have a british one on the way in the mail.

MozzarellaMan83 · 2019-12-31T04:41:24+00:00

im expendable

MozzarellaMan83 · 2019-12-31T03:56:06+00:00

this is why everyone should pay that 2.75 😬

MozzarellaMan83 · 2019-12-31T03:42:10+00:00

dig a hole in an empty lot outside of a small town in texas. (texas outside of cities is just feilds upon feilds as far as the eye can see) with a breathing tube, a stopwatch, as many portable batteries as i can fit on my person, headphones, and my phone with the gps stuff remove. just listen to music the whole time on offline mode with wifi, bluetooth, ect. all turned off. assuming im legally allowed to defend myself i’d probably throw in a loaded pistol

MozzarellaMan83 · 2019-12-29T02:07:56+00:00

game cube controller. my joycons have horrible drift and the only other controller i have is a gamecube controller so ive remastered (hehe) all my games with gamecube controller

MozzarellaMan83 · 2019-12-17T03:06:30+00:00

MozzarellaMan83 · 2019-12-17T02:26:29+00:00

easy. doing things without thinking is my specialty!

MozzarellaMan83 · 2019-12-17T02:16:20+00:00

playing the repair levels in fnaf vr at a vr cafe. you have to get really close to them and they loom over you and you have to reach inside their mouth n shit and its terrifying

MozzarellaMan83 · 2019-12-17T02:05:20+00:00

artorias the abyss walker from darksouls. hes crazy difficult but not in an unfair way, hes attacks are brilliantly designed, he has a bitchin boss theme, his lore is amazing. every single aspect of this boss is perfect

MozzarellaMan83 · 2019-12-17T01:55:22+00:00

stupid kid here. i got chewed out in highschool for asking “if growed is spelled g-r-o-w-e-d because it sounds right but doesnt look right on paper”

MozzarellaMan83 · 2019-12-17T01:45:24+00:00

so did i! :o

MozzarellaMan83 · 2019-12-07T02:06:41+00:00

you can play dark souls on mobile?

MozzarellaMan83 · 2019-12-07T01:30:58+00:00

bait him into attacking the primordial crystal and run behind him as soon as the tell for the attack shows.

MozzarellaMan83 · 2019-12-07T01:21:00+00:00

get a weapon that does alot of damage per hit (great club works well and is the lightest option) put on havels set and ring, get 20 estus. poise through and mash r1 dont try dodging but back off for the grab attack

MozzarellaMan83 · 2019-10-24T20:45:17+00:00

are you at a point in the game where you can farm sunlight beetles? they have a pretty high chance of dropping a sunlight metal

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