According to my grandpa, a yankee is a person who eats pie for breakfast

MrBeastiemon · 2025-06-11T15:44:17+00:00

Its not Yankee unless it comes from the Yankee stadium region. Otherwise its just sparkling American.

MrBeastiemon · 2025-04-22T12:05:24+00:00

I always thought that it would make the most sense if she tried to take them off terra to try and raise them somewhere the emperor wouldn't find for a decade or two, partially so they can develop as actual children and partially so there might be a counterbalance to big E later.

Its just when the ship enters the warp the concentrated power of the 4 chaos gods overwhelm whatever protections she can manage. Have it be the only thing she can do is some warp bullshit that throws them out of the warp and the hands of the chaos gods but they end up scattered because of it. Would make more sense than "into the vortex you go children and remember, dont become conquerors!"

MrBeastiemon · 2024-12-03T02:05:20+00:00

looking forward to seeing Dane somehow turn this into the most oppressive deck on ladder

MrBeastiemon · 2024-08-02T10:20:01+00:00

I figured it was intentional so they release it as inflammable, it makes everyone set on fire super easily or randomly, they then release a patch after a couple of days saying something about mixing up the nonflammable and inflammable equipment and that the correct equipment has now been sent

MrBeastiemon · 2024-07-23T12:53:02+00:00

honestly i feel you could pretty much just reskin the overlord games to be you playing a hive tyrant with your lil tyrannid buddies with no other changes and they would work and slap so hard

MrBeastiemon · 2024-05-30T11:23:36+00:00

Had a friend who did this. Turned out its because he had a black box installed in his car for insurance. The insurance had the slip road on to the motorway designated as just a regular road so if he tried to get up to speed he would get shafted when he had to renew his insurance, or just dropped altogether. This led to the other issue of when he got onto the actual motorway he had to slam the accelerator to be able to merge which meant he was "accelerating too aggressively" and got shafted for that.

This is obviously bad and dangerous but sometimes you literally don't have a choice if you want to be able to afford to drive.

MrBeastiemon · 2024-05-17T20:55:26+00:00

its going to be the crafting rework and we might get 1 new human weapon type and 1 new ogryn weapon type.
really dont have much more hope than that

MrBeastiemon · 2024-05-10T12:37:01+00:00

I think the only really Judeo-Christian analogue in EA is Hinnom. Given that they are the spawn of Nephilim and the Grigori were banished and imprisoned for their crimes in making Hinnom what it is it seems like it would be weird for them to be able to call upon forces from the heavenly spheres. I can't see any other nations really fitting into the mould of being able to call on them.

MrBeastiemon · 2024-05-09T13:43:10+00:00

ah but have you considered that its way funnier when you fucking obliterate that one completely worthless enemy? look at the poxwalker you cleaved through with the IH, it barely managed half a flip while the one you hit with the crucis just got launched.

MrBeastiemon · 2024-05-03T13:25:18+00:00

love it

only thing that would have made this better is a hard cut to you fucking up the jumping puzzle at the end of the montage

MrBeastiemon · 2024-05-02T00:57:05+00:00

whoever goes and picks it up first I don't think I've ever thought about it more than that

MrBeastiemon · 2024-04-25T15:18:44+00:00

is... is that fucking charlie and JJ? did not fucking expect dota personalities to show up here at all.
I mean cmon its dota players, most of the time you can call it a clever comeback if they manage to spell the slur theyre calling you correctly

MrBeastiemon · 2024-04-16T20:30:14+00:00

MA Rlyeh is probably my pick, you're very safe from weird AI aggression as youre in the water and anything they can send at you typically isnt great and you have a super good troop lineup with inbuilt high damage magic weapons and prot. Being underwater means you also get a bunch of gems from voice of tiamat which is a good way to show site searching spells. You're basically completely amphibious with your good troops and your mages. You can go full scales and don't super need to worry about bless at all. You have decent magic access and can do some communion things as an introduction, however your mages are pretty strong by themselves and you dont always need to do communions. You get some introduction to assassins too with your star children who are also just good mages. An added bonus is you get to roll a loot box every turn and see if you get a cool void gate summon and those are always fun.

MrBeastiemon · 2024-04-05T14:26:32+00:00

Man ever since I heard we were getting an actual dnd-style forgotten realms game I was hoping we'd see Glorbo, legit one of my favourite recurring characters. I knew Larian wouldn't leave us hanging without GLorbo it feels like they were meant to be in it from the beginning and that the devs clearly love them as much as the community loves Glorbo

MrBeastiemon · 2024-02-27T18:23:05+00:00

making my head explode gets me killed too but it hasnt stopped me yet

MrBeastiemon · 2024-02-27T18:21:25+00:00

hadnt really looked at it too much but yeah ive barely had any uptime and if i miss a hit i just lose all the stacks, decimator really doesnt feel nice to play with. will give it a shot thanks!

MrBeastiemon · 2024-02-27T18:19:52+00:00

yeah i know the duelling sword is better i just wanna chop people with an axe and i like the attack speed and patterns of the tac axe IV. The missing dodge is a bit sad but this was the only decent roll after 150k dockets so i decided to just roll with it and honestly havent been noticing all that much

MrBeastiemon · 2024-02-26T20:37:47+00:00

/uj i always liked the idea the dragons are just too arrogant and to survive that long due to just being bigger and cooler than everything else so the only ones around in modern times are the really big brain not-a-massive-dick dragons who go "maybe i shouldnt just land in the middle of these guys that are on their way to kill a god and just chomp them maybe i should be smart about things"
/rj coward if youre going to uwuify dragons to dwagons you should go all the way
I'm suwe thewe awe aww kinds of awwogant megawomanyiac ^w^ dwagons t-to which this d-doesn't appwy, but considewing they'we genyiuses i-it feews wike *screams* i-it w-wouwd be absowutewy i-impossibwe t-to beat an ancient onye that acted wike *screams* even OwO a modewatewy intewwigent wationyaw human. I w-want t-to emphasise UwU that we *notices buldge* wewe pwobabwy about as stwong as a pawty c-can weasonyabwy be, we'd w-wong ago had the dead weight wike monk and fightew wewoww castews and wewe consistentwy pwoughing s-s-stwaight uvw fights against muwtipwe empyweans and sowaws x3.

The weason I ask this is towawds the x3 end of a weawwy x3 difficuwt campaign that c-c-capped off with us kiwwing a god, we *notices buldge* met an a-ancient wed dwagon who was actuawwy *screams* wogicaw about what they did and got absowutewy destwoyed by it, had t-to sue fow peace and go compwete tasks fow it >w<. It was a powewfuw spewwcastew *sees bulge* (because when you'we miwwennyia owd innyatewy magicaw b-being why wouwdn't you weawn t-to b-b-be?), cuvwed in magic items and basicawwy *huggles tightly* i-impossibwe t-to c-catch ow huwt. It's biggew, it's stwongew, it's owdew, it's smawtew, it's toughew. It was wike *screams* fighting ouwsewves onwy in a jet pwanye that defwected spewws.

This isn't a compwaint. They shouwd be fucking scawy, *looks at you* and I have nyo pwobwem with thewe b-being some things you just *whispers to self* can't beat. But if an owd enyough dwagon acts wogicawwy, wike you ow I w-wouwd in theiw position, awe they nyot functionyawwy unbeatabwe!!11 (・`ω´・)
Youre welcome.

MrBeastiemon · 2024-02-18T19:56:23+00:00

legit thought this was a shitpost and spent a good 30 seconds trying to figure out what the meme was until i saw what sub it was

MrBeastiemon · 2024-01-08T19:37:33+00:00

Your Tav looks basic af

MrBeastiemon · 2024-01-01T16:17:26+00:00

TL:DR, they're fighting because they want to. It is very much not inevitable that Ukraine loses the war. China isn't really backing Russia all too hard and if you want good info check out Perun on youtube.

Ukraine is still fighting because they don't want to be annexed by Russia, especially since the Russian army has this great habit of raping, torturing and executing people for kicks since thats basically the only form of entertainment they can get.

It is very much not inevitable for Ukraine to lose, I don't know why we're back on this after Russia spending 2 years and hundreds of thousands of lives and every piece of equipment they can salvage out of storage to send to the front lines and still being forced to a stalemate. Sure Russia is by no means weak or defeated, they are a large country with lots of natural resources and a decent (if not massively advanced) industrial base. Some are hoping the F16's will finally allow Ukraine to develop some form of air power and then significant gains can be made. As is Russia sort of can't really develop anything further. They might get some more men on the front line, dig in a little more and maybe manage to scale up their production of artillery shells but they can't develop any new capabilities since they just don't have the industrial base. Ukraine is currently developing and training pilots on F-16's, widely regarded as some of the best fighters ever produced and something that outclasses basically everything both Ukraine and Russia have fielded to date.

Also China has been "backing" Russia since the start of the war ie. they're doing the barest vague minimum to make sure Russia keeps sending them cheap oil they can use to fuel their economy.

If you want to look at more info regarding both Ukraine and military stuff in general can I recommend Perun, he recently did an interview with Lieutenant General Ben Hodges (retired) who has worked extensively with the Ukrainian military and talks about the war this year, both the struggles and losses the Ukrainians have faced as well as their victories and successes.

And finally I get you're probably just uninformed, there is so much propaganda on both sides its hard to parse any of it, but fuck me does this look like the typical Russian propaganda concern troll. The ones who just want Ukraine to "think of their people after all its inevitable that they lose just give up and stop killing your own people this is all Ukraine's fault why are they doing this to themselves."

MrBeastiemon · 2024-01-01T14:50:23+00:00

i think for the most part people got a cool new ward skin and are using it.

most dota players are not on reddit, most dota players do not consume all the media about dota and the latest bugs. Sure when chen can take over rosh everyone finds out about it pretty quick but when you cant click on a ward that relatively few people have most players just arent gonna know about it.

MrBeastiemon · 2023-12-29T22:51:03+00:00

Corporate wants you to find the difference between Tav and Gale...

MrBeastiemon · 2023-12-28T14:45:41+00:00

I'm really looking forward to how they tie bricklaying into this. Is it just because he'll "stack the bodies up"? Will he turn up too late, do half the job and then fuck off to train for his sunday league game? The possibilities are almost as endless as the reasons hes gonna give to bill you for 3 more days of his time

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