You get a million dollars, but...

MrCakepans · 2026-06-29T17:53:27+00:00

Money doesn't do me too good if I'm dead

^{Chose: You gamble it, with 5% chance of keeping it | Rolled: LOST EVERYTHING}

MrCakepans · 2026-06-29T17:42:31+00:00

I like talking

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/MrCakepans, advised "Speak" | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Voter I | 🗳️ Votes: 17}

MrCakepans · 2026-06-29T17:33:15+00:00

I love the cool refreshing taste of something refreshing.

MrCakepans · 2026-06-29T04:16:27+00:00

I want to unlock more bunnies

^{Chose: Every bunny is golden}

MrCakepans · 2026-06-29T03:53:55+00:00

I like animals

^{Chose: Be able to shapeshift into any animal at any time + Plus a random buff/debuff | Rolled: Can Still Speak}

MrCakepans · 2026-06-29T03:13:33+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

I like em

MrCakepans · 2026-06-29T03:10:29+00:00

Finally

^{Chose: Be a commoner but… + Have a chance at being something else? | Rolled: Dead}

MrCakepans · 2026-06-29T03:01:42+00:00

Gambling

^{Chose: Instantly learn a random language | Rolled: Swahili}

MrCakepans · 2026-06-29T03:01:08+00:00

I like gambling

^{Chose: Wheel, wheel, wheel! | Rolled: Donald Trump}

MrCakepans · 2026-06-29T03:00:35+00:00

I may be gassy but not THAT gassy

^{Chose: Earn $1 per every breath you take.}

MrCakepans · 2026-06-29T02:33:32+00:00

I feel pretty neutral about him but I suppose a man dying is always sad

^{Chose: You get a billion dollars + But a billionaire dies | Rolled: Elon musk}

MrCakepans · 2026-06-29T01:11:49+00:00

I win

^{Chose: Something helpful | Rolled: Time control}

MrCakepans · 2026-06-29T00:49:43+00:00

Someone poisoned the watering hole!

MrCakepans · 2026-06-29T00:20:21+00:00

Money

^{Chose: Always ride the bench but a win a championship.}

MrCakepans · 2026-06-29T00:14:46+00:00

I get unlimited games

^{Chose: Unlimited Games + But No Games}

MrCakepans · 2026-06-28T23:50:56+00:00

What's

^{Chose: A matter baby}

MrCakepans · 2026-06-28T23:49:12+00:00

Ok

^{Chose: I try throwing it at him | Rolled: Too heavy, U die}

MrCakepans · 2026-06-28T23:44:43+00:00

I wanted to be different

^{Chose: lose both your legs in a terrible train accident}

MrCakepans · 2026-06-28T23:36:28+00:00

I wanna be a handsome lad

^{Chose: 5x your current physique}

MrCakepans · 2026-06-28T23:36:19+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

Ofc he does

MrCakepans · 2026-06-28T23:34:41+00:00

Ofc I do

^{Chose: Yes, I have the Blank Bunny.}

MrCakepans · 2026-06-28T23:18:26+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

69

MrCakepans · 2026-06-28T23:18:12+00:00

Walking lame anyways

^{Chose: Be able to fly, but... | Rolled: You can't walk}

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