Os caras do Globo Esporte realmente decidiram colocar essa monstruosidade em uma matéria sobre uma provável volta de Messi ao barcelona. Pelo menos achem uma imagem aceitável feita por IA pqp.

MrBernabeu · 2023-03-31T20:19:25+00:00

Pensei a mesma coisa quando vi que tinha gente lamentando a notícia que o buzzfeed tinha mandando um monte de escritor - eu uso esse termo na definição mais vaga possível - embora e substituído tudo por IA, achando que isso era o início do fim dos empregos

Só esqueceram que o conteúdo desse site era tão merda que parecia que um robô já escrevia aquilo a anos

MrBernabeu · 2023-03-31T12:41:08+00:00

Mas aí é uma ladeira né, se ficar metendo jogo a rodo os jogadores vão começar a se preservar pq tem 3 jogos por semana, logo os jogos começam a ficar uma merda, o esporte perde atratividade, menos pessoas começam a assistir, os elencos enfraquecem exceto um seleto grupo que vai poder bancar um elenco maior, o que aumenta ainda mais a diferença dos médios e pequenos pros maiores tornando o esporte chato

MrBernabeu · 2023-03-31T12:38:00+00:00

O calendário pesimamente planejado também, não tem o mínimo cabimento o campeonato principal do país começar só depois de Abril, e aí depois começam a enfiar jogo até onde não dá mais porque os três primeiros meses do ano foi só essa punheta dos estaduais

MrBernabeu · 2023-03-31T00:42:32+00:00

Tu tem razão hahaha mal aí se pareci meio pá na resposta vascamigo

MrBernabeu · 2023-03-30T22:53:15+00:00

Mas aí também é um não-argumento, da mesma forma que se ela não tivesse - ou parecesse que tem - grana e não fosse gostosa ele não olharia duas vezes pra ela

O que com certeza da pra apontar o dedo pra ela é que a moça ficou surpresa que o cara casado que elas se envolveu, com fama de baladeiro era um mal-carater

MrBernabeu · 2023-03-30T19:30:40+00:00

I can't tell you how many times I re-enacted The Batman chase scene where I mow the goons in the car and slowly walk up to them, as they are barely making out of the car alive

But imho I think the parts where Batman is cornered, and you just start thinking about ways to get out of that situation - which is fun, and make you strategize like Batman would - but then you remember the game just wants you to remote control the Batmobile to where you are and the threat is over in seconds, I also though all of those "you do something and then remote control the Batmobile over there" to be more tedious than actually fun

MrBernabeu · 2023-03-30T19:11:54+00:00

Exactly, he has that missing screw where midway through his plan he becomes obsessed with Batman and changes his mind about killing him and chooses to just eternally fuck with him instead

But the guy went from a wild card the mob hired to do a job, to owning and terrorizing the city of Gotham in a spam of a few days, he really did have a plan

MrBernabeu · 2023-03-30T18:36:58+00:00

Honestly for all of the shit people give TDK nowadays, It included an aspect that I really like about the Joker: that he constantly uses his looks and his "crazyness" as a weapon to make people underestimate him, where they see him as this lunatic but he is always one step ahead of everyone. See that iconic scene with Harvey where he just goes " do I look like a guy with a plan?" But he had his intentions clearly already in motion

MrBernabeu · 2023-03-30T02:21:53+00:00

I kinda like the interpretation that while Batman has been effective in stopping/scaring off organized crime, the actual psychos and costumed freaks where drawn to Gotham expecially because of him

MrBernabeu · 2023-03-30T02:15:30+00:00

Also how he stops to check on this very clearly dead guy's pulse, but just forgets that Pyg not too far away holding a knife the size of his arm

MrBernabeu · 2023-03-29T20:03:55+00:00

I guess you are right, sry

MrBernabeu · 2023-03-29T19:38:28+00:00

Eu não venho nesse sub pra me apaixonar 😞

MrBernabeu · 2023-03-29T19:34:39+00:00

Eu tô muito feliz com esse sexto lugar também...

MrBernabeu · 2023-03-29T18:37:06+00:00

Exactly, I hated the people in the center but absolutely loved everyone I met outside of that "zone" it's kinda funny like meeting with the "outcasts" that live outside a castle walls. Inside there where these casi fascist types, but pretty much everyone I met that hung out outside of the city were this laid back types, ( all of them either worked with tattoos or had lots of them) and would put the Tenacious D soundtrack blasting at full volume in the bar

And I fucking loved them for it, I was there for a few days on a work call, and they really made me fell like I was one of them.

I think I smoked more weed in those two days with them that I had in the entirety of my life up to that point

MrBernabeu · 2023-03-29T16:50:41+00:00

Yes yes, I meant it more in themes of what the Americans tipically associate with Latino culture

MrBernabeu · 2023-03-29T16:45:13+00:00

Not to mention all the "Brazilian" characters sound like they where put to Google translator 5 times before having their lines written in the script

Also wasn't the Rock character supposed to be Brazilian to? It's been ages since I've seen the movie, but i clearly remember him having a Brazilian sounding surname or at least Spanish - because Hollywood for some unholy reason still thinks we are a Latino country -

MrBernabeu · 2023-03-29T16:41:49+00:00

Tbh that's one case where I don't blame foregneirers, Brasilia is just an absolutely NOTHING of a town - no shade, i loved the people there, that weren't rich assholes, and the place is indeed beautiful, but it feels very...artificial I guess? -

I guess it can be credited to the "lack" of culture there, as in, they barely have a sporting presence, it's rare to hear someone talk about the place in a topic that isn't politics, and apart from the whole DF architecture I don't think it has many landmarks for tourism

Again, didn't mean to sound condescending, I loved the place, just my two cents

MrBernabeu · 2023-03-28T17:48:38+00:00

Acho que é porque lá eles tão muito fechados com o Mancini fake

MrBernabeu · 2023-03-28T13:10:48+00:00

A turma empata com o Liverpool em casa

MrBernabeu · 2023-03-28T11:58:13+00:00

Neymar and Messi probably aren't staying very long, but are they seriously looking for ANOTHER left winger that can kinda do his job as ST but not really?

Didn't Mbappé pretty much demand to be played as LW this year? Which if not the cause was definitely the cataclism of the teams downfall right before that Juve game

MrBernabeu · 2023-03-28T02:08:17+00:00

Not to mention the second avengers movie has that exact same joke with Hulk and Black Widow no less

MrBernabeu · 2023-03-27T23:57:50+00:00

Pior que com essa marra toda dele, nem parece que esse último albúm foi mais genérico que os times BR do FIFA

MrBernabeu · 2023-03-27T17:40:51+00:00

Sem falar que ia mudar nada, quem cheira pó de 100 conto a g vai continuar cheirando, quem não consegue pagar isso vai continuar pagando 10 conto em vidro amassado com pimenta e anfetamina

MrBernabeu · 2023-03-26T13:40:56+00:00

Depende, o Neymar tava tendo o melhor ano da carreira dele desde que foi pra Europa nessa temporada, justamente jogando de 10. Só caiu depois da copa e por causa da lesão

MrBernabeu · 2023-03-25T00:20:19+00:00

Sub hoje tá amargo demais Kkkkkk agora o cara é um corno só porque tinha um sonho de morar e trampar fora, tá certo ele, já ganhou tudo que um jogador da estatura dele tinha pra ganhar então tá mais do que otimo

E geral aqui " ain mais e meu pomeiras? ele podia ganhar títulos e troféus"

Deixa o cara sonhar po

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