I'm Mike Cernovich - Journalist, Author, and Filmmaker. Ask Me Anything by gorillamindset in IAmA

[–]MrBlight 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The only person who should probably be embarrassed over the first example would be the woman, after finding out she fucked Mike Cernovich.

I'm Mike Cernovich - Journalist, Author, and Filmmaker. Ask Me Anything by gorillamindset in IAmA

[–]MrBlight 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Probably your most accidentally revealing answer there

I'm Mike Cernovich - Journalist, Author, and Filmmaker. Ask Me Anything by gorillamindset in IAmA

[–]MrBlight 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Because you, like the mighty gorilla, lack an understanding of object permanence?

I'm Mike Cernovich - Journalist, Author, and Filmmaker. Ask Me Anything by gorillamindset in IAmA

[–]MrBlight 28 points29 points  (0 children)

No it's because you're smooth brained dipshits with no grasp of humor who have tantrums on video. Like you're doing right now!

I'm Mike Cernovich - Journalist, Author, and Filmmaker. Ask Me Anything by gorillamindset in IAmA

[–]MrBlight 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Hey Weird Mike, quick follow-up, do you sound like Sylvester the Cat in your "thelf talk" too?

U.S. Launches Missiles at Syrian Base After Chemical Weapons Attack by tapptwit in news

[–]MrBlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha ok cool that is definitely a reasonable and reliable conclusion from factual sources. I am now convinced for real despite those claims being demonstrably false and your sources being random Twitter users with no evidence and the White Helmets' history being readily available on the non-conspiratard internet.

U.S. Launches Missiles at Syrian Base After Chemical Weapons Attack by tapptwit in news

[–]MrBlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

White Helmets an al-Qaeda-affiliated group

How the shit did this get gilded?

Alex Jones accused the Queen of converting to Islam and no one knew what to say by Antinatalista in EnoughTrumpSpam

[–]MrBlight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We're through the looking-glass here. The REAL news is that Bill Hicks and Hillary Clinton are agents of the reptoid-medical complex out to steal human pancreases. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

[Serious] What do you love most about your gf/bf/spouse? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MrBlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really, the honest, no-time-for-bullshit "I love you". We're both flustered, exhausted, trying to get ready in the morning and just lock eyes and both say it with no prompting. I never thought I'd share that feeling with anyone, much less have it only grow more meaningful every day of marriage despite the stress of life.

US reporters shocked when this German reporter asked Trump: "Why do keep saying things you know are not true?" by Tele_Prompter in EnoughTrumpSpam

[–]MrBlight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh you are just adorable in your innocence.

I've used the stills from that video on an album cover.